TER General Board

What your best/worst story from the business?
dwarrw2213 1558 reads
posted
1 / 10

Whats your all-time story that involved you personally? Doesnt have to be sexual. For me, the most amazing thing happened about 8 years ago. There was a very highly reviewed provider that I had been dying to see for months but she was a low volume provider and in high demand so I constantly was told she was unavailable.

Finally, the stars aligned and we set a date and time. When I told her the name & location of the hotel, she told me it was only 8 blocks from her home and that made it super convenient for her. Well...as it turned out it was TOO convenient. She was at a block party in her neighborhood and she showed up at my door for outcall 45 minutes late and she could barely walk. She was hammered. She walked in, handed me this large cup filled with rum and coke but I think an ounce of coke got in the cup by accident, grabbed the envelope off the coffe table and headed for the bathroom. She came out, slurring her words, not good. I soon realized there wasnt going to be any sex. I told her I would give her a back rub first. She fell asleep! Well, past out is probably the more accurate term. She was in my room for 3 hours sleeping! Yes, I was a nervous wreck. She finally came to, I got her coffee, and after another hour or so, she said she wanted to just go home. I called a friend and had him follow me and the lady (I was driving her car) to her house. I made sure she made it into her house ok, and my buddy took me back to my car. I sent her an email the next day. Nothing. Follwed that up 3 days later with a phone call. No reply. About a week after that, I got a letter in the mail at work (she verified me thru my employer and she knew I was the manager) , marked personal and confidential. In it were 5 crisp, brand new $100 bills with a note: "Thank you for taking care of a stranger." She didnt sign it and thats all it said. I sent her an email but never heard from her again. She stayed in the hobby and retired about 3 years ago. One of the classiest things I have ever seen.

seenitall0065 6 Reviews 476 reads
posted
2 / 10

About 4-5 years ago I went to dinner by myself after work and while I was there saw a provider I saw a couple of times over a 5-6 month time period. Throughout my dinner we made eye contact a few times but neither acknowledged each other. After about 30-45 minutes I noticed she paid her check and was walking towards my table. I was thinking she was just going to say hi and keep walking but she actually sat down and we talked for about an hour about different things. She then asked me if I wanted to find a hotel somewhere local. I politely told her I didnt have any money on me (Assuming like a dummy that she wanted a fee) and that I would contact her later to have fun. She tells me basically all I have to do is pay for the room, if I want to give her something later for the night I could bu that she just really wanted to "feel a mans touch tonight"...So for the next 2 hours or so we had amazing sex and at the end went our seperate ways. I saw her a couple times after that but eventually she moved out of state and yes I gave a little extra the next time but it was the wildest thing that has ever happened to me..Second was after spending time with a porn star she invited me to goto lunch afterwards. I got to spend an extra almost 2 hours with a porn star eating lunch and talking while every guy in the restaraunt stared at her and her outfit. I tried to get dessert for free but it didn't work, however having lunch with her was a pretty cool moment and well worth me buying lunch for.

sethric56 14 Reviews 495 reads
posted
3 / 10

I made an appointment at a "real" American massage place. I thought the place was legit. I opened the door, tripped over the threshold board and fell...A hand reached out to help me up...when I stood, I was a foot away from a Narcotics officer. He says "So, you here for the EXTRAS!?!" I looked at him...paranoid...and said, "no, and judging from the words on your jacket, neither are you." Before he could say anything else, I said to him..."think what you want, but IDK anything about extras here, and I am most certainly not looking for anything that would get me in trouble with you." I turned around and walked out...I still don't know how I didn't shit myself.

Apparently BLS at this place might have meant 8-BLS.

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 465 reads
posted
4 / 10

much along the same lines..had a terrific session with one of the top porn stars in the biz..she was in town for four days and saw her the first day..on her scheduled last day in town i got a message from her assistant that she was really sick with the flu..i was shocked but yet honored she picked little old me..she wanted some cold and flu medicine and was stuck in her room..i never hesitated..bought her a bunch of stuff from the drugstore and drove downtown and delivered it to her..to see this hot lady in a bathrobe sniffling and sneezing brought me to reality..she still remembers it and thanks me to this day..we can be clients..but we can be gentlemen too..

Posted By: dgunn32
Whats your all-time story that involved you personally? Doesnt have to be sexual. For me, the most amazing thing happened about 8 years ago. There was a very highly reviewed provider that I had been dying to see for months but she was a low volume provider and in high demand so I constantly was told she was unavailable.

Finally, the stars aligned and we set a date and time. When I told her the name & location of the hotel, she told me it was only 8 blocks from her home and that made it super convenient for her. Well...as it turned out it was TOO convenient. She was at a block party in her neighborhood and she showed up at my door for outcall 45 minutes late and she could barely walk. She was hammered. She walked in, handed me this large cup filled with rum and coke but I think an ounce of coke got in the cup by accident, grabbed the envelope off the coffe table and headed for the bathroom. She came out, slurring her words, not good. I soon realized there wasnt going to be any sex. I told her I would give her a back rub first. She fell asleep! Well, past out is probably the more accurate term. She was in my room for 3 hours sleeping! Yes, I was a nervous wreck. She finally came to, I got her coffee, and after another hour or so, she said she wanted to just go home. I called a friend and had him follow me and the lady (I was driving her car) to her house. I made sure she made it into her house ok, and my buddy took me back to my car. I sent her an email the next day. Nothing. Follwed that up 3 days later with a phone call. No reply. About a week after that, I got a letter in the mail at work (she verified me thru my employer and she knew I was the manager) , marked personal and confidential. In it were 5 crisp, brand new $100 bills with a note: "Thank you for taking care of a stranger." She didnt sign it and thats all it said. I sent her an email but never heard from her again. She stayed in the hobby and retired about 3 years ago. One of the classiest things I have ever seen.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 352 reads
posted
5 / 10

I drove down to a resort town with a provider I had known for many years and we stayed at a great bed and breakfast inn in the center of the town.

She gets up in the middle of the night to go out for a cigarette.  I wake up at around 6 AM, and she isn't back.  I call her cell, and even get up and search all the blocks around the place and there is no sign of her.  I figure she's been murdered or something and I'll have to call LE and report her missing.  She finally showed up at around 8 AM, drunk, saying she knew a few people in town and went over to party with them and got a bit carried away.

Yeesh.

The best:

Spent a weekend in Boston with a gal I had wanted to see for a long time, and everything was as perfect as perfect could be.  The sex was incredible, we met nice people everywhere we went, the weather was perfect, the meals were perfect.

I was only suppose to spend the one night with her and she was flying out in the morning of the next day but as I was saying goodnight and preparing to leave she said:  "You're not going to make me sleep alone tonight are you?"

If only 10% of sessions could be that perfect.



keystonekid 114 Reviews 367 reads
posted
6 / 10

bag into my hotel suite. After a quick makeout session on the sofa followed by a great BBBJ, she said she had brought me a nice dessert. She warmed up an apple cobbler in the microwave in the suite. Then she fed it to me with a spoon. We adjourned to the bedroom and after some DATY we had a great round #2.

Fast forward two years and she is having a problem with her SO. I am driving in her area on my way to a business conference late afternoon when she calls me on my hobby cell asking if I want to meet her for a drink. The only reason I had the phone "on" was because I was trying to set something up for the next night and was waiting for a call from the provider I had contacted.

So I find the chain bar & grill and there she is sitting at the bar talking with another attractive lady. She introduces me and we sit and drink for a few hours. Then the other lady has to leave and my provider friend says do you want to get some dinner? Sure, why not. We go to this out of the way place with great food. While waiting for our entree to be served, she asks if I wanted to be with her after dinner since really didn't want to go home. No mention of P4P just a great encounter with no clock watching.

I saw her several months later for P4P and gave her a nice tip. Unfortunately, she has retired from the biz. I know it is a sometimes overused phrase but I would call her one of my few ATF in over 10 years of seeing providers.

STPhomer 176 Reviews 319 reads
posted
7 / 10

A lady I was pretty smitten with knew my birthday was coming up.  She offered am an all nighter for about a 3 hour rate.  I obviously accept the generous gift and book us a room at a cool boutique hotel.

Prior to our rendezvous she made it clear that an "all nighter" did not mean we would be banging away for 10 hours.  She painted a senerio of a little romp upon her arrival [ around 6pm ] then we'd clean up and get a bite to eat....maybe spend an hour or so at a gentlemens club then return to the room for a little more fun....then probaly sleep with the antcipation of another round in the morning.

Sounded good to me.

She actually arrive around 5pm.  She seemed a little upset about something but I had no idea what.
We were pretty quickly in bed. The session was....hmmmm....so so.  Cleaned up and decided to visit an adult supply store as she was in the mood for toy shopping. From there straight to the strip joint where we also had a bite to eat.  She was enjoying the dancers as much as I.  The cool thing is she was hotter than any of the babes doing the pole.  I'm getting pretty horny again and whisper in her ear that I'd much rather see her stipping than any of the dancers in the club. She smiles, takes my hand and we head for the hotel.

In the cab she mentioned that earlier that day she had broke up with her boyfriend. That explained the "mood' when she first arrived. But now she was feeling better and was up for some fun.

We were back in the room by 10pm. She is a totally different person that arrived 5 hrs earlier.  She is pulling my clothes off  and giving me the kind of lap dance that has been outlawed in most juridictions.

I swear we had continual sex for 7 or 8 hrs. To this day I have no idea how I did it or what got into her.  Somehow she was able to keep me "up" all night. We made use of every piece of furniture...every couch...every shelf in the room with warm sexy showers & baths as well.  I recall around 4 am pleading with her for a little sleep break.  No way. She just smiled and started working me again.

Finally somewhere around 6:30/7 am I had to sleep.  She snuggled up with me for about an hour then woke me for a a quicky for the road.  She left the room around 730. I sliped back to sleep for about an hour until I was wakened by my  cell.  It was an other provider calling me to wish me a happy birthday. When I told her i was downtown [DC] in a hotel near her incall she insisted we meet for bloody marys & brunch.  I think I hung out with her for 3 or 4 hours before I finally headed home.

I will never forget nor will I ever duplicate that night.  I saw the lady frequently through the next few years until she retired.  When I'd bring up the "all nighter" she would just smile and comment that she had no idea why she was so insatible that evening but it was fun.
god i miss that babe !!

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 336 reads
posted
8 / 10

the guy who wanted me to dress up in a chicken suit and "hatch my eggs" for him, the guy who put a dog collar around me and make me eat from a bowl, and the one guy who paid me 5k to take a crap on him. I won't go into more details, but those stand out as the most bizarre.

Elle VanBuren See my TER Reviews 238 reads
posted
9 / 10

One of the best experiences I have had was actually one of my worst travel trips.   To make a long story short, I came down with a terrible case of tonsilitis and could barely stand to move.  I needed to see a doctor desperately. The wife of one of the gents who was hosting this get together took me to the doctor and pharmacy and made sure I had all I needed.  Additionally, I was so ill I could not fly out. The hotel was completely sold out and I could not extend my room. Another gentleman from the group offered me his bed, taking the sofa.  Another friend and client offered to cancel their trip home to keep an eye on me as well.  It was literally a community of friends coming together to help me. It is a kindness I will never forget.

STPhomer 176 Reviews 261 reads
posted
10 / 10

an very hot Asian babe who sang to me during or post session afterglow. I mean I really did not know how to react.
Also there was the babe in Orlando who simply would not leave. She just hung out in my room. Yak...yak...yak.

Then there was a lady in LV early in my hobby days that fell asleep after our session. I wasn't too sure what to do. I let her lay there for about 20 minutes then started making noises to wake her up.

Two of these 3 ladies are  pretty well known and still in the biz.

Oh yes....there was this one lady who after our romp kept telling me how great it was. I teased her that I was pretty sure she told all the boys the same thing.  She took the envelope out of her purse and handed me 1/2 of the fee. "Still think I'm BSing ya".  I swear this is true. The strangest thing is my schedule prevented me from seeing her again before she just kinda disappeared a couple months later.

Register Now!