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The SPOTYs.
JackDunphy 2907 reads
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1 / 55

2 hour gig. I jizz 3 times and everything's going great. So, I look at the clock realizing time is up and I go to reach for my coat and she asks me to stay.  

Being no dummy (because I have a high school equivillancy) and clearly seeing she is just trying to rake me over for more doe-ray-me, I tell her it's a no go. So get this. She says "I'll give you two free hours." I told her no again and she actually got pissed!

So ladies, my question is why do you all so haphazardly throw around OTC time? And what's with all the 'tude when we turn you down? Sometimes it enough already and a john just needs some sleep. What part of NO don't you undertand

Pavliena See my TER Reviews 1180 reads
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3 / 55

But let you go  
Women who just starting have hard time to adjust to that and if she likes you she may just act as you said  
In fact it takes very professional escort to make you loved and wanted as it is real thing yet keep boundaries  
I want to share my clients thinking I am falling on them and it is a real and it makes man who is not familiar with up scale escorts not a services to worry about his boundaries while in fact I never cross those boundaries and not let him cross my  
This girl just loved you a lot it is what I think and do not wanted be lonely you satisfied her well  
Can that be ? So she really was giving to you her time and love ?

JackDunphy 1472 reads
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4 / 55

But still, I'd bet you are tighter with your OTC time than many of your ilk, right? Hot dudes sure, I get that. I'm sure you'd give it up to me/them often.  

But why is it such an issue to turn you senoritas down? The guys in this biz just want a good time with NO drama and no harrassment to stay longer for free. This broad Saturday night didn't even offer to pay my cab fare home! I don't need to put up with that rude shit.

Oh and btw, you still owe me for renting my private jet for your latest pictorial. And no, you can't quash my invoice with OTC honey. Not gonna work.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1124 reads
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5 / 55

Or were you just pulling everyone's chain.  I get so confused sometimes.  
PS: lots of us get OTC time.  It's not something to run away from.  And why was she mad? Sounds like you were just plain rude. It all makes me wonder if any of this happened.

JackDunphy 906 reads
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6 / 55

How was I being rude b/c I was tired and wanted to go home? I don't think OTC should be forced or coerced. If I want OTC, that should be respected. If I don't want it, then that should respected as well.

You honestly disagree with that?????

Blowing Chunks 983 reads
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7 / 55

See this >>  
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=129630&boardID=33&page=1#129630

Lets see, what's the SIMPLER explanation?  :D

 
Occam's razor (also written as Ockham's razor from William of Ockham (c. 1287 – 1347), and in Latin lex parsimoniae) is a principle of parsimony, economy, or succinctness used in problem-solving. It states that among competing hypotheses, the hypothesis with the fewest assumptions should be selected.

The application of the principle often shifts the burden of proof in a discussion.[a] The razor states that one should proceed to simpler theories until simplicity can be traded for greater explanatory power. The simplest available theory need not be most accurate. Philosophers also point out that the exact meaning of simplest may be nuanced.[b] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor

 
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Blowing Chunks 1077 reads
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8 / 55

Good for you man, Good for you. You got a big dick and big private jet. I get that.  Dayum.  

But I bet you one thing though, you're gonna get yourself that trophy.  Your very first provider and she some how begged you to stay 2 hours and you're offended by that. HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad I didn't place my bets on RT cuz you just took his spot and beat him by a mile.  Never though that would be possible but wow.  You also make AF look silly because you sound really pissed and offended there.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm impressed!  

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=129630&boardID=33&page=1#129630

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JackDunphy 1060 reads
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9 / 55

So what you are saying is that when a dude just crushes it for 2 hours like I did, these gals mistake sexual satisfaction with love. That would explain the anger she showed at the end and the lack of cab money.  

Women confuse orgams with love, if I am reading you right. And who the fk can tell if I am reading you right? Only you know for sure. Correct?

JackDunphy 763 reads
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10 / 55

So guys might be less likely to turn you down b/c the night is still early. In my case, it was late and with the time change that night...fkked up both my internal AND external clock.

JackDunphy 1352 reads
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11 / 55

it was YOU that mentioned the size of my dick, not I. Pleasant dreams...

inicky46 61 Reviews 1118 reads
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12 / 55

Now when will you answer my other question? On which post were you fibbing about this session?

Dave76015 38 Reviews 1107 reads
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13 / 55

Suppose she was having a great time and didn't want you to leave?  
Perhaps she actually enjoyed your company?

I think the Sally Struthers Dog Training School that granted your GED needs to revoke it.  

You may get a front row table at the SPOTY awards, and the year is early.

JackDunphy 904 reads
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14 / 55

I told you last week I hot a hottie lined up for Saturday. Now I am reporting back what happened. Ok Mr. Nosey?

And btw, I never fib. In the words of the immortal Tony Montana:

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

Dave76015 38 Reviews 1144 reads
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15 / 55

I donate to spend the most time with you that you will allow.  
I donate to experience your love and passion.  
I donate for you to experience my love and passion.  
I donate for the opportunity that we may exchange ideas, curiosities, opinions, and thoughts.  
I donate for the time to determine if we have the slightest bit of personal chemistry.  
I donate for the memories that will last a lifetime.  

Then again, I'm not your average John.

Dave76015 38 Reviews 810 reads
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16 / 55

I know those TSA assholes are going to give me grief at Sky Harbor......

Dave76015 38 Reviews 794 reads
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17 / 55
Blowing Chunks 1175 reads
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19 / 55

But this one, he's the total package!!!!!!  

1. Troll
2. Stupid
3. Dumb
4. Clueless
5. Mean
6. NEWBIE
7. Jack ass

Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 1170 reads
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20 / 55

Just get dressed, and go.  Simple as that.  It's your hobby, man...hobby as you see fit.  Complaining about a provider that offered you additional OTC time here, for whatever reason, is just plain stupid.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1243 reads
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21 / 55

Why be shocked at her anger! Many emotions are expressed during these encounters. And to be fair, perhaps dismay, such as you felt, is one.

Probably you did the "wise" thing. I won't say "right thing" because right and wrong don't apply. Or apply only in the infinite sense. But that's a digression into a question deeper than this. I have to stop doing that.

Anyway, had you stayed, you may have become her "friend." A friend Is a consolation prize for not becoming her lover. This would ultimately result in something like driving her to the airport, helping her move her furniture into a new incall plant, taking her to the opera or other events where one really doesn't want to go solo, and/or helping her out with the rent. I know. Been there, done that. Best to not get too friendly, and the odds of getting friendly off the clock are high.

So, assuming that she wasn't planning a quick up-sell, which from how you describe it, she probably wasn't, it was wise to walk away. It would be hard to not do something nice for her when she asked after her doing something nice for you. Money comes and goes. But the emotional toll of a friendship can drain the life force right out of your soul.

Still, Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. -WS

Forgive her.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 827 reads
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22 / 55
WickedBrut 27 Reviews 940 reads
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23 / 55

...this could be the groundwork for some truly experimental playtime.

You can draw her into begging you for sex, if you want to go that route, or it might be more interesting for you to do a little repentant scene the next time you're with her. Maybe leading into and during a standup against the kitchen sink while she forgives you while you slide into her. That could be a very intense session.

You sort of have a trump card to play whenever you want.

Man after my own heart.


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1085 reads
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24 / 55
hbyist+truth=;( 802 reads
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25 / 55

Don't know RY but she could possibly fuck circles around you by the sound of it, you being all tired and all from a little 2 hour session. I suggest you get your out of shape, rolly polly, tub of goo to the gym so you can keep up.

GaGambler 944 reads
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26 / 55

but what he lacks in creativity, he makes up for in staying power. Just like last year, I predict that at the end of the year AF will be  the "last moron standing" and basically win by default, just like he did last year.

Smokinggun 1293 reads
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27 / 55

He's not a troll, he's just a little lost.

Chauncey Gardner 1017 reads
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29 / 55
USGrantlover 225 Reviews 935 reads
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30 / 55

So when do we get your first review in five years? Just curious

russbbj 89 Reviews 1019 reads
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31 / 55

I think they were lonely, and I could see how they're life could get a little lonely. I am the clock watcher, I'm always conscious of not overstaying because I don't think a lady should have to make subtle hints to get me out the door at the end of a session. She has her next appointment to prepare for or her life to live, I pay a well defined amount for a well defined period of time, it's not a difficult concept. When I've been asked to hang out after the end of my time I've never expected anymore action, just hang out time. One lady just wanted me to be the big spoon and talk for a while, that's cool. But if I had other commitments I would simply tell her so,.Communication, what a concept.

inicky46 61 Reviews 917 reads
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32 / 55
angelexotic See my TER Reviews 1142 reads
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33 / 55

this is the first time I've ever heard a post like this but hey you go on with your bad self you must be pretty cool.
she must have really liked you....
of course you're going to be bummed out when someone read you really like have to go....
when you can't wait for it to be over that's obviously because maybe you can just kind of stomach the person.
but whether it's because of a mutual attraction or maybe they just happen to be really cool to make you laugh of course you kinda get bummed when the person has to go.
you're just obviously irresistible and she really didn't want you to go you should definitely be happy about this because not much just going to bake a guy to stay from what I've heard.
, what is it are you really good looking or are you good at making people laugh it's got to be one of the two,,,

russbbj 89 Reviews 951 reads
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34 / 55

If a provider wants me to stay after, and I can't or don't want to I tell her,  I can't or don't want to. I nor you can control how others feel or react to anything, be honest and then leave.

russbbj 89 Reviews 1036 reads
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35 / 55

I don't break either one of them for nobody
-- Tony Montana (Scarface)

inicky46 61 Reviews 1258 reads
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36 / 55

JackassDumphuck is definitely making a run.  But Roddy Tardwell has a long, long lead.  Still, the year is less than three months old, so it's possible we could have a horse race.  Here's hoping.

inicky46 61 Reviews 956 reads
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37 / 55

Or did I miss the announcement?
And, yes, the smart money has to be on anonymousfool this year as well, based simply on his long track record of being consistently stupid and, at times, unintelligible.
But I will say I'm impressed with RT and consider him an early leader, simply for his genuine, wide-eyed stupidity, and his complete inability to "see the light" even when it's shined directly onto his retinas.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 992 reads
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38 / 55

Robbin, I gotta say, you take a lot of snarky shit on this board, yet you always manage to remain nice. I for one find that quite classy, and I commend you. :)

Posted By: RobbinYoung
"So when do we get your first review in five years? Just curious."  
   
 USGrantlover, I took a hiatus from escorting from 2009 until November 2013, to pursue other business projects.  Honestly, most of my clientele have never written a review or wish to write one.  If one is written, so be it...if not, it doesn't matter to me.  Providing a memorable rendezvous is all I care about, not scores on a page.

JackDunphy 707 reads
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39 / 55
JackDunphy 989 reads
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40 / 55

I am hysterical and extraordinarily good lucking. Great in bed with an average cock size. The way I see it, you just don't fuck a women's bod. You fuck with her head too.

JackDunphy 906 reads
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41 / 55

It's VERY possible I will be the last moron standing. I have a good 8-9 months to make a total ass of myself and by most accounts, I am succeeding. A man has to have goals in life, right?

Blowing Chunks 884 reads
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42 / 55
hbyist+truth=;( 884 reads
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43 / 55

This is pit and anyone wanting to be here learns that what is reasonable and respectful outside of here, does not actually apply on here. It's like an adult talking to a 5 year old, the adult has to get down to the 5 year old level in order to be heard and possibly understood.  Not a criticism but an observation. I like playing here, it relieves me of being PC. Hookers and tricks abound!

hbyist+truth=;( 791 reads
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44 / 55

Just because it's a review board started by one the the most heinous asswipes of all time, does not mean she needs them. Plenty do very well without  them.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1002 reads
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45 / 55

Yes, you are kind of a pain in the ass and quite annoying.  But you are not truly stupid and write far too well to prevail over anencephalics like anonymousfool and Roddy Twatwell.  Good luck and I suggest you seriously dumb yourself down.

inicky46 61 Reviews 1042 reads
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46 / 55

He loved the way you used to finish on him.  Or in him

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 998 reads
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47 / 55
Arovet 62 Reviews 901 reads
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48 / 55

you wouldn't post this sophomoric drivel.  You're either the biggest horse's ass on the planet or a (yawn) troll who's afraid to even talk to a girl, much less sweep a provider off her feet.  Piss off now, there's a good lad.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1181 reads
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49 / 55

...I DO doubt that the "babe" he's talking about is a provider. I don't recall any reference from other threads to Jack's wife, so I don't know if he's married. But everyone is somebody to someone. If not a wife, I suspect he was with a girlfriend or someone he had a date with.

He made the statement earlier about always telling the truth, even when he's lying. A way of doing this would be to report an experience with a significant other as if it happened with a provider without ever stating it in so many words.

This is what he's done. If a man visits his girlfriend, has sex and then heads for the door, it's likely she'd ask him to stay awhile and perhaps get angry if he didn't.

He refuses to address this topic head on. So, this is probably the nature of what happened. He doesn't want to lie, so it reports the experience in such a way on this board that we all assume he's talking about a paid encounter.

So we were all taken in, but it's a harmless joke.

It kind of reminds me of the Alan character in Matt Crowley's "The Boys in the Band," the film made back in the late sixties based on his Off-Broadway play. The story is about gay culture at the time, and Alan is the straight friend who joins in a phone game of Truth. He calls his wife and tells her he loves her. The rest of the party, all gay, think he's cheating because the game was to call someone (male) and confess a crush.

Jack is sort of pulling the same lie/not-lie on us. He has a thing about not lying while leading people to believe something that is not quite the truth. An interesting aspect of his personality.

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 1222 reads
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50 / 55
USGrantlover 225 Reviews 1163 reads
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51 / 55

And UTR gals are constantly all over every board here? I think not. Merely asked a question. I just don't understand all the hostility here. Life's too short.  

Posted By: hbyist+truth=;(
Just because it's a review board started by one the the most heinous asswipes of all time, does not mean she needs them. Plenty do very well without  them.

JackDunphy 984 reads
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52 / 55
Jstgttnstrtd 18 Reviews 1159 reads
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53 / 55

I thought it was pretty funny and ironic.
But not sure why you didn't go all out and give yourself a monster cock too.
Guess I'm one-up on you.

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 845 reads
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54 / 55

Shake it off, boo. You're above that shit. Xo.  

Posted By: RobbinYoung
Your kind post and compliment means the world to me. xoxo  Right now, though, I'm pretty pissed off and not feeling too "classy" at the moment. ;)  
   
 I'd thought USGrantlover was just asking a question regarding my reviews, so I replied to him...but, I was just informed of his alias.  He has been stalking and bashing me ALL over TER.  I don't know WTF his problems is, but now that I know who he is...I'll ignore his TER handle, as I've done his ali-ass.  
   
Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Robbin, I gotta say, you take a lot of snarky shit on this board, yet you always manage to remain nice. I for one find that quite classy, and I commend you. :)  
     
Posted By: RobbinYoung
"So when do we get your first review in five years? Just curious."    
       
   USGrantlover, I took a hiatus from escorting from 2009 until November 2013, to pursue other business projects.  Honestly, most of my clientele have never written a review or wish to write one.  If one is written, so be it...if not, it doesn't matter to me.  Providing a memorable rendezvous is all I care about, not scores on a page.

hbyist+truth=;( 700 reads
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55 / 55

They don't have to be as this area does not concern them

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