Go into the bath room and wash your butt. I say this because I really want to suck your dick but I don't want to smell your ass.

You can after washing it leave some soap on it if you like so you are sure it smells nice


Thanks

You look like you wear large pantalooms!

                     ****eom****

Men aren't the only ones who should do this. Some ladies should try this too. Nothing worse than getting a whiff of ass as you're about to DATY.

you need to take responsibility for this. The overwhelming majority of your clients will never have read this post. If you want them to be clean - ASK them to shower on arrival.

Demand this if need be.

Shower with them if it works best for you. The Asian ladies I see shower with me at the beginning even though I arrive squeaky clean

Those ar some fun times lol....

You are the professional. You need to learn to manage the time and the cleanliness factors.

Preach!!!!

we see this PSA once a week. sigh.

point blank...ask each of your clients, the ones you suspect have not "freshened up" to kindly use the facilities available to them. Personally, I have fragrance free soaps and towels available..(fragrance free because if he is married/attached...the SO IS going to smell it and ask why he smells so pretty...eh..gots to be careful!)

if all else....get in the shower with em. Nothing motivates more than a bj in the shower. That way, it doesnt cut into the "play time"...kinda like two birds with one stone, eh?

If he still throws a hissy fit...then show him the door.  

lol. there are other tricks of the trade as well....

Renee,

Unfortunately, some people do not know how to bathe correctly. It is not just the guys either.

As a way around all this, make bathing your clients and cleaning them to your standards part of your sessions. It works 100% of the time.

I agree, shower with them. Sure, it ruins your hair, but you both know everyone is squeaky clean and fresh.

I've experienced this ass smell on a quite a few gals and the smell grosses me out completely.

If they smell like that I won't daty.

Sometimes I will demand they take a shower with me so I can scrub them down.

Followed by coffee, a shit, shower and shave. (How one of my favorite books started..."Voices From The Bottom of The World")

I am always clean as a whistle, and I dab loverly subtle and enticing fragrances at key strategic junctures!

Tain't ain't evar bin soooo goood!

I am quite magically delicious.

I also insist upon the same.

I had my nose stuck right into  a very tight, hot looking, pooper that smelled like unwiped ASS!
I come to a date so freaking clean, my ass squeaks when I walk.  I pride myself in personal grooming.  I'm sure plenty of guys don't, and that's a shame.  But for a provider, who is charging me for very personal contact, to smell like ass, or terminal vaginosis, or morning breath, is beyond belief!
I sympathize with you ladies who have to deal with that, but please make sure that all of the areas you wish clean and "minty fresh" on us, are the same on you!

i always have one on me. lol.

i could use some good luck...

Sure, but they look ridiculous. Little bit GMILF-esque. I'd rather end up with sexy tousled hair and a very happy man. :P

A pair of marshmellows!


hahaha!

but i like my lucky charms to be a bit...harder than that.

something that fills my mouth with sweet goodness..

thats good stuff there!!

jus sayin

i dont think he is noticing my pink and black frilly shower cap...altho, one did and complimented me on my resourcefulness..

sexy tousled is good. wet poodle not good, in my book. lol

oh!! question of the day!!!!

if my mouth is "full".....

why do guys pick that time to ask me questions..and expect an answer?????????


really???!!!!

I think there's a porn genre for 'muffled' singing, LOL. They do the same to me!

It's a shame when you have to remind someone of common basic hygine!  

But it goes both ways as I have seen several ladies who should have rinsed their pussies off before sticking it in my face too!!  

Get tired of going back out to my car for the air freshner so I can hang it around my neck to stave off the stench!!

..."Don't talk w/your mouth full"!

Before realizing the stankage????


Now, I love clams.

Raw, steamed, in chowda, whateva.

Nevertheless before I put my mouth on a clam (or nearby mussel..  

My nose is working overtime.

I've had chefs called out of kitchens where I've then summarily dressed them down in the dining room for putting a staky clam on my plate.

Fuck that shit.

Mind you this has only happened at restaurants that OTHERS have brought me to.

The lesson being, do your fucking research.

Dentists have a proclivity for asking questions of those unable to speak. LOL

Dr. Smarty's rooten tooten, two ball solution.

lmfao

I completely agree.  And while they're at it, please remember to wash the balls, too!  They can really stink after a day of work!

They should already be bathed BEFORE arrival.  Otherwise, Pay me for the bathing fetish!  Have you ever smelled them?  It's like walking into a football field of dirty ass!

Suggest you upgrade your clients instead generalizing and posting advise to every one.

Really annoying because; it is you who choose whom to see and you should deal with it at the moment. Posting on discussion boards is not going to do much good.

Much obliged.

I agree with you Renee some guys do need to wash their asses.Yucky pooh.We have to be clean for them and you think they would do the same for us.i would be mortified if my booty smelled like pooh.

However true this problem may be for providers and clients alike, this is my issue. Your soapbox is in the wrong place. The guys who need to hear this won't... the others don't need to hear this because they already scrub their junk. If you want to ask how to get guys to clean up, THAT is appropriate, either here or in the provider only section.

Sometimes you can't arrive as squeaky as you'd like - after a long day sitting at a desk... that's why I take a few and hop in the shower to scrub the boys with some soap.

Khym is ABSOLUTELY correct... keep everything unscented. Stinky perfume or soap, etc, is almost as bad as a stinky clam because the stink lasts longer and can cause more problems.

with her frilly black and pink shower cap... and putting a little frosting on top like a little cupcake... ROFLMAO

But you are absolutely correct. I really like one of the local agencies here in DC. They do a 70 minute hour to give 10 minutes toward that intro shower. A nice and considerate touch.

The provider board is there for such things, I presume, to warn the other ladies of guys who won't scrub their junk... banish them to the CL team...

There are many posts here suggesting ladies require their clients to shower before arriving.

Unfortunately that doesnt always work.  You can ask a man to shower, but that doesnt mean he will always clean himself in all the right places!

I dont know how it happens, but somehow there are a lot of people out there who simply are not familiar enough with basic cleanliness skills!

Use soap... and lots of it in all your nether regions.  You should not just do this before you come to see us, but everyday!!!!

A bit of powder or cologne would be fine as well, but please do not overdo it!  (A full spray is tooooo much!)

Good luck to all of us, ladies and gents!  

because i am simply that awesome.

but i draw the line at having curlers in my hair. THAT is not sexy.

eh. like anyone notices.

I'll even have my ass waxed ala "BRUNO"!!!!