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The problem with that strategy is, "do you REALLY want that free session?"
GaGambler 323 reads
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What if she is "double" the size of the girl in the pic?  

I see this as a lose/lose for you. lol

rtuminus1326 reads

100 percent me or it’s free!  
(An imagined scenario)

There’s a light tap at the door. The client opens it and beholds his provider.

Him: Er, you’re not the woman in the photos. Does that mean it’s free?
Her: No, silly. My ad doesn’t say I’m the woman in the photos. It says “100 percent me or it’s free.” As you can see, I am 100 percent me. I am not even a tiny percentage anyone else.
Him: Got me on a technicality.

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theoldcavalier361 reads

Just somehow never seemed quite likely that "100% me or it's free" would ever end in a freebie. Just one of those strange intuitions, y'know?

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coeur-de-lion331 reads

If the photos are 100% you, recent, with no photoshopping, I will double your rate, but if not, then its free.  I imagine I would be lucky if half would show up under those conditions.

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GaGambler324 reads

What if she is "double" the size of the girl in the pic?  

I see this as a lose/lose for you. lol

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coeur-de-lion305 reads

Double the size would more correctly be a potential win-lose, but I have done some plumpers before.  Are you afraid I'll get lost in a fat roll, or what?  I'll take some chalk so I can mark the path I used to go in.  How's that?  You and Jake can pull me out if I get lodged in too far if I haven't suffocated yet.  .  

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JakeFromStateFarm327 reads

"Good night!"
*SLAM*

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ANiceGuyToHookUp290 reads

All valid points.  

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