Ok Years ago in the mid 90's I worked at a porn shop. They would get boxes of merchandise.
I never thought much about it.

Ok now a employment agency has sent me to work to a dildo factory. The number of mostly fake penises is unbelievable. Orders in the hundreds and thousands, everyday of every year.

Of course I've been asked by a few providers if they should bring out a vibrator.  

But when you see the number made by this company. That there are a other companies and some if not most also comes from China. Makes you believe that every woman in the world must have one or more than one.

No wonder I was so unlucky in the civie world. Maybe I was not needed and how can any normal human man compete with the length and thickness of some of those things.

Hard to ask in the real world. But easy to ask here. Ladies, How many dildos and/or vibrators do you own? Do you have to replace them regularly? Do they wear out, break or something?  

Ok,ok maybe what bothers me a little bit also. maybe in this world many people don't need other people and a fake replica would do. I know other s might use them as pluses. I just couldn't get by with a fake pussy.

Yeah I've seen a few fake pussies there. Maybe there is more stuff on the other side. But from where I'm working it seems dildos are the main product.

Personally, I only own two vibrators.  A G-Vibe Original (Its split shaft makes it amazing for stimulating almost every part of the body-- nipples, clitoris, scrotum, G-spot), and a We-Vibe Fling (a flexible u-shaped G-spot and clitoris-stimulating vibrator that can be worn during sex).  Between the two of them, I've never even thought about purchasing another!

I've had them both for at least 3 or 4 years, but they don't get a ton of use so they're both in great condition.  They're also both fully rechargeable, so batteries have never been an issue.  Also, unlike traditional vibrators, they're just as much fun with a friend as they are on their own.  Highly, highly recommended!

Minus the bullshit and demands that can come with what is attached to the appendage.  

BOB's are perfect to get the job done. And for some, couple that with a dildo and they have the perfect combo.

used these things like crazy... I was 18, he was 34. He basically introduced me to a new world of sex, drugs etc. that I was very naive to before meeting him and I got used to all the artificial stimulation... so much so that when it was just him, it was no longer enough. I literally had to train my body to get off naturally again (even masturbation was fked up because of the toys) after so many years of using these things. Now, I do not use any type of artificial stimulation, as no person can duplicate the feeling. If a guy can't get me off (or if I can't get myself off) fk it. I don't even masturbate when I am actively being London Rayne... what's the use? I would rather get off in a date.

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Sometimes she drives, sometimes she lets me and others times with her lady friends. They aren't cheap but so far haven't missed a beat and the rechargeable batteries run like champs.

One has a remote. A few times we have gone out and she has this U shaped one that is half inside her. Gives me the remote and says have at it. Makes for fun for a while. In reality it's tough to keep it in her for a long period of time and peeing can be a challenge.

When the budget gets tight, or I just got the NCNS / last minute cancellation.  The Fleshlight is always there in a time of need.  It makes for some intense orgasms.  Not quite the equivalent of a BBBJ/CIM, but close enough to do in a pinch.

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It seems like some of the more "sensitive" posters here think it's "insensitive" to be doing this strictly for a physical release. Don't get me wrong, I am the last person who thinks of hookers simply as "cum receptacles" I have way too many friends and exes who are hookers to possibly think that way, BUT I would be lying if I were to say that quite often I am looking for nothing more than a physical release with a warm body and I am quite happy to forget her name five minutes after pulling out.

I guess that makes me a shallow pig.  

Ok THAT doesn't really make me a shallow pig, that fact that she better be hot and then I will still forget her name five minutes later, THAT makes me a shallow pig. lmao

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If you are imbibing in this hobby for anything more than a physical release during a fixed time period with a beautiful and pleasant woman, you are just asking for problems.

Guess that makes me a shallow piglette!

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