Well, it wasn't really kinky.
I guess he emails a lot of ladies. He wants you to smoke. Yeah, sit outside and smoke a cigarette - draw that smoke deeply into your longs, draw long and hard, and sensually, and then blow out the smoke, while he watches.

Ok...

Re:The kinkiest acts requested

Kink doesnt bother me Kink is cool. Gross kink.. now..
Coco Puffs - dont even ask but yea it involves poo
Romans - puke
Making them go on a piss diet

Ok Let me reiterate those are the GROSSEST.. Being a in the BDSM community as well as a provider.. I see alot .
Glory holes- they suck while I f*** with a strap on.
Cream Pie- Screwing one man while the other cucklolds and cleans me and him after the session.
Brownie w Nuts- Also with the cuck couple above but wanted A VERY WELL endowed man of color to play while I took a strap on to him. ( the cuckold wanted the strap on )
Strap on Play- always uber kinky. The fetish boys love it.
Foot sundaes- I have a personal foot fetish so I liked this one. Put hot fudge cherries ice cream whipped cream - which looked so good I wanted to eat it.. but as it was melting - he used my feet and the goodies to self plkeasure himself.

This person writes:

i love to give oral and receive strap on and goldenshowers im very clean i dont smoke nor do i do drugs, would you be interested?

during down time just for conversation.  One told me of a guy who had a real foot thing.  He had her walk around in dirt and such barefoot then licked her feet clean.  Then asked her to put on high heals and step on his cock with the heal against the floor!  She did the walk and clean thing and started the step on thing but had to stop when he wanted more of her weight.  She was worried that she'd lacerate the thing and just couldn't do it.

I've been asked to stick a vent brush up someones ass, pop ballons the whole session, if I could have the hiccups during the session. One time this guy answered the door in a bustier,stockings and garter belts and asked if I would act like I was a playboy photographer and tell him how good he looks. Ive even been asked to listen to this guy talk  about canibalism(he looked at a picture of a girl and told me how he would cook her)i know I know this all sounds crazy but this all happpened when I worked in Vegas when I first started in the biz I was young dumb and full of you know,  the only thing I cared about was getting the money in my hand Like I said this is just a sample of the crazy things Ive been asked anyway now i dont even consider doing any type of fetishes  lucylee in phoenix

Now brace yourself and I hope I do not offend anyone, but I used to get this asshole who would call me not block his number and state, he was looking for someone to pass gas on him and in his face.  He would disgust me so badly, making this request, along with brownshower YUCK!!!  We'll you Asked for it = )