now my "ick" factor has gone through the roof as well.

It wasn't BashfulJohn by chance was it? lol

Maybe there is hope for you after all.

So I must have done fairly well writing my last review.  I even got several pm's saying how several people enjoyed  reading my review.  Unfortunately it did not stop there; one guy continued to tell me how horny it made him and how he could not read the whole thing with out beating off.   I'm a straight guy, please don't over share.  My ick factor went through the roof.  I'm sure this is only the slightest glimpse into what providers must deal with all the time.

No, it wasn't me, but I'll check those reviews out!  I love jizzing on my keyboard.

Anyway, he'd know whether it was me, because all my PMs include a closeup photo of my dick with the words "Can you handle this MONSTER?!!!!?!?!?!?!?" photoshopped across it.

Some guy rubbed one out when reading your review?!

Shocking. I bet that never happened before.

Good thing you got out in front of this and let us know you’re a straight guy. Otherwise, Shirley, everyone would have figured you for gay.

My  point was more like; it's not necessary to over share, beat your self silly if you want reading my review, I just don't see the point of sharing such with the reviewer.

no bashing just humor. Keep it up.

Patronizing wankers.

I want a pm like that! HA!

I have to say that not only are most reviews, at their very best, cold and clinical as hell; those that aren't tend to be an extreme turn-off. It's one reason reading reviews has always been a rarity for me.

Even reading my own reviews, I don't think they are at all arousing. They darned sure wouldn't constitute anything even close to erotica.

So it seems you have a real flair for erotic writing!  If so, it would make you one of the *damned few* men capable of writing decent erotica. That being the case, I think you should take the responses you have received as a hint that you might have missed your calling, and pursue a lucrative erotica writing career asap!

"lucrative erotica writing career" is an oxymoron!

I just had a gentleman send me a picture of himself in a diaper and that was after I refused to see him.

while I understand your issue..I had to laugh.

Sometimes you just have to ingore and delete. Other times just LOL and count your blessings.........

I told this to a provider friend and she laughed, It probably took her 10 minutes to list all the shit she puts up with.

Classic thread - The only ick factor I get going is when the provider sees me)

I am published in other realms and it pays pretty well. But I guess the erotica genre is pretty jam-packed so I'm sure you are correct!