after watching this mind numbing video, it's no wonder that the world's oldest profession is alive and well!!

I wish she had reviewed how the angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat of the meat.

I think this is the most important equation to be covered in any sexual education.

to suffer through the entire 13+ minutes of this.

She is nowhere near hot enough to watch her do anything for that long, much less listen to her flap her gums. I guess she is still rather attractive for a "middle aged white woman" if you are into women over forty, but she doesn't do a lot for me, certainly not enough to suffer through thirteen minutes of babbling on her part.

No wonder you call you've renamed yourself once again, only a fucking tree would suffer through this video willing.

I think you need to factor “in” the torque of the pork.

I hope the forest that is waiting is an "old growth" one, because if not it will be by the time "Woody" says anything interesting or intelligent.

Forest waits for the wood pecker to do something interesting lol