It's that season again:

The "Oscars" will be awarded in nine days.

There are the "Grammys" and "Emmys".

Shouldn't we have awards for well-written, funny, or attention-getting TER reviews?
What should they be called?

This post is prompted by my laughing while reading this review of a San Diego "provider":

"In the end, stay away. You're better off setting your Benjamins on fire..."

The reviewer probably should receive some kind of "rookie" award; he has only one previous review and that was more than three years ago.

While I imagine most hobbyists pay with 20's since that is what ATM's kick out, it seems to me that "The Benjamin" might be a good name.

Your submissions, pleas

to keep in the style of the other awards.

...nobody would ever win it.

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Plot, subplot, antagonist, protagonist, climax (to detail out the other climax), and a call for further contemplation. Anything less than that gets the guillotine....on a penis.

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Oh my goodness, Guillotine and penis should never reside in the same sentence. Actually penis doesn't belong in any sentence, if a woman wants me to loose my erection, the fastest way to do so is say penis (I hate the word, hate it). Say cock, dick anything but the 'P' word.

Make the acronym work.

Another one of those names. Have you ever met a Tera, that you didn't want to?