So, after work some guys come in stressed, like they're ready to pass out. They don't want to talk, they just want to sit there, not even look at you, blah blah. Not often, but enough.
Figured out a while back letting themselves blow usually takes care of the problem. "After I rub one out, I'm less likely to lash out on my fellow man… I talk to telemarketers, I'm buying the shit." (Bill Burr) So anyway, I just thought I'd share how cute I think it is when a guy comes in, is all stressed, you give 'em a little TLC, (they usually roll their eyes, lol,) but then the look of anticipation when you make any indication that you're starting to make your way down… lol… and after they blow, all that testosterone is gone and they've rejuvenated. They start chit-chatting, get up with a jump in their step and are all excited when they leave. I just think it's so funny and cute. I just think it's neat to see the transformation from 'before' to 'after' he releases his load lol. Thoughts? Experiences? Cute stories?after she's had a great O from daty or otherwise. Could be faking but the smile of contentment is nice.
Still have the 'O' on my face, lol. I don't 'O' often, but when I do… ![]()
after I pop I always leave with a spring in my step and a positive outlook. Especially if she swallowed.
Figured out a while back letting themselves blow usually takes care of the problem. "After I rub one out, I'm less likely to lash out on my fellow man… I talk to telemarketers, I'm buying the shit." (Bill Burr)
So anyway, I just thought I'd share how cute I think it is when a guy comes in, is all stressed, you give 'em a little TLC, (they usually roll their eyes, lol,) but then the look of anticipation when you make any indication that you're starting to make your way down… lol…
and after they blow, all that testosterone is gone and they've rejuvenated. They start chit-chatting, get up with a jump in their step and are all excited when they leave. I just think it's so funny and cute.
I just think it's neat to see the transformation from 'before' to 'after' he releases his load lol.
Thoughts? Experiences? Cute stories?
am excited with anticipation of having a fun and relaxing time. I leave all the stress of the "real world" on the otherside the door.
Courtney,
I guess you can use the following Ad copy: Mood swing specialist who specializes in the fellatio arts. Will make you feel good and get you going to an enthusiastic start.
We're all specialists in the 'mood swing' area, unless we don't make them comfortable in the time they spend with us.
But thanks! I'll take note of this for the future, lol.
I thought maybe you were going to tell Courtney to advertise her singing, too. ![]()
because I had to keep the weekends for the wife and kiddies. And evenings I had to be home likewise.
I don't recall being particularly stressed when I saw providers, but in retrospect I must have been somewhat as I would take a long lunch (I was on the road a lot then.) with a provider. I do know that one person asked another about me and what I do during the day as it seemed that when I returned to the office after lunch, I seemed so upbeat and chipper, unlike the rest of the guys who came back looking like they were wearing 50 lb. packs.
Now-a-days I am home alone and do my hobbying on Saturday afternoon when I am all rested and have my weekend chores behind me. I love it that way.
I think that trying to hobby in the middle of a workday now would be risky on account of the iphone. People email a mile a minute and if you don't get back to them in ten minutes they send the troops out to hunt for you.
I think I stepped between the raindrops on that one.
Do any other guys who have to hobby in the middle of the workday share that same iphone experience?
Has anyone returned an email or taken a phone call in the middle of flagrante delicto*?
I do pull off a nooner now and then but I'm the most relaxed and have the best sessions early in the morning. I'm a morning person anyway, and it's a lot easier to "leave for work early" than "stay late"..."staying late" needs a cover story, "going in early" not so much. But yes, when I sneak off midday that phone is always in the back of my mind....but I ignore it and fortunately we're not a send the troops out company.
No one expects to get a hold of me since they know the phone is probably off. I can be anywhere I want for the most part as long as I keep the damned phone off. If you don't want to be found, turn off your phone or at least switch it to privacy mode.
the whole 'process', the 'journey' if you will...not necessarily the 'before or after' Courtney. And a journey that keeps on going...doesn't end when he walks out the door.
But yes, it is 'cute' and most deff sexy when a gentleman is able to 'release' his ...ummm stresses of everyday daily life out in any way he feels he needs to.
Nothing like a smile and a lil bit of sunshine again to make the day go round ![]()
Well, as in everything, big things are made of many small things.
I like to stop and smell the roses, and enjoy the little things as I make my journey. This is a 'flower' moment during a quest to make it to my destination, which, yes… means sending them away with memories.
Good post.
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Yes! The process is everything! Umm, superlatives... it's a large part in any case.
And while a guy may be "cute" after he "release his stresses".. I've noticed that some women gain a bit of energy and spring in their step when they have had their own "moment" or two.
LOL. Guy relaxes and falls asleep, woman is energized. Another piece of the eternal and dichotomous puzzle of the sexes. Too awesome for words!
When they came in, they'd either be super-horny or super-uptight. Or just not 'intimate'. (I'm only talking about first-time clients here). Sometimes I'd be like...grumble, grumble. This grumble grumble, making me grumble grumble and he's like...(you guessed it) grumble, grumble.
After the first pop...people became...people.
A cocktail or two will sometimes do the same. It's part of our job - getting people to relax, slip into another world, and forget themselves (that includes us). It's part of the beauty of this job.
It builds up in the nut sack...
You know? All women should have to have a cock and balls for a week...
Then there would be a lot less confusion around the world.
I know I wouldn't mind having tits for a day or two...
But keep that vagina thing.. No thanks.
If it were just hormones, you girls wouldn't be able to make a living at this. We could "take it in hand" and be done with it. Much cheaper. faster and less complications. Guys are wired to have sex with someone - regularly. Otherwise the species would have died out long ago. There may be some guys whose primary motivation to have sex is to have children but I don't understand them.
In a very real sense - you do sell your companionship. That buzz is just the wired/lizard part of our brains being satisfied - "I just had s*x with a hot woman/man/whatever. That's what I am supposed to do. That's my purpose - scr*w the rest of it. I'm good" Certainly the definition of s*x and partner varies a lot from guy to guy.
Hey - it sure improves my mood for a while. One of the girls I see told me exactly what you are talking about - we come in kind of mangy and go out the door with our tails up and ready to go - and she seemed to get a real kick from it. And she makes absolutely certain I leave that way. Hormones are just a part of it - an important part to be sure - but just a part