I have my own Bible

I wrote the book on dirty talk..I watch porn so I can make fun of the lame dirty talk (He Ha He)

Not a fan of being called a whore or slut or any name per se. And unless I am in the mood, it can make me laugh and if it is requested of me and the mood or guy is not right, I find it comes out stilted and just ruins the moment more than enhances it.  

I guess I am more of a fan of erotic talk than dirty talk.

Many years ago I met a provider who could weave a story around what we were doing; even involving the maid we heard vacuuming in the hallway.

I was in awe of her verbal skills.

I could never find her again, alas.

I love a gal who can dish it out and also take it.
My champs at it include Kendall Lynn, Samantha Good, Naughty Natalie...I could go on.  In fact, most of the women I've repeated with were very creative.  Re the three above, it's hard to pick the nastiest.

I love it when the guy talks dirty to me as well, I just love to unleash my naughty girl persona.. but as other have stated, it has to come natural and according to the scenario...!

She'd say "Get the fuck off me, you fat bastard!!!"

and I'd say, "Sorry honey, I didn't know you were awake".

I love it when the ladies do it.

When I try.... Not so sexy. LMAO!
I either say something stupid, or some incoherent gibberish.
So I'll leave it to the ladies!

I don't talk shit on cue except on TER. If you absolutely need a woman to fake dirty talk for you to get off, well...plenty around I suppose, but I would burst into laughter telling some 80 year old that his hard c*ck is what I want for dinner, and how hot his liver spots are whilst glistening in the moonlight. You can't just demand dirty talk, unless she is an actress, in which case the shit is still fake.

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That is the only down side (sad face)

Love it when it is mastered but fake is a turn off.

That letch is a filthy mutha. Plus it takes a 3 hr appt for 1 chapter.

I am almost embarrassed to admit

How completely and utterly it gets me off. Especially when it is whispered at the right moments.

I do enjoy some dirty talk, but I admit most times it makes me laugh.  I had a GF that loved hearing it, but I couldn't do it without laughing. She also said it, sometimes it was really hot, other times I really had to hold back my laughter.  I've never had a provider talk dirty, nor have I asked for it.  I do have a local favorite that I want to see again and other reviewers have mentioned her dirty talk.  I'll suggest it on my next visit, but I might suggest we start with small doses.

big fan of "daddys little fuck toy, sum dumpster slut fuck toy, ect ect." I dont know why, i just am. !!! while we are on topic some oen should start a thread on fav dirty talk phrases top three.