New IRS Auditor, eager to make a name for himself.decided to review the tax returns of the local synagogue. He porceeded to interrogate the Rabbi, asking him what the synagogue did with the wax drippings from the Shabbat, Havdallah and Chanukah candles.The Rabbi, pleased to show the auditor that nothing went to waste, responded that the used wax is collected and sent to a candle factory and they send the Temple new candles.What about the crumbs from the matzah you eat at Passover?Asked the IRS auditor.Simple the Rabbi responded. We collect all of the crumbs, send them to the matzah bakery and they send us matzah meal.All right said the auditor, refusing to give up. I know that yo're a moyel as well as a rabbi. What do you do with the leftovers from circumcisions?Easy, said the Rabbi. We send them to Washington, DC and they send us little pricks like you......