Estrogen Found In Beer

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces
of female hormones.
To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer
and observed that 100% of them gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became emotional,
couldn't drive, couldn't think, and
refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

I know for a proven fact then when wine can make one a softie, beer keepeth him hard!  I know of three witnesses off the top of my head.

Of course whether or not they care to testify and PROVE these facts in mixed company is another story.

xoxo

ff

When in Canada on a fishing trip we look for a toothless squaw with a flat head and big ears..

It's a well known fact that knock'in down a Schlitz make's you beautiful and sexy.  Look at how many lap critters NOSC has adopted!

I meant I just fall asleep when I drink beer ... not when I'm near NOSC.  

xoxo

ff

-- Modified on 2/16/2002 4:34:04 PM

I have my rolling pin ready though!lol
xoxo

ff

-- Modified on 2/16/2002 4:38:14 PM

It's just an attempt to establish some friendly banter.  Sometime, things are said that rub people the wrong way and things get too serious.  

Since you and FF do a lot of posting and do banter sometimes, I thought it would lighten things up.

You have my apology if you are taking this a different way. (I know you don't like beer.)

Yeah, I know, it's discusting itn't it? But thats men in the wilderness on a fishing trip with several cases of beer down the hatch!!!   I love it....

-- Modified on 2/16/2002 9:40:21 PM

You're being wayyyyy too touchy about what he said.  When either you read too much into a statement or don't understand it, you get upset and offended.

Well, to be your only watchdog among the many lapdogs just boosts my ego!  

But seriously, people are not waiting around every corner to reduce your self-esteem to shreds.  You can actually have an opinion on this board and people can disagree with you, even vehemently, and it would not affect your business one iota.  Your reviews stand for themselves.

TER is not replete with members of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.