Happy Thursday,  

Lately, though, there's been this one chick on the GD board who keeps posting inane questions and unbelievable stories, and acting like she gives a damn about anyone's opinion other than her own when in reality she won't even answer a PM (or 2!) from well-intentioned fellow providers.  

Not really annoying encounter in the hobby, but it's happened to me right after the session.
I left my hotel room just right after the session, I only went to the coffee shop on the other side of the street.
The guy that was working behind the counter was kinda flirting with me, so I spent there quite few minutes talking about the whether with him, and then who enters the place? My previous client who apparently thought of grabbing a coffee as well, smiling after seeing me, comes closer and I already thought 'oh crap!', because I thought he might say something indicating what we were just doing.

I've reviewed my worst dates so I won't be boring and repeat the all of the details, but it involved, young providers running the clock down and acting like they weren't doing anything wrong.  I send my info in prior to dates, and I'm not exactly a new guy to the hobby. So why should a provider try to pull some BS that they would pull on a new guy? Because they are dumb and greedy. Bad reviews, back channeling, and complaints to your manager has to have an impact, but I guess they don't have enough time in the job to realize that. Karma is a bitch.  

The guy with the height issue is ridiculous... I swear people don't read sometimes. Lucky for me a lot of my clients are submissive so therefore my height is a bonus! (otherwise I'd be screwed because with heels I am 6+ feet) But I definitely feel your pain. My most upsetting encounter was with a guy who had white and black crust all over his... well you get the idea. It was a combination domme/courtesan session and he was mostly submissive so it didn't seem like there would be an issue and for the most part there wasn't because everything he asked for didn't require me to get intimate (whipping, verbal abuse, etc...). The end of the session approaches and I think I'm home free when all of the sudden he starts begging me for it. Obviously I told him no but he kept asking and then at the end left kind of disappointed... I was really confused. Didn't he realize there was white and black CRUST all over it? If I had something like that I'd at least know certain acts might be off the menu. It's not worth my health... Anyway, I showered for like 3 hours after that lol.

And when the review comes out, you send in that as your proof of services not rendered due to disease or just filth.

I don't understand that mentality. Before I started doing this I went to see a provider with a guy friend and she was 30 mins late. We were understanding because, you know, shit happens, but then when she does arrive we give her the money plus a generous tip (we were newbies, we know we messed up lol) because she seemed really cool over the phone and through email and we were excited to have a great date. Instead of seeing the tip and being appreciative she started asking us "what is this for?" with an attitude. My friend told her it was a tip and she goes "oh". No thank you or anything. Fast forward to about 40mins later. My friend came and all the sudden she gets up and starts putting her clothes on. Meanwhile I still hadn't gotten off myself mind you. It was like I wasn't even there! ("really bi" my ass). So we were basically paying her extra so that she could show up late and then tell us we had to leave early... I asked her why she was putting her clothes on and she said "I have something to do at 10 tonight". My friend got up, told her to give him his tip NOW and we both left. That's why to this day when I have a date I make it a point not to clock watch. If I have a certain time that I absolutely must leave by I'll tell you in advance. For as much as some men act like all they want is a rent-a-ho, no one likes to be worked over like that and a little kindness and conversation goes a long way.

about as likely as it would be for an OFTHFB to consent to taking a picture of her fat ass, just before turning around and walking away as proof of why services were "not desired"

Damn Debbie  

I never tip when a provider is late - NEVER, and I'm a decent tipper. My last tip was a bottle of fancy, French vodka made from grapes crushed by the feet of French virgins. OK there is no such thing as a French virgin so I made that part up, but the rest is true. She was about 5 minutes early and stayed a bit over, but it was a very nice session. I've tipped with expensive bottles of single-malt scotch, single barrel bourbon, and other libations that they don't buy for their self. I enjoy the look of surprise and happiness I get when I pull out a bottle of their favorite drink. I usually don't ask directly, but I pick up on what they say or write, or I ask one of their friends, if I know of them. A little kindness goes a long way.

""White and black crust"??? Did he have sex with one of those cookies on his way over?

Sorry to hear you've had those kind of experiences. That's tough, at least this guy wasn't an assh*le he was just annoying. Well, we live and learn and I bet it will never happen again.  

"CRUSTY" is not a good nickname to have. I'm picturing an uncut dick for this scenario and I rather that vision wasn't stuck in my head.  

Let's see who does that sound like? Any guesses?

The girl that blew him an hour before, had been snacking on Oreos.  Wanna bet on it?

Wait that's too obvious. Her last name starts with H. And the last letter of her first name ends in E. That's better .

No, GaG no idea.  

Sadly it happens far more often then reasonable. I leave if it is more than 15 minutes because I will be too annoyed to have fun after that point. Sadly those sessions usually don't happen as I leave. So I will tell the story of the most annoying session that happened, and the provider didn't do anything technically wrong.

-- Modified on 11/5/2015 10:57:48 AM

Dear Roxanne:  To summarize this horror story,

It's always ten minutes more, but that was two hours ago.

BTW did you see what happened with my alternative short option to AAPL VRX?

Hmmm...im confused.  What does that have to do with a provider being late?

LMAO

Very little annoys me more. This post is about annoying dates. I do not waste other people's time. I demand the same in return. If not it really annoys me. It is rare I get me time and time is far more valuable to me then money. Basically put ever NCNS, or date where she is more than a few minutes late are the most annoying dates ever. And I have gotten a toothy BBBJ before.

I'm betting on "black and white" cookies

Please don't encourage the retard ... it's better when he doesn't talk.

Dear GG Gambler  your short VRX is working!!....and you did say that it might be dicey to short further, as the item has declined a lot. You are a balanced analyst.  VRX is a GS item, and unless there is total fraud involved, the danger with being short here is that GS will find some client to buy the whole company at a higher price.  The world runs on OPM, so insane deals are still possible...

Guys do and they always will...with the caveat...I am paying for it so do it. I wager that pretty every hooker has had at the very least one trick with something gross on their body that still wants a service and is shocked when refused.

Jealous, Debbie?

It always comes down to a he said/she said. A guy writes a bad review, the hooker makes a post on her regional board flaming the guy for either "never having seen her at all" or that his "ass stank" and that's why she kicked him to the curb and why he is mad.

One that immediately comes to mind is a guy who LOVED movies. When I told him I had never watched whatever movie he'd seen 150 times (I think it was Transformers), he proceeded to recite the entire plot. When he realized he'd forgotten to impart some vital information an hour ago, he'd say, 'OH, and I forgot to tell you...' Then he'd forget what he'd originally been telling me, and of course, I was no help to him. So I probably heard some of it twice...for my edification.

Bad hyigene.short changed on donations on appointments.Very rude during appointments...

Then you know men only read what they want to. Most men won't read everything on our websites. They look at the pictures & decide if they want to see us. Some men are very interested in what we have to say, but most won't take the time.