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Look bro, its not your lack of experience with women that is screwing you up...

Its your overabundance of experience with MEN that is your problem! This is partially my fault. Who the fk am I to tell you to be straight? You live the life YOU want to live. Fk these people here if they dont get that.  

If you want to hang out in men's locker rooms and spa's, go for it. If you want the best of Bette Midler on your i-pod, do it. If Richard Simmons comes out with a new "Sweating with the Fatties" CD and you feel the need to help him out, go right ahead. Your people are even at this very minute bashing the door down to get equality at the Supreme Court. Ok, so you and I wont be friends any longer.  

But look on the bright side Hound. You'll get Sven, and Dirk and Lance and Drake as new friends. So stop living this lie. Break free. Be the "man" you want and need to be. Nobody should be judging you bro. Least of all a pussy who uses an alias who doesnt have the good sense to call himself something other than a derivitive of the term "Viagra" man. Good luck to you.

Did you lose your virginity to a provider at about age 30? I assume that you have not dated much if at all and if you fear a provider you must be scared to death of civie women.

Good thing you have the hobby as substitution.  

I know you won't believe this, but I am actually kind of shy when I first meet someone lol. Yep..sure am. Once we are naked though, I go nuts. This is why I don't like the whole "eat dinner thing" before we fk, because that to me, is the most awkward part. I would rather have you see me at my most vulnerable first, then I can relax enough to talk to you.

and predatorily horny at the same time and they knew exactly what buttons to push.  It's not a matter of poor communication skills, because I can go all night...talking at dinner with anyone (supermodel or otherwise) and not miss a beat, but there have been a couple of times that even after a verbose dinner that we arrived back to the room and she turned up the heat, and my vocabulary reverted back to that of a 4 year old.

Honestly, it's the greatest feeling in the world to have a woman make you lose all sense of directions and throw you into a state of stupification that you haven't seen since the 7th grade, and it's dates like that that keep you coming back for more.

I wouldn't say that it happens to me EVERY time I see a naked woman waiting for me, but what's the point of doing this if you can get lost in the moment every once in a while?

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It's like everything occurs in this crazy blur.  And after sex I can only remember little snippets of the details.  Like snap-shots or short movies.  

However that sense of euphoria is there for days.  And I have been getting laid regularly since I was 15.

I have had some experiences, where the sex is so good and intense, and I am feeling really good, bubbling even....  

I start trying to say something in my kinky dirty talk, and it sounds gibberish and makes no sense... lol  

and then he's like huh?  

lol  

so yeah my brain can get mushy lol