I can be a little neurotic, which I try to compensate behaving myself as gentlemanly as I can. But there are things that I see in ads the just infuriate me! Mine are:
   *  "NO X, NO Y, NO Z" ads. I understand that they can provide whatever they want. But all that negativity says a lot about the person. Yuck!
   *  "Incall 500 hr, Outcall 1500" ads. I mean, WTF! If you don't want to go out, just say so.  
   *  "Ask me for rates" ads. Worst if then they want to screen you before telling you the ads. I don't even know if I can afford you, lady!
   *  "15-year photos" ads. C'mon... If you've had only presence for a long time, and your pictures are not only still the same, but your 15-year old ads can still be found, your obviously hiding something...  

Old pictures, for sure. I understand that ladies understate their age but at least use updated photos.

- Ads that say "well reviewed" but aren't.  IMO well reviewed is either TER or the other southern site.  
- Ads that ask for $500, but state no GFE, no BBBJ.  I mean sure some gents prefer a CBJ, and on occasion I will go for it, but not at what I consider GFE/BBBJ prices.  
- Ads posted on main sites like Eros, Tryst, etc. that have no specific city location, just the state.  I would rather not waste time contacting someone just to find out they're visiting DC but have ads placed in the Virginia section.  

Advertising as a GFE and not offering LFK,DFK, OR BBBJ.

OK, good post. I think I have these all covered. lol  
My turn!
*My rates are posted on my website, on TER, P411, and my ads. I STILL get asked all the time what my rates are.  
*On my website as well as all of my ads I state that I will not see anyone without screening. Nada. Not going to happen. Yet.....you know the answer.  
*I prefer to prebook for appointments and clearly state in my ads the days I am available when I am touring. Yet I consistently get responses of "are you available now?" when in my ad I indicate I will not be in that location for another week or so.  
*I know most of you have been around the block a few times, but when booking be specific and concise. Even when I place an ad in my little podunk town I get a lot of replies. "Hey!" "What's up!" "I might be in your area, do you want to meet up!" will seldom get a response.  
But yes, be honest and up front on both sides goes a long way in having a pleasant and enjoyable experience for both parties.

I don’t, like rush service, or delivery meaning, less than 24hr notice, but for that added $500 contribution my ass is moving muy rapido. I adjust my website to reflect my lifestyle. I try to be honest & update my photos & site on a regular basis. Everyone is different. I’m here to find those who we may share interests, chemistry & naughty desires. I am blessed to have the ability to take new photos on a regular basis & be my own webmaster. The Queen of all traits!

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Many things have gotten a bit out of control in our country. As a 30 year business owner I have learned the economy tends to take the " Froth " out of all markets including the Hobby.  Recessions are good for all business including providers. They teach you good , well paying repeat customers are worth there weight in Gold. Earning a new customer in  
hard times is difficult . Many young people have never experienced this in there life time. Hard times make great business and providers as the slack asses go under, wondering " what just happened "    

Would you charge 500 for one hour, then 1200 for two? Now guys will say hooker math like its some typo. Guys it's not a typo. When I read a review of a girl with that kinda rate, she always a one and done girl and never stays the 1 hour. Guy shoots his load, she goes to the restroom and comes out dressed. Kinda like she would hate to have a guy try MSOG. My guess, she wants to get in and get the fuck out of there....yup, she loves her job.

When they don’t post couples rates and find out it’s like fucking 2x the amount.

and I don't care to look at them.  Some guys love them, I get it.  Personally, the ever present "see my painted fingernails match my painted fucking toenails" with her hand on her foot is awful.  Who cares?  I want tits, ass and some idea they don't look like Mayor Beetlejuice from Chicago.  That's just me...

but about the "No Reviews" policy she may have on her website or ad.  

1) Ads with outdated pics for sure. Everyone literally has a camera on their phone that takes good quality pics, so there's no excuse.

This is an odd pet peeve but when one "claims" to have a masters degree, worked in finance, a member of mensa (my ego needs special attention), or full of buzz words about luxury/high class/whatever in their about me, it bothers me. It comes off as snooty and that the person has no personality.

Yesm dated photos are a problem and quite common, which lead me to question if  I should get  a discount  when photos  are deceiving and do not match the person who shows up. Ladies don't  be afraid to update your photos, because no one will be forever young. Services is more important to me.
As for ads with do's and dont's ; people  are free to do that. If what you're offering is not what am looking for then I won't  be bothering you.

Ads that put a different rate in the thumbnail or the 30 minutes rate.  I don’t want to open an ad to discover the 1h rate is $$ more than I expected it to be

Refers to herself as a "Goddess" or "Upscale". If they feel the need to do that, they are neither.

I’ve noticed a mini-trend where a lady’s ad says I have to email her for a password to her site, which means I can’t even see a proper picture. Let me understand—I’m looking for a chance to pay you hundreds of dollars for an hour of your time, but first I need to do a ‘mother may I’ just to determine whether yours is the look I’m seeking?

...has a handle calling herself "Queen."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/im-extremly-sexually-open-990661?page=

Yes. 'Goddess', 'Queen', 'Diva', 'Divine' this, 'Princess' that...complete turn off...

"Mayor Beetlejuice from Chicago."  

Definitely. Fucking goddess and Queen gtfo out of here. Your advertising to a small crowd

It conjures up images of a steel plant.

Would I ever agree to send my email address to a car dealer to get photos of the new models?  Never, so why do it for pussy?   Men are largely visually stimulated, and not putting their best photos out for men to see without jumping through hoops is a marketing blunder.    Any provider who mentions "All my Fans" is an immediate pass for me.  

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It would seem you've been undone by your autocorrect function. Try proofreading your posts next time.
Also, your analogy of a car dealer sucks because it ignores the obvious fact that this is an illegal business in which the provider is also physically vulnerable. So while I agree that no one should feel obliged to send certain information, I at least understand why she might do this.

Lol Smile for me! I prefer Bia. Queen was added years ago because mi familia refers to me as the Queen of my household as a single Super Mamacita. My lovers refer to me as a Goddess. I did not choose these names. I love when you fellas keep posting me & have my names run through your mouth! My friends call me Bia in real life. Thanks for the laugh this morning. I love this board! Smile for me! Xoxo

But I still get good "wood."  Lol

Ads that are just links to Dating/Sugar Baby or some other kind of website.

pester you with emails or sell your email address to adult-content websites so THEY can spam you.  Why else would they do it?  Psychographic email and cell phone lists are big business and generate big money, having replaced demographics as the number one marketing tool.  That's why everyone with a website uses cookies.  When you respond to any of these, you are, in fact, confirming your contact information and a specific area of interest, whether you ever see her or not.

Websites use cookies because of "Psychogrаphic email and cell phone lists"?

tracking cookies.  I thought everyone would know that due to the content of my post.  Tracking cookies are the only way to get psychographic markers about where people have been and what they are looking at.  Match it with an email or cell phone number, and you have a saleable prospect list for whatever the product or service type is.  And again, I did not say they use cookies BECAUSE of email and cell phone lists, they use them to create these lists.  You must be taking nit-picking lessons from one of my stalkers.  I'll try to type slower next time so EVERYONE understands.  

Your statement was "that's why anyone with a website uses cookies". This is a false statement.  

in order to get access to a photo gallery, which is the context of this discussion.  

...and/or crappy photos. It's even worse if there is no website to check out or if there is a website it is just as useless. Some providers sites are a joy to peruse while others look like they were built by a 2nd grader.

lol or the ones with dirty feet. It’s like what the fuck clean those floors.

That's the best description of her that I can think of.

Because neither of you can distinguish the difference between "Your" and "You're."

It's your right to write that when you're right.

Yes, they do !

Eros has gotten very bad for this over the last several years, and so have many other sites.