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Definitely should be incorporated in the ratings!!!

Posted By: London Rayne
I think TER should accommodate a drinking chart for how a provider looks.

No Drinks-Butt Ugly

1 Drink-Still Ugly but getting better

2 Drinks-Average

3 Drinks-Really Hot

The Bottle-One in a Lifetime

about a new drinking app, that you can download from App Store, that will show you what you look like if you continue to drink heavily..

Now I am not saying all women in the business are heavy drinkers, but I have dealt with my fair share of ladies who were regular drinkers on the heavier side...

I think TER should accommodate a drinking chart for how a provider looks.

No Drinks-Butt Ugly

1 Drink-Still Ugly but getting better

2 Drinks-Average

3 Drinks-Really Hot

The Bottle-One in a Lifetime

I used to flirt with everyone from range -1 to 10 when I had alcohol in the system...

One girl at TGIF even said to me.."You are just a horny bastard..." She used to do the doors... When I say "do" I mean she was a greeter.  

Alcohol does give you courage though, and I always needed a lot of courage to flirt with "butt ugly" girls..

We called that "the alternate head theory" The level of lady you'll fuck in inversely related to the amount of drinks you've had.

Posted By: CurlyW - Nats Fan
I used to flirt with everyone from range -1 to 10 when I had alcohol in the system...

One girl at TGIF even said to me.."You are just a horny bastard..." She used to do the doors... When I say "do" I mean she was a greeter.  

Alcohol does give you courage though, and I always needed a lot of courage to flirt with "butt ugly" girls..

Definitely should be incorporated in the ratings!!!

Posted By: London Rayne
I think TER should accommodate a drinking chart for how a provider looks.

No Drinks-Butt Ugly

1 Drink-Still Ugly but getting better

2 Drinks-Average

3 Drinks-Really Hot

The Bottle-One in a Lifetime

is in the eye of the beer-holder.

where a gal looks spectacular sometimes, but under bad lighting she looks hideous!  I know there are times when some women look really hot, and others not so much!

they were correct though when they indicated that smoking really does a number on facial appearance.  Not pretty

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