There was a man who worked all his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money with me to the afterlife.” So, he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him. Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, “Wait, a minute!”
She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.  Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, “I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.” She said, “Yes, I promised. I cannot lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in the casket with him.”
“You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?”
“I sure did,” said the wife. “I got it all together, put in into my bank account and I wrote him a check.”

That was great Sedona. Thanks for the laugh.

ciara

That vignette had to be written by a woman! Men aren't smart enough to come up with that.LOL
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Some Other Thoughts:

      Absolutely brillant vignette! My hat goes off to you. (double entendre)

  Additional Thought:
     
      Another absolutely brilliant concept that had to be conceived by a "Woman". ESCORTING; How else could you get tons of fantastic sex and, in addition, be paid for it! Has to be the worlds best "job". Had to be a feminine creation. Men are too stupid to think that far ahead (of their head)(another double entendre) LOL

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Actually, you CAN take it with you, but the exchange rate sucks!