found Bone deep ugly on the other side of the door.  The kind of ugly that even a mother would turn away from.

A provider I was with once had a break from reality, rocking back and forth humming and babbling, right in the middle of a session.   I had to wait with her until her roommate came back, who’s response to my shocked look was – “yeah, she does that.”

But, in my opinion and experience, NOTHING is worse in a session than Stinky Pussy.  I’m talking about the kind of maggot gagging, eye watering, boner withering stink that I got hit with a month ago.  I’m still not over it.

I’ll be driving down the road, get a memory shot of the stink, and my face will just cringe and scrunch – hard to explain when my wife happens to be sitting next to me.  It even turned me off from the hobby for a few weeks.

What The Fuck.  BTW, this wasn’t a BackPage chick, and she had reviews; so please hold back the “that’s why you need to only see reviewed providers” responses.  And this wasn’t just the run of the mill, haven’t washed after a long drive or night stink – it was a something-done-fucking-died-in-you kind of stink.

I typically DATY.  I was kissing my way down to the promised land, and got about as far as the underboobs, when the first septic whiff wafted up to me.  I stopped moving South, of course, and thought, well, I’ll just fuck her and get it over with.  Cowgirl was bearable, but then I made the mistake of switching to K9.  

Fuck me.  I made it for about three and a half strokes before I came very close to puking on her back.  I just had to stop.  I backed away (rather quickly) and just ended it.  She asked me why, and I told her that the look on her face told me that she already knew why.  She just nodded a little and nothing more was said while I went into the bathroom looking for a brillo pad to scrub the smell off of my groin area.  Yes, I would have used one if available.  I had to settle for a washcloth and the kind of scalding water that only a hotel can produce.  

My package was red from the scald for several days, and I still consider it better than it smelling like a leprous goat.  Thank God I never stuck any of my fingers in her or I may very well have had to chop them off.

Anybody else ever encounter this kind of thing?  And ladies, have you ever pushed the olfactory limit while working or otherwise?  

And as recognition to the ladies that have certainly encountered the most odiferous head cheese – How in the FUCK, do you get past that to still service the guy?

If you are settling for something that obviously that disgusts you so much?

Or are you such a cheapskate that you can't say that it was a bad choice and walk away?

At that point I would say, "You can keep the money," and walk away.

I am laughing WITH you!  The smell and taste of pussy can change do to hormonal changes.  Pregnancy, ovulation, etc... and can turn a man off.  HOWEVER what you are describing is SICK pussy.  Like the kind carrying infection or disease.  Heroin addicts are also super stinky.  Was she missing teeth?

Oh, EOM

that was some funny shit!! I needed a laugh to start my Friday, and you've done that for me lol. Stay strong brother! Maybe you should start bringing Febreeze to your dates, just in case. How can anyone not smell their own funk, I have always wondered. I agree with swing...that kind of stink screams STD, or maybe she was into some freaky shit and forgot she had a Gerbil up there.

summary posts that you made last summer, with a little twist and different flavor..

If it happened, then I feel for you !!!

Yes it happened to me.  A well known porn star.

Yikes, it was very intense.  You couldn't pay me $1,000 to stick my finger in that.

Definetly can laugh about it now.  If you PM I will tell you who it was, lol.

There are things her OB/Gyn can prescribe that will help with these issues.  Of course the wife has to be willing to discuss them first.  Or you could start leaving pamphlets and articles all over the house.  And trust me, she knows she has bladder issues.

My buddy ran into the same thing. He told me that he could not wash the pussy stink off his hands. Come to find out the lady he saw use to be dancer and had a stinky pussy a long time ago.

Sometimes I go swimming after a session it it takes 3-4 laps to get a woman's stink off my body.

You may not recall but that is the "door" you passed through to come to this world. So have a little more self respect and keep this to yourself.