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That's a simile. EOM
Bromios 7 Reviews 2107 reads
posted
1 / 27
What one single WORD kills a review?

For me, it's "feasting."  

Whether nipples, pussy, or ass... you are not, in fact, consuming it.  

At least I fuckin' hope not.

SchlongusMaximus 533 reads
posted
2 / 27
Jeeze, metaphor, what a concept. Eom

Posted By: Bromios
For me, it's "feasting."    
   
 Whether nipples, pussy, or ass... you are not, in fact, consuming it.    
   
 At least I fuckin' hope not.  

Bromios 7 Reviews 737 reads
posted
3 / 27
Re: har har har!

You really got me there!  

I'll certainly never find "gobbling" or "scarfing" pussy funny again, either.  Absolutely not.  Metaphors are sacred.

SchlongusMaximus 511 reads
posted
4 / 27
Sacred alright...like a cow... Eom

Posted By: Bromios
You really got me there!    
   
 I'll certainly never find "gobbling" or "scarfing" pussy funny again, either.  Absolutely not.  Metaphors are sacred.

Bromios 7 Reviews 510 reads
posted
5 / 27
That's a simile. EOM


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The-Sage-of-Hobbying 517 reads
posted
6 / 27
If the reviewer quotes her

using the word "f*ck". As in "Do you want to f*ck me?" or "F*ck me harder", etc.  

I'm not looking for PSE so I find the word usage a little harsher in an intimate setting, especially if she advertises as "Classy, sophisticated, etc.).

SchlongusMaximus 526 reads
posted
7 / 27
Very good! Look at the big brain on Bromios! It's a simile employing an idiom...

Who'd a thunk it? Writing can be fun!

Bromios 7 Reviews 431 reads
posted
8 / 27
I yield. This amuses me but likely bores many. May our paths cross more often than our swords. EOM


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anonymousfun 6 Reviews 553 reads
posted
9 / 27
Kils only if you take reviews and words included seriously

If you take reviews seriously then, you have a different problem

SchlongusMaximus 471 reads
posted
10 / 27
The point is the creative license you originally complained about..

in reviews is appreciated by many because they portray a sense of mood. Some are a little overboard with hyperbole, but so what?  Whereas, frankly, your reviews, and those of a few others in this thread with similiar complaints, are about as useful as an acronym checklist. That's just as bad in its own way because it tells nothing about her other than the mechanics. Shit makes my eyes glaze over and informs me of nothing.

Boring.

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 505 reads
posted
11 / 27
FAT

usually does it for me..some guys simply have no tact..

BrentTaylor 79 Reviews 505 reads
posted
12 / 27
"TS" (e)


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Bromios 7 Reviews 416 reads
posted
13 / 27
If a sense of "mood" involves "feasting like a king on a capon" I'm good with a checklist!

This is a ymmv thing, I guess.  I cannot stand reviews that read like terrible parodies of themselves, but hell...we all love different things.  When I read a review, it's for facts.  No more.  Anything else is just kind of annoying.  To me.   Again, ymmv!

For me?  There is good porn writing in lots of places online.  And this ain't one of 'em.

Foodyguy 29 Reviews 464 reads
posted
14 / 27
ROB....e


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rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 492 reads
posted
15 / 27
Figures of speech

Simile:      “Her enormous butt jiggled and shook like two bulldogs in a sack fighting.”  
 
Metaphor:  “The vast fleshy hemispheres collided, folding in at the fault line of her butt crack.”

Hyperbole: “If her huge pasty white dimpled butt had a 'Titleist' tattoo, it would resemble a  
                  golf ball for giants,"

Idiom:       “Her butt was as big as a house.”

Personification:  “When she sat down the creaking moan of the chair was a plea for mercy.”

Synecdoche:  “Lard-ass beckoned me to join her on the bed.”

London Rayne See my TER Reviews 490 reads
posted
16 / 27
Herpes!!!! LMAO! EOM.


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Dr Who revived 478 reads
posted
17 / 27
UDO

A real mood killer if there ever was  :D

Posted By: Bromios
For me, it's "feasting."    
   
 Whether nipples, pussy, or ass... you are not, in fact, consuming it.    
   
 At least I fuckin' hope not.  

Deal_Me_In 480 reads
posted
18 / 27
Stank E


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GhostWriteroftheDamned 454 reads
posted
19 / 27
"Coprophilia" (e)


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SchlongusMaximus 443 reads
posted
20 / 27
I appreciate the support from the department of redundancy. Lol eom

Posted By: rrasha88
Simile:      “Her enormous butt jiggled and shook like two bulldogs in a sack fighting.”  
   
 Metaphor:  “The vast fleshy hemispheres collided, folding in at the fault line of her butt crack.”  
   
 Hyperbole: “If her huge pasty white dimpled butt had a 'Titleist' tattoo, it would resemble a  
                   golf ball for giants,"  
   
 Idiom:       “Her butt was as big as a house.”  
   
 Personification:  “When she sat down the creaking moan of the chair was a plea for mercy.”  
   
 Synecdoche:  “Lard-ass beckoned me to join her on the bed.”  
 

mrfisher 115 Reviews 436 reads
posted
21 / 27
FBI eom


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countryguy8 448 reads
posted
22 / 27
Hobbiest (sic)


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onemoretime 232 Reviews 455 reads
posted
23 / 27
one word.....

cookies

inicky46 61 Reviews 440 reads
posted
24 / 27
Re: Figures of speech

onomatopoeia:  When he saw her huge badonkadonk, he exclaimed: "You are my kinda woman!
Jumbo Petite!"
PS: I know someone to whom this was said.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 504 reads
posted
25 / 27
Shemale. (Eom)


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Udo 484 reads
posted
26 / 27
BBW or Fat

Fat chicks are definitely a turn-off for me. BBW usually means a fat or obese woman.

You can pick-up a drunk fat chick for free at the local bar. Why would a hobbyist actually pay an obese woman for her "tons of fun"?

CubbieFan2 21 Reviews 555 reads
posted
27 / 27
lol eom


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