XOXO
Nikki


Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, Poker w/the Boys 2.2, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

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Uninstall Nagging 5.3 and all secondary applications and add-ons for this program.  It is flawed in design and while the user may see a temporary fix it will in the end cause an unrecoverable system crash of Husband 1.0 and the prevention of future versions of Boyfriend X.X should that become necessary.

Install a reward based incentive program that is unambiguaous.  Next time H1.0 performs flawlessly in some area, initiate the add-on sequence found in BBBJ6.9 and add the following message to the user interface "It makes me want you so badly when you do that".

We are easy to train but push back when nagged.

Good luck and just remind him of why he persued you and what he needs to do to keep you.  Good Luck.

You're a funny girl! I had a similar problem with Wife 1.0. Ended up having to get an entire new system, but all's well that ends well. Hope your problems get better, doesn't sound like the Geek Squad will be able to help this time.

Being a sharp pain-in-the-ass usually gets some sort of reaction.

LOL!

XO
Melanie

ignoring him when it comes to the times he wants/needs attention.  Make yourself all of a sudden busy and head out the door to run an errand meet a girl friend just don't be physically available when it's convenient for him.  Men want what we can't have. The Love Goddess would probably be a good place to ask this as well.
Good luck and your hot, so it's NOT you! Just curious, I assume he know's about your means of income?

Me no figure why you no see Nikki tell joke.  

It's a fuckin JOKE, for chrissake!

I made a decision to uninstall Wife 2.0, and run Provider 2.0 in its place.  Provider 2.0 takes up much fewer system resources, you can run multiple instances of the program, and system requirements are very reasonable.  Money 1.0 can be obtained with enough effort, and Cleanliness 1.0 and Courtesy 1.0 are found free on the Internet.  Most importantly, Provider 2.0 doesn't install any spyware applications, such as Nagging 5.3, Silent Treatment 95, and Headache 5.0, among others.  At times, multiple Provider 2.0 programs establish communication with each other, but the effect is usually benign.

I've seen this stuff like 10 years ago.  There's a reply to this that goes something like:

Dear Desperate,
Those are common malfuncions, try installing an effective fix Hot Foods 10.1.  blah blah blah..

There's a girlfriend version much like this too.

Try reinstalling BBBJCIM 9.0
Also reinstall SexyLingerie 8.0 and RolePlay 7.0
If all else fails, install threesome with your hottest girlfriend 3.0

Anyway, I hope it was a joke!

XOXO
Nikkui

Sexy secret boyfriend 6.9. Works better than boyfriend 6.0,  and has the added feature of future upgrades.

BBxxx

Two new ones are running around:

MyDivorceLawyer 2.0 and
YourDivorceLawyer 2.1

They target your bank accounts and make all your money disappear.