I'm amazed at the number of adults who think that the part of the female anatomy that they can see is the vagina.  The Vagina is an internal organ and can't be seen (well it can with some effort) from the outside.  What you see and what we are likely refering to is properly the vulva.  (Hint, it doesn't have tires and it isn't made in Sweden.)

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shaft.

Makes an unfortunate difference in how they treat it.  

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And here I thought clit was a little man in a boat.

I really adore the Labia. Both versions Majora and Minora.

This adult also doesn't use an alias to chastise his fellow hobbyists.

Put that under your iliac crest, Doc. :P

Anyway, I agree with him--there are a lot of misinformed people on the subject of female anatomy--what's wrong with giving the correct information to those who don't know?

say they need a "Coke" when they mean a soda (of any kind), and might say they are going to wear Levi's when it could be any brand of jeans...we just have allowed ourselves to call it the lumped sum of what it is and 'vagina' got nominated.

But, thanks..anyway..

evolve with popular usage and understanding (that's why Webster is not in its first edition). In the vernacular sense, the use of "vagina" in the earlier thread is appropriate.

I'll say vagina just because vulva sounds worse.  Vagina doesn't sound too good to my ear, either mind you.  Sometimes when I see a "vulva" and try to match that word with what I see, I wonder if English isn't my second or third language.  It's not as bad with vagina, but it's still not easy.  

Actually, to match my response to my words I have to resort to slang.  "Pussy."  Perfect.  If you're good to it, it contains a purr.  

But then I have the same problem trying to match the word "pussy" to a cat.

/Zin

wouldn't vulvum be the correct term to use when one is entertaining ONE woman, and vulva the term reserved for larger gatherings?

Where the rubber meets the rose.

Nope...according to dictionary.com, vulva is a collective noun used when referring to all the external genital organs of a female.  For larger gatherings (I love that phrase), you'd use the word "vulvae."

Yoda

You just gave me the title for my book!

Taught me well, you have, hmmm...

doesn't the vulva rotate at times like four wheels on a Volvo?
Sorry, couldn't resist that one.

Hugs,
Ciara

Isn't that a car made in Sweden?

Sor of boxy I believe.

TET

I call it "Delores"

or was it "Regina"

Or "Mulva?


TET

What gives with the crusade to eliminate aliases?  You don't know who the hell I am anyway so what difference does it make what name appears on the line?  Would you be all smiles if you knew that I was really SULLY, or Netmichelle, or VonRyan, or sedonasandiego?  

The point was the information and I tried to lighten it up so as to not seem preachy.  Just wanted to give some food for thought.  

YOU, on the other hand set out meaning to chasitse your fellow hobbiests with your comment.

Now, care to explain why?

Try adding a or a :P to the proceedings so it won't seem mildly condescending.  I was not the only one who thought you were "correcting" and not "informing".  I was just the most outspoken one (which I am sure surprises no one by now, given my big mouth .

In addition, I only set out to chastise YOU, not "my fellow hobbyists", ducky.  

If you were Michelle or Sedona, you are damned right I would be all smiles.  If you knew them (or know them...you might be anyone), you would be smiling, too.  @¿@

Since you asked (and anyone other than the Doc, you can stop reading now if you want, as this will be a bit long)...the main reason I was so outspoken regarding your post was that on a board where most of the men are at least in their their 30's or higher, and a significant amount of them are married, and we have people talking about genitalia and terminology pretty frequently, I think it is likely that many of the people who responded to that post ARE aware of the difference between the vulva and the vagina (especially if they are "pressed" on the issue), and didn't comment on it for much the same reason that they would ask for a Kleenex when they want a "facial tissue".  I think there are plenty of people who wouldn't know all that, sure.  However, to start a whole thread about it and specifically call it nitpicking, it LOOKS like nitpicking, and we all get enough of that at work or in our personal lives.

As for aliases, I don't like them because if you weren't using one and were using your real handle (assuming you are a VIP), I could have just PM'd you and not gone into this monologue and bored the rest of our fellow hobbyists to tears with our personal difference of opinion.  Also, if I post something that is chastising someone (which I thought you were... and I am sorry if I was mistaken, but again, I wasn't the only one), unless I think the person might be LE, I ALWAYS use my real handle, so they can either PM me or they will at least know more about me (from my posts) and have an idea where I am coming from.

Now, as for "food for thought", let's follow Michelle's advice and taste her cookie!

Peace out, and let's get back to da xex!

Mr. SD

P.S.  If you wanna continue this, please just post something asking for my e-mail addy, and I will post it, so we can take this off the board.  I don't like squabbling in public, and neither does GND.

P.P.S.  What's up, Doc?  (ALWAYS wanted to say that to a real doctor...and I can only assume you are one)

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Wait...no...that was "It Takes a Vulvae."  In fact, I think Bill was her technical advisor, if I recall correctly.

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you of ALL people should appreciate President Clinton!

Also, the book would have been titled "It Takes A Vulva"...singular. :P

I personally think Senator Clinton (smile when you say that, pardner) is hot, no matter how many bad photos people dredge up of her.  She has a beautiful smile, nice eyes, is very smart (and forgiving!), and is a MILF in my book.  But then again, I thought Joan Allen was hot in "The Candidate".

But then, you know us wacky "L's"!

(I would use the full word, but it might put the post in the political room




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as Sedona said, it just doesn't quite flow off of the tongue during lovemaking:

"Oooh, baby, I love the way you lick my Center Of The Universe"

"Fuck my Center Of The Universe hard!"

"My Center Of The Universe is so hot!"

Sounds like you are nailing an astrophysicist. :P

Sounds like a euphemism itself!

*POUNDING ON DOOR*
"What are you doing in there?"
"I'm nailing the astrophysicist!"

Yoda

You keep those little pics of yourself coming, and you should change the phrase to "Just do me".
Photo it, and they will come.

"Center of the Universe?"  COTU.. Better than vulva, but you need Hungarian lessons to say it.

"Damn Center of the Universe," DCU.  "I may be a computer geek, but I still prefer a DCU to a CPU."  Or, with some noodling: "decotu," or as the French would mockingly write it "decouteux."  This matches very well with decolletage.  It's not already a word in French.  It should be.

"Black Hole," is a little stark here.  "Gravity well."  Still too stark.  I really like this: "Black Hole of Heaven," or "Gravity's Angel." (Laurie Anderson invented that one.)  Of course, a good term has already been spoiled: "heaven's gate."  

This brings to mind a good one: "St. Peter's Throne," or just "Peter's Throne,"  or "Peter's Throne room?"  Perhaps a little too patrician.

"The force you can't escape..." brings new meaning to the words "Use the Force, Luke!"  (So, Ben was telling Luke to get laid!)    Shortens to FYCE.  How about UFOMA?  Short for: Unescapable Force of Male Attention?  Or, more innocently spelled: "Euphoma?"

I knew I'd come up with one good one before I was done.

/Zin        

 

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For algebra nuts, the V of Y?  Short for the Vulva (or void) at the Y?

/Zin