: TER General Board Discussion : That was then.

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 1287 reads

posted 10 years ago

1 / 10

had an early morning date with my fav fall thru yesterday
because of miscommunication... get a text, I'll get a room
tomorrow if you can get out ... yes yes yes, I'm off! We agree it's been way too long.

Its today now and I get the hotel and room number and head up to the room. I'm told the door will be unlocked. The door is closed so I knock ... the door opens, I'm dying to see her and a little short fat dude opens the door, pulling down his t-shirt over his fat, hairy belly ... and all I can think is .... FAT VERN?

I head downstairs and call her ... what happened? right hotel, right room# ... this is not my idea of a three way! Nope ... wrong Town! IDIOT!

Anyway, I'm knocking at the right door in 15 after laughing the hold ride over talking about all of the possibilities that could have been?

It was an amazing date BUT ... feel free to take this post and come up with your own ending. Start where you'd like after "Vern" answers the door ... this ought to be fun.

-- Modified on 10/30/2016 10:35:13 PM

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 474 reads

posted 10 years ago

2 / 10

Sorry, I really can't see . . . . .

myself starting OR ending with Fat Vern. Nothing good comes to mind.

impposter 49 Reviews 374 reads

posted 10 years ago

3 / 10

I recently described something similar on the Boston board.

Posted: 10/17/2016 at 9:32:41 PM
Subj: Cover story (that I haven't had to use yet)

With so many chains and franchises, and GPS helpers that pick where they want you to go, mistakes will happen.

I wonder if the guy who opened the door was waiting for an outcall visitor?

Posted By: nothrofboston

had an early morning date with my fav fall thru yesterday
because of miscommunication... get a text, I'll get a room
tomorrow if you can get out ... yes yes yes, I'm off! We agree it's been way too long.

Its today now and I get the hotel and room number and head up to the room. I'm told the door will be unlocked. The door is closed so I knock ... the door opens, I'm dying to see her and a little short fat dude opens the door, pulling down his t-shirt over his fat, hairy belly ... and all I can think is .... FAT VERN?

I head downstairs and call her ... what happened? right hotel, right room# ... this is not my idea of a three way! Nope ... wrong Town! IDIOT!

Anyway, I'm knocking at the right door in 15 after laughing the hold ride over talking about all of the possibilities that could have been?

It was an amazing date BUT ... feel free to take this post and come up with your own ending. Start where you'd like after "Vern" answers the door ... this ought to be fun.

-- Modified on 10/30/2016 10:35:13 PM