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I get that our work needs differ from our personal needs. But I just wonder, could you or have you hired a male escort for your own sexual needs/ desires and how was it? Was it worth it? I am thinking about having that experience under my belt fairly soon, it just seems intriguing, but I feel like I would be too transactional and not enjoy the experience as much. Thoughts?

She is driving pretty hard to the hoop bc on me lately.

To be honest though, I am really not into much older broads but...for the money? Sure, I'll make an old gal shiver in delight if the coin is right.

Once her deposit clears, that is.

You're a whore  ;)

Posted By: JackDunphy
She is driving pretty hard to the hoop bc on me lately.  
   
 To be honest though, I am really not into much older broads but...for the money? Sure, I'll make an old gal shiver in delight if the coin is right.  
   
 Once her deposit clears, that is.

Its all there buddy in plain English. NO NEGOTIATIONS. Its just above the "your money is for my time only."

Tell me Mr. Smarty Pants...do you negotiate your attorney? The clerk at CVS? The girl scouts during their cookie sale? No I didn't think so.

So then why should any "Joan" get my services at less than what I ask? You see, sex is different than EVERY other business, and being an accountant you should know this

I didn't bother to read your site...sorry.

As for negotiating with my attorney(s)...you better fucking believe I do.  You think those published rates mean shit?

Now the gal at CVS...they use that barcode and I have to ask them specifically for that "price check".  And those girl scouts...that's a contribution to a fine organization.  I wouldn't dream of asking them for a deal.

I do understand your need to get that rack rate however.  But you just wait till the rents are due Mister...you're no different than anyone.  

I'm still waiting for you to send me those bitcoins as well!!  I wouldn't want to have to turn this over to collections.  You know I won't hesitate to blacklist your ass!!

Posted By: JackDunphy
Its all there buddy in plain English. NO NEGOTIATIONS. Its just above the "your money is for my time only."  
   
 Tell me Mr. Smarty Pants...do you negotiate your attorney? The clerk at CVS? The girl scouts during their cookie sale? No I didn't think so.  
   
 So then why should any "Joan" get my services at less than what I ask? You see, sex is different than EVERY other business, and being an accountant you should know this.  
 

You a proxy for Steph now? Doing her negotiations since she is failing so miserably?  

A true "Count"-e-san like myself doesn't take "offers" and doesn't dabble in Neanderthal negotiation tactics.

Being extremely low volume (1-2 c*nts per week) I seek Joans that don't need to go down that insulting path of offering me thousands of dollars but still less than my reasonable fee

Seems DA has a pretty nice website.  I'll pass that link on to the gals.

You do realize that you can put a link to yours on the thread.

I'm beginning to think that you're just full of hot air  LOL   No wonder the gals are passing around all these notes!

Maybe Gandy will appear?

Posted By: JackDunphy
You a proxy for Steph now? Doing her negotiations since she is failing so miserably?  
   
 A true "Count"-e-san like myself doesn't take "offers" and doesn't dabble in Neanderthal negotiation tactics.  
   
 Being extremely low volume (1-2 c*nts per week) I seek Joans that don't need to go down that insulting path of offering me thousands of dollars but still less than my reasonable fee.  
   
 

My Joans don't review either.  

Btw, on an unrelated note, I am meeting up with HT later to sample that new Unicorn Latte at Starbucks. You free to join us?

Sure...you're buying?

Or is HT going to spring for this?

Posted By: JackDunphy
My Joans don't review either.  
   
 Btw, on an unrelated note, I am meeting up with HT later to sample that new Unicorn Latte at Starbucks. You free to join us?

Further discounts available if you can bargain hard. After all, making $1 is better than jerking it for yet another night.

NONE of my Joans EVER go on TER so they will never see your condescending drivel. You will also learn there is more about this business than just the money.  

I don't just fk anyone. Passing my screening is NOT easy and I have secret ways to do it without the Joans ever knowing.

Your hatred of male hookers is apparent and your misogyny is revolting

I'm throwing in a limo to pick you up and bring you to me. Cristal or whatever your pleasure in that dept, your choice of dining establishment, the finest hotel suite I can find, and even though tips are never expected, you'll get the OMG she's an old broad 'bonus' in your unsealed white envelope.

If not, I'll sadly have to go with plan B.

You game?

Steph xoxo

and we should not enjoy it?  OK, done with the smart-ass response and while not a lady, my thought is that if it has crossed your mind, it means you are at least intrigued.  Do it, have fun and cross it off your list of things to do, the worst that will happen is you will be down a few hundred bucks :)

If you accept dates with mature ladies, I'm dumping Jack ASAP! Hell I'll even pay to have our stomachs pumped so we eat again blow more chunks together!

I'll fly up to DC and let's see who can blow the most snails outta their nose holes at dinner!

You do need to get some professional photos done though!

Steph xoxo

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Dear Jaye:
If you were considering or in the market for an adult companionship professional what questions would you ask?  Finally would you ask how he might do his verification? Also would you try to make the questions more general so that he wouldn't know that you might be his professional female counterpart? Finally would you be doing this for social,sexual or personal research purposes? Also would you have a lot of single friends who might be considering this since this would be a time of year that social and professional functions do transpire?

Penis length and girth, education, likes, and looks. LOL! Maybe in that order. I feel like if he knew what I did, it would be more relaxed, we could talk shop and then fuck. Kinda like when I work with girls for doubles. LOL! Definitely don't want a social date, I have a list of guys that would luv to go out and "just hang", nope I like being home with my cable and microwave popcorn. LOL! Just like us girls pretty much know our way around a cock, would like for a male escort to know his way around a pussy, at least try and give me something that I've never had... If so, I'd probably tap into my Vegas fund for some nights with him... Hmmmm, decisions!!!

I wouldn't do it myself. But I would love to watch someone else do it.....just to see the dynamics shift. I'm interested in seeing what a male escort thinks is a Boyfriend Experience, and how he plans on delivering it. Plus I just want to watch because I'm a perv like that :-D

I might consider hiring a BDSM male escort or a Make-U-Squirt male escort (I made that up hehe). But a BFE male escort, no.

I generally have no problem cruising for NSA sex when I'm in the mood and my taste does not include the muscley prettyboys that I usually see serving as male escorts for women.  For the right male escort, I would consider.

I've been more likely to "sugar momma" a hot guy who I am inclined to have NSA sex with than pay by the hour.  I like to buy the drinks, take him to a fancy restaurant, or book a fancy hotel room on a whim to accommodate our hookup.  If he can't roll with that dynamic without questioning his manhood, he's not my type anyway.  It's usually a one time thing as I get bored easily.

As far as it being "too transactional", to me it's pretty similar to being a chef.  I still enjoy going to restaurants but it takes more to impress me than the average patron so I can be hard to please and I see right through a lot of the illusions that the average restaurant patron doesn't notice.  Therefore I'm really picky about restaurants and I'd be picky about hiring an escort.  I don't think I enjoy restaurants as much as I would if I didn't have so much experience working in them because I'm inclined to think about the kinds of labor that go into preparing the meal and the related logistics since I've been in the culinary business since before I was even legally old enough to have a paycheck.  I've wondered if I would never be able to enjoy myself with a hired escort because I would similarly be distracted by the "behind the scenes" aspects that I am aware of as an escort.  I do think that, much like with a mind-blowing restaurant, the right escort could make me forget all about it.

I've been thinking more seriously about hiring a trans woman than a male escort lately though... No shortage of men in my life to hook up with, but I have less experience approaching trans women for casual sex.

I do the same, find a NSA sex guys in the meantime. But for me, they tend to get clingy, and I move on after I get what I want maybe twice. Can't say I paid for a guy, except for one novelty guy I kept around because of his monster cock and good weed (eventhough I don't smoke), but a loser in all other ways in life. I actually bought him groceries the last time I saw him because he was hungry. Never again.

Yeah I get your restaurant analogy and I would think I need a lot to impress me too, muscles and looks are great, but not everything. And I would think the guy would want to gush and try and lovey me up, because that what he is being paid to do, but I don't want all that. LOL! I think I'd look for a decent conversation, a nice night out, and a good banging. Do male escorts have reviews? LOL!

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Good lookin' guy, she said. But she said he kept looking at his watch (i.e. it was "too transactional"), and said things that made it clear he thought there must be something wrong with her if she had to HIRE male companionship.

Let me make it clear... there was nothing "wrong" with this woman, at least not that I could tell! I was pleased as punch to pay HER for the chance to take care of her sexual needs/desires... and vice versa.  :)

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Jaye - Of course I'm not a lady but I have to admit that I got a laugh out of reading your post. You're quite the sexpot (as I know too well) and I could see you having the time of your life if you found the right guy. But of course, as Zoey implied, you'd want someone who suited your tastes in which case, my lovely woman, you would find yourself in exactly the same position as us guys. Trying to find the right woman, at the right time, given your desires for that particular evening. . .and of course, the never knowable "will this work out" is part of the fun as well.  

Hell woman, I say go for it. What do you REALLY have to lose? ;

LOL! I beginning to see what you guys go through! LOL! I think I am more interested in having a mind blowing time and having this guy just go away. That could be hot.  

Funny I was speaking about reviews tonight and whatever happened and how I forgot what I did, sex amnesia, and you helped me recall it... LOL! Funny. Glad to see you around. ;)

I love the idea of being a hot lady's boy toy for a couple hours.
I'm a natural pleaser any way - hell, I go to AMPS and even THERE I frequently end up giving the lady a massage (after the usual fun) - those poor feet can get tired after being in those heels all day...  :o)
Would be fun to flip the script once, just for something different. Set up a nice incall with liquid refreshment, etc

I didn't see my then- boyfriend often enough, didn't trust him, and just needed an objective source to listen to me complain and let my emotions out to. I was just going to hire him to listen to me talk, not for sex...there was a civie world guy I knew who would have gladly been there for me, but I didn't want the feelings he had for me to get in the way and like burden me even more if that makes sense...
It was kinda a hard time for me and I had so much I needed to get out, but they were things I couldn't tell anyone I knew.

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it sounds like a random guy in a bar with a few beers would have been perfect! (just for your future reference!). :o

Posted By: Jstgttnstrtd
it sounds like a random guy in a bar with a few beers would have been perfect! (just for your future reference!). :o)  
 

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