I'm a corporate executive dating a hot girl. Yeah I'm da BOWSS!  And my girl likes it when I pick her up when I greet her. I'm a just puppy dog happy to see her and pick her up. I still hobby but I find it odd that some only see girls rated 5, 6, 7 instead of the hotter end. People are too strange, I tell ya. I treat my girl well but she's not truly happy on valentines day. Why? Because I do not have a chocolate dick.  

Since you're a rurburb exec type, you probably know that many people not in the hobby think you are weird. After reading your post, I'm confident that the rest of us will, too

A decently done amalgamation of most of the assinine threads we've seen lately.  Thanks so much for reminding me. Fucking fucker!

And with Bob Costas still out I'm happy that flatline is calling all the action.

"You have always wondered where providers go after they retire" My theory is that you should only do things until they stop being fun! I did porn from 1997-2009. It stopped being fun when the directors told me to stop having fun while the butterfly and sunset had to land perfectly! I personally will stop when it stops being fun and starts being a job. I don't do this for a job.I have been everything from an Executive Assistant to a Paralegal but had fun the whole time! You should always do  your "job" for fun and that is it. Otherwise it turns into a "JOB"!!!!!  I have money saved.  
It would be a good idea to start a post to see where everyone might go after they are done though.  
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Some others have tried but DC's were the best.

I found his summaries to quite good.

... if performing is all work and no fun, why do it?

If this says what it sounds like to me, it's proof irrefutable that "acting" in porn is not acting at all. Of no importance here, but very, very interesting in another aspect of my life.

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Looks like im getting used to the TERboard. It used to be a big blur like :

The lady was performing in a porno film, not an episode of P. Allen Smith.

I volunteer to help make your job more fun!

Oh, never mind. Here I am explaining to Vern the transactional conditions of employment. I've been spending too much time on this forum.

Work isn't always going to involve what you "want" to do.

Were you implying some xxx positions or slang? or did you mean literally that the director made you wait for butterflies, the ones that fly around, to land somewhere?  
Same for  the sunset in the background to come down perfectly in a literal sense?

to hell.
More like we all go to hell after we're done according to the holy scriptures.

Chicago guy is trying to take me on a trip down Philadelphia highway.  

Work is often fun. But that's contingent on the task being accomplished.

Handing out paper towels and looking 25¢ tip.

There's no debate here dumbass. You aren't on the pay roll, and you sign no one's check.

I liked the link too ha

That is exactly what they like to do... There are a few Directors in Porn... Bob Chin, Michael Ninn... People who could not make it in the "Real World of Hollywood" think that they have to Direct something "Special" in Porn.... I got into Porn to get laid... and I am assuming that the people who watch it want to watch the sex part of it. It isnt like we are any good at real acting. ! Even though I got nominated as Best Supporting Actress. Then what do you have... LO

Sad isn't it? This is what happens when Directors think they are Michael Bain!

I will take it!!!!!!