This is meant to be a light post. Sorry if you were expecting something lurid. I just noticed a recent review of someone named "December", and it inspired a few fantasies involving several lyrically named providers:
Ever wanted a romp in a National Park? Try a foursome with Dakota, Utah, and Montana
Are you a weather freak? I recommend a threesome with Sunny and Stormy. You can also try Misty, Rain, and Sunshine.
Some other interesting groupings:
May-December
Winter, Autumn, Spring and Summer
Jupiter and Venus
Houston and Dallas (neither of whom live in Texas, BTW)
Heavenly and Angel (there's also a Ms. De Ville, but I don't do guys)
Peaches and Crystal Cream
Coffee with Crystal Cream and Sugar (Brown Sugar may be substituted)
Chocolate and Caramel
Sunrise, Sunset (swiftly flow the years...)
Marcia, Jan, and Cindy (now you can do all the Brady sisters at once)
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