with all of the attention about the cover of Nicki Minaj's latest album, it has brought up a discussion with some friends.  do you like really big butts like nicki, j-lo, KK and CoCo??

You and your friends discuss Nicki Manaj?  

on American Idol Tells me that they are in demand. Money tells me so

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Does she bare her ass on every show?

Did you know Niki Minaj actually had butt implants lol? When I was growing up in the 80s/90s, I felt self-conscious about my butt and wished it were flatter.  Society seemed to hold a tall, super thin model type of body in high regard. But ever since the debut of j.lo in her fly girl days, and of course that infamous Sir Mix-a-Lot Song, big butts are in! Lol

I like a woman that is proportional in size, preferably slender to average so she has some waist, slim to moderate hips and B or C cup breasts, maybe D if she is not petite.

A little bit of a bubble butt is ok but when a lady looks like ya can sit you're beer on her ass while she's standing up? Not my thing either. And boobs well never met a set I didn't like, but I'll take natural proportioned b cups over fake or even worse saggy d's any day. A perky set of c's or d's and a narrow waist will leave me drooling in no time. Hell perky b's will too.

Turn off.  I don't get turned on by chubby housekeeping ladies or the fat girls serving lunch at the cafeteria.  

you gotta wonder what it's going to look like in 20 years.

If I try to fuck them in the ass, would the tip of my penis even reach their bung hole, or would it just disappear in the the butt cheeks?  

"Who let the dogs out????????"  LOL  

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Dear Ms. Ova:
Perhaps you should ascertain how you can buy the rights to Ms. Lopez's wonderful Derriere.  Then you can contract a furniture maker and make a piece that you could put drinks on that would be a replica of her booty. Then you wouldn't be so jealous because you would then have your on booty from all of the table you would sell. What a sensationally sexy conversation piece that would be in so many homes.

Which is why I have a J-Lo butt lmao.

I said that was a joke, Courtney.

I've an upcoming mutual massage appointment booked with a woman who I suspect has a big-kid red wagon in tow. I don't know HOW big, but I'm looking forward to relaxing her thigh and lower back muscles, and think the experience might be very sensual. We'll see.

On this point, Sir Mix-A-Lot and I agree.

... on what is meant by "big".  Big, but in proportion to the lady's overall figure is great.  Big, but toned from exercise, as on a sprinter or dancer or from weight training, is great too.

but I can't think of anything to improve upon it, so "repulsive" it is. lol

Actually a big fat ass is about the most repulsive thing I can think about on a woman, especially if combined with a fat flabby stomach to do along with it. Sorry, but we were asked, right?

Of course, I now have Sir Mixalot's Baby Got Back in my head but that's okay.

You step up with honesty. Always love that about you.

I will say that if an "average" guy wants to really feel good about his appearance, just go to a local M&G. It's fucking great for the ego, but it will have you wondering why the ladies don't charge double for some clients. lmao

There are posts here all the time about a man's favorite part of a woman. I have to confess to a weakness for great abs. I simply love the view from DATY as long as it's a view of nice, flat, sculpted abs. I will also confess, if a woman has even so much as a "mommy tummy", much less a gut on her, DATY is completely off the table.

I have made the ultimate sacrifice in order to rid myself of a "beer gut" I actually quit drinking beer.  If I can give up beer to keep from being a fat ass in my mid fifties, the least a woman in her twenties can do is to hit the gym and maybe do a few crunches if she expects me to actually pay her to lick her clit. lol

One last point, although it does suck getting old, it does beat the alternative. However one thing about getting older is that for most of us neither diet alone or exercise alone is enough to stay anywhere near the shape we were in as a youth. I like 20 something hardbodies, and I know that I can pay them to sleep with me no matter how fat and unattractive I ever get, but it's a fact that a halfway decent looking guy in shape is almost always going to be better received than some fat ass who has let himself go.

I so hear you on all your points. I think you might have pissed off a few M&G goers with that first paragraph, not that you care .  

I would actually watch American Idol if I knew she was going to be on the show. I've seen a few of her chic flicks, just because she was in them.

I do feel great AFTER a good workout, but I am not one of those people who do it for fun. OTOH, I spend a lot of time with women less than half my age, the least I can do is just be old, not "old and fat" lol

This is kind of foreign territory for me, as in my youth I was one of those kind of guys who could eat anything, and drink anything without worrying about my waistline, Actually having to work at it pisses me off a bit, but as I said "it beats the alternative"

and I don't think I am any more worried about pissing off the old and fat assed M&G goers than you are. Besides, just like the guys who don't know how to wash their ass, none of the guys who we are talking about will ever thing we are talking about THEM. lmao

after reading that exchange, now I got to put my old fat ass on the elliptical....
at least I have an iPod full of good tunes....

American Idol sucks now, but anytime I'm flipping through the channels and they're on a close-up shot of her, I'm just in awe. Her face is seriously flawless. She must moisturize with unicorn jizz.

At we are good for motivation. And good for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing like a well put together dude that is older than 50, mmmmm, mmmmm good!

and a 33 inch waistline after fifty, is it makes you a "catch" with the OTHFBC. and with my sincerest apologies to the elder stateswomen here, I have ZERO desire to be with any woman even close to my own age. I do OTOH talk to just about anybody, and I am a bit outgoing most of the time.

The problem is these old broads mistake friendliness for "interest" and then I find myself in the awkward predicament of having to find a nice way of saying I am not interested. I guess I can always use the two standby's that women always use. Claim to be either married or gay, but sometimes they simply see that as a "challenge"

It seems the older I get, the more I can empathize with the plight of young hotties. lol

The"D" stands for dudes. I'm out or even at the gym and they come up and if I even make eye contact they feel that is a go ahead to be with them(same deal GaG, mistaking friendliness for interest).  

She's supremely perfectly flawlessly beautiful,

Just like you my blonde beauty.

big ass...small waist...nutin better...in my book

big ass 38" hipz w/ 28" waist is the minimum...to xxxxcite me...