I can't believe you kiss your cock at night...

Bahahaha....misheard song lyrics!!!
A thread that has probably been bashed before but always fun. Give me what you've got...!

As a pre-teen, I heard 'Hold me close and tie me down sir' instead of 'hold me closer tiny dancer' by Elton John. Both of my sisters STILL take the piss out of me about that still now - probably because it was more apt than any of us realised at the time!

For a good laugh watch the clip I have attached. It has me in stitches every time especially when he plays the real version!

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