getting stuck in an elevator with my client and about 10 missionaries. Soooo funny

LOL.........See my post several threads down titled "ROFL....Lesson learned"

I don't think I'm ever going to forget that one. Fortunately his sense of humor is just as finely tuned as mine, and we had a good laugh about it.

second visit from my atf to my home.  But I guess she didn't remember what my house looked like and stopped at my neighbor’s home a few doors down.  My neighbor thought he hit the jackpot- lol.  If he only knew the real story I doubt he would have let her leave.  

I had rented a hotel room in my own hometown (That's #1) and was waiting for a long time ATF to knock on the door.

Well when I opened the door, guess who was there?  None other than my wife!

"Well, what a surprise!"

It seems she had seen my car parked out in front(That's #2) and just wondered what I might be doing there.  Of course the helpful staff (That's strike 3 I'm out.)assisted her my giving her my room number when she showed her ID.

And, a moment later my ATF showed up as well.

My ATF broke down in tears and I had to console her for an hour.  (We're still close.)

Altogether a wonderful day.

For those of you just starting out:  Take notes!

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I'm laying in bed with a provider in her incall apartment.  It's the beginning of a session and I'm still wearing my undies as we were gently caressing.  Suddenly her cat jumps on the bed.  She screams at the cat to get down and the cat attempts to run away.  In it's haste to jump off the bed the cat gets its claw stuck in my briefs.  I reach out for its paw to lend a helping hand and the cat simply freaks out.  It starts hissing and spitting and more importantly it is thrashing with its other untangeld paw periously close to my sprouted woody.  Somehow the cat backs off the end of the bed and falls while still tethered to my undies.  Now it is dangling midair and thrashing in sheer panic and I'm now freaking thinking for sure that I'm going to lose my dick to this insane animal.  I then roll to the floor, as if I'm doing a drop and roll when on fire, and quickly rip off my briefs.  The cat tears out of the room with my undies on its body as it is still tangeld in them and I'm on the floor butt ass naked.  Now the human mind is quite capable of processing multiple thoughts in rapid succession.  As I'm laying on the floor and look up to my friend there was a split nanosecond where it was apparent that I was pissed and she was mortified.  However as our eyes met we both broke into hysterical laughter.  We laughed so hard for what seemed like eternity that each of our sides was literally cramping and we were each crying.  It was sooooo funny.  The payoff was that the aftermath 'I'm so sorry that this happened' nookie was out of this world.              

I had to block it out of my head because everytime i would look up and see these 2 little beady eyes staring right at me! I wonder what the little mutt thought I was doing to it's master.... (no we didnt to it doggy style)

I don't know if this common (or funny) but just recently I was with a provider (it was from CL).  The hotel room was a mess and her girl friend just happen to be there watching TV in the other bed and talking on the phone.  It was late, I didn't care, so I got it on while her friend watched Lifetime and had a great 40 minute conversation.