it's ... 3 ways TO sunday (not TIL)
actually ... hmmmm .... but maybe only because right now, as we speak, there's exactly 3 DAYS TO sunday!
[sigh] ... the English language has so many obscure idioms. it's a wonder really that we can all communicate in the first place![]()
Ok. I just had an experience that makes me question every opinion I've had on this topic. Now I don't know what to do. Usually when that happens, I'll just do it and deal with the consequences later. So I ask you, the TER community, do I or don't I post a review?
Here are the basics minus any names or juicy details, but with a few hints for the more astute Atlantans:
Along with all of the excellent indies we have in Atlanta, we have a FEW good agencies. I visited one of those agencies tonight. The woman I saw has a real Angelina Jolie look but no reviews. I'd seen several other women here and enjoyed my time with every one of them, so I wasn't overly worried about her lack of reviews. I swear I never have good luck "taking one for the team." I got to the condo and was shown up to my room by the player/coach. When my chosen lady entered the room, I first noticed that she was more exotically beautiful than her pictures. Then I noticed she was at least 3 or 4 months pregnant. I know some guys find this a real turn-on. I'm not one of those guys. Nothing was ever said by either of us. I still wanted to **** her three ways 'til Sunday. I didn't want to say anything to, well...what if she wasn't? She looks like Angelina Jolie, a preggers Angelina but still Angelina. She kept the lights very low and never fully undressed. I only finally got a good look at her whole body as she climbed into the shower after I got out of it. She is definitely pregnant and not just overweight, but I have no confirmation of that. One VERY important service was off the menu, but I'm confident that it's well worth the price of admission when and if it is on the menu. It's on the menu for some lucky motherfucker. Everything that made the menu was excellent. I thoroughly enjoyed the full benefits of her Jolie-esque lips in several ways. I had a nice time, but I left still wanting to **** her three ways 'til Sunday. I was never told about any restrictions or circumstances, and that kind of pisses me off. I still had a nice time with this really hot (and pregnant) woman. I still want to see a few more of the ladies at this agency, possibly including that little ray of DD sunshine who runs the place.
This post is basically what I would post as my review only with more detail. So...do I or don't I? Don't bother telling me to leave out this pretty major detail. I wouldn't gloss over acne scars. I won't "forget" about a fetus. I'm in a real quandary here. Should I post a review saying this provider's pregnant? Remember I could still be wrong about that. Should I post a review saying she looks pregnant? Or do I just forget about the whole thing and let the next guy find out the same way I did? With a $$.5 BBBJ? And how do I rate her appearance? She's still very sexy, but the mother-to-be thing kind of takes away from it for me. Her performance rating would be lowered considerably for obvious reasons, even though everything she offered was good. Being her first review, her profile would always say "NO" for some big questions. So many factors, I don't know what to do. Any thoughts on this would be greatly appreciated. Hey, I'm just a squirrel looking for a nut.
-- Modified on 7/16/2003 10:14:25 PM
i will list them in decreasing order of importance:
1. OMIGOD! a preggers? forget about it. this "detail" as you charmingly put it is simply too in-your-face prominent and critical to leave out of a review, i'm sorry. we're not talking "her ankles were too fat" or "she's a crafty devil with Photoshop" ... this is MAJOR! some guys (myself included) would find this to be a huge-ass STOP SIGN (as in: "do not approach, road construction, work in progress, baby on board, watch out for pot-holes," etc). you'd be doing them a favor, trust me. but i suppose as with most things there are tactful ways to inform and help out the brethren (like ... "Uhmm .. you guys may wanna wait 5 or 6 months before you go see her!")
2. first scampr now you! so what is it? THREE ways TIL sunday, SIX ways FROM sunday or NINE way TO sunday!? i'm so confused.
3. lastly, i take offense at that link you included in your post. it was insensitive and cruel. i happen to be very insecure and sensitive about my appearance and for you and your GONAD song parody to poke fun at my fur-bearing NUT-crazed species is simply unforgivable.
1. I had pretty much decided to go ahead and post a review by the time I finished writing my post, but I spent an hour writing it so I figured I'd get feedback anyway. Twenty-four hours later I have no confliction whatsoever.
2. When it comes to sex, I'll gladly take it THREE ways TIL sunday, SIX ways FROM sunday or NINE way TO sunday. As long as I'm getting some.
3. I can now take it as a compliment when my girlfriend tells me I'm hung like a squirrel. And all this time I thought she was just a psycho-bitch.
GIRLFRIEND? [gulp]
pray tell, is she familiar with the lurid lecherous litany of your past encounters in the hobby? (i count at least 22 notches on your belt)
well, hmmmm ... just curious really. pardon any intrusion into your personal life. i was merely looking for an excuse to use the those three 'L' words all in the same sentence. i can perhaps think of another 'L' word in your "situation" but it's not for me to comment. really.![]()
PS. you did the right thing re: reviewing
Are you kidding? She knows nothing. Literally. Ok, that was just mean. Seriously though, it wouldn't really matter if she did. Six weeks of mediocre sex, expensive dates, and more drama than TNT is about all I can take. She's already dropping hints and using the M word, for Buddy Christ's sake, and it's only been SIX DAMN WEEKS!
You know the worst thing about the mediocre and increasingly infrequent indifferent sex? Big Shirl and the What's Happenin' gang downtown shut down the best damn AMP in the southeast. Help me, Jebus!
-- Modified on 7/17/2003 8:51:52 PM
having not at all failed in generating ample psycho "drama" (TNN may be the home of it, but our home was definitely not as "entertaining" i can tell you) she just up and left me one day
she said my "pimpin' hand" wasn't strong enough!
It's sad that you can't review the agency. They deserve a real slam for the disservice they perpetrated on you, as well as the provider.
You were a previous client of that agency, and they should have told you about her "delicate" condition up front. The fact that you wouldn't f**k her 3 ways to Sunday because of that is no different, IMHO, from any other condition that would prevent you from performing that act, including her monthly visitor (who is now on vacation!). Some guys do get off on that, and some guys will play with a provider during that time as well, but those are exceptions. They, the gal and the agency, had no right to assume that you are one of those exceptions. Post the review. Post honestly.
Then take the agency's phone # off you speed dial. Find a more honest place to do business.
My .02.
F.
it's ... 3 ways TO sunday (not TIL)
actually ... hmmmm .... but maybe only because right now, as we speak, there's exactly 3 DAYS TO sunday!
[sigh] ... the English language has so many obscure idioms. it's a wonder really that we can all communicate in the first place![]()
I have decided to post a review, but I might wait until after I see one more girl at this agency. I just love a spinner. I might have to cop a feel of those DD's on my way out for the last time too.
I'd say write the review, definitely. Include it isn't a FS place and the fact that she's prego.
I agree with JaeJae (EOM)
This is not a small detail. I would definitely post honestly. People should know and be able to judge whether or not they would want to use this agency. It makes you wonder about their honesty for other things.
Post the TRUTH!!!...
You can be tactful or very blunt, but folks who complain about the truth or target you for retribution for speaking truth are not worth knowing. Hobby or not.
You don't have to use your regular handle, go make another one if you are that sensitive to the agency and provider's opinion.
By the way, "3 or 4 months" pregnant is not very noticeable, sounds like your gal was around 7 mos. Still, that may appeal to some guys and she could possibly get more business.
BTW -
I HATE F---ING SQUIRRELS!!! (that was for singleton)
S T E P I N T O M Y D O M A I N
[Dr. Evil-esque] bouha ha ha ha ...
