Reflecting on a recent session, I reached the determination that I am a Great Asian-American Hobbyist. I just am. There is little doubt, really. This is why:

I try to talk WITH the girl which means I'm not talking AT her. I was complimenting her in subtle ways. This white girl I saw recently, I complimented her slanty eyes. Never am I pushy or am I disrespectful, I treat all girls well and I don't act horny even though I am. She claims she doesn't often get Asian guys who can speak Engrish fluently like a native and I told her that's cuz I'm an asian american and that's just how I roll.  

I might not have the biggest dick but I'm never denied any service the girl offers, especially greek.  Do I partake everything the girl offers? No. I stay cool. I don't make a grab at her. In fact I often get expanded menu because I don't try to get my moneys worth or go for second pops. I just stay cool and let the provider come to me cuz that's just how I roll.  If you think that asian guys don't know how to use their tool, just look at the two largest populations in the world. Yup we like to fuck. We're productive. We're re-productive. And that's just how we roll.  

This, quite simply, makes me a Great Asian American Hobbyist. I hit the right balance. She was cool, I was horny. I believe in what Confucious said "Good for girl to meet boy in park, better for boy to park meat in girl".  Or at least, as mamasan said, at least get yourself a happy ending. That is the key to successful and happy hobbying.  

And that's what makes me a Great Asian American hobbyist.