Why is it that some providers have very smelly pussies, and others very sweet -- and none in between, that I've met. It seems extreme either way.
Has that been your experience?
Why is this? Is it hygiene? Or some kind of disease? Or something they eat?
Remember them ... the Smelly Pussies? They only had a few hits, the biggest of course being "Blood, Guts and Raging Emotions." It was off their 'No Sci-Fi; It's That Time of the Month' album. It was a huge success especially in Europe, South America, and of course down under! Those Aussies couldn't get enough of them Smelly Pussies.
OK seriously, I once went down on a woman only to find her vagina covered with a partially digested ham sandwich, brussel sprouts and Pepsi. I asked her if she'd just thrown up. She said, "No, but the guy that was here before you did."
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Actually, I think all factors come into play. Diet, hygiene, time of the month, sweat, dehydration, sexual activity for the day ... etc. Even seen where a woman who has had a child is less likely to be as sweet as someone who hasn't given birth. No idea if that's true or not. Though I will volunteer to do a study; so if any of you ladies are willing to participate let me know.
Interesting topic, and I do agree ... it's either nice and sweet, or not. Then again, bad pussy is better than no pussy.
Possessing a PHD is pussy licky,
Jimbo
Ummmmm..what is " in between" either its smelly or not...i cant see a "in between" in this case.
sham
but I have been told mine is very sweet!
Shaye
I don't know the reasons for the differences in smell all I know is once I'm past the smell I got it licked.
[singleton; A rim-shot please]
it's ... it's ... [gasp] ... it's all about ... [sniff] ... hmmmm ... [sniff] ... what's that funny smell? .... [sniff] .... OMIGOD! is that what i think it is?
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IAATWTPS: It's all about the way the pussy smells!
Cm2.0
1st guy: Do you smell that?
2nd guy: What, smoke?
another: No, he's talking about money
Because it just doesn't make any sense. I was a very naive, and innocent 20 year old and knew that something was definitely 'not right'. Went to see an OBGYN who was, if you can remember, a Dr. Welby type. He could clearly see that I was this innocent small town girl and explained SO many things to me. The one thing he asked was what kind of panties I wore, which were nylon then. He told me to throw all of them away and buy only 100% cotton - not just a cotton layer in the crotch, but all cotton - and I would have no more problems. He also said to wear little sundresses around the house with no panties on underneath, as that will keep you problem-free, too.
I have to say he was right.
A women knows how her body is supposed to smell; how that changes during certain times of the month, and anything else means something's not right - either a yeast infection or any other kind of infection (gardnerella, trich, etc.) So, up to her to get it taken care of!
As far as foods go, I've noticed some things make it taste sweeter; haven't noticed anything that makes it taste badly. Oh! Herbs and meds will MOST DEFINITELY alter the smell! So, maybe she's on meds, or is really into herbs.
So, I guess I'm saying that I'm dumbfounded as to why she wouldn't notice (?) because if she did, why wouldn't she resolve it??
Awareness is oftentimes a more precious commodity than many people assume in modern society. Between that and time constraints, it is my experience that there is a wide range of how much women maintain their hygeine...and an even wider range with men.
This post started out phrased somewhat coarsely. Hard for a man to appreciate everything a woman has to go through to maintain her personal hygeine. Menstruation, candida, hormonal flux, chemical alterations, stress, diet...all of these things can affect vaginal fragrance, and once it is affected, it can sometimes take days to get things "back to normal".
Assuming all of the above are managed correctly, you still have to deal with the fact that many women are in scenarios that do not promote proper vaginal hygeine. Even if you wear cotton panties, if you are at a desk job all day wearing polyester slacks, ventilation is inhibited. I can't think of any workplaces that furnish bidets
for their employees, either.
I knew a woman who had the cleanest genitalia I have ever encountered. She always washed off after urinating (even at work...she would use a squirt bottle with filtered water in it that she kept in her purse), she never used vinegar douches (she used a tea tree oil/water douche if she had any problems), and she only wore cotton panties. Her hygeine in general was high as well, and occasionally drove me nuts, but it was worth it when I went down on her. It was a priority to her, so she did these things.
I have thankfully encountered only good news with the providers I have seen, but even with them, each one has been different, and one that I saw several times was different each time.
If you are concerned with how a provider might be, tell the lady that you are a clean freak and bring a washcloth to an encounter. As part of foreplay, douse the washcloth with warm water and gently massage her privates with it, which should freshen her up at the same time. Any offense the woman may have at your doing this should be alleviated by your enthusiasm with your tongue.
It is so easy being a guy when it comes to sex... at least until you get older. Empathize with the lady, help her if she needs it, be clean for her, and it will reward you.
It's true about herbs and teas. I was taking large doses of fenugreek for a short period of time, and I smelled strongly of maple syrup, EVERYWHERE. It was gross.
Is a smelly pussie (bad) or (good) I mean if you go down there and fine a smell you don't like do you still continue or do you just skip daty all together????? (And do you say shit girl you smell bad down there.)
What is a bad smell?
Maybe I need to start sticking my head
down there more often.
What is a good smell?
And is smell and taste totally different?
Gosh you guys are always confusing me.....It must be the Yankee in me.....
Hell as long as my gal is clean,head to toe...a lot of foreplay...and then I make my way to her love den...kisses all over...inner thighs...a couple of licks...then some more...again and again...plenty of tongue action...swirling,moving,up,down,around and about...wet and wetter!...smell that lusty,sexy aroma....Yah baby!
Cheers!
Heres a pretty good article that says it all about pussy smelling:
There's an old saying:
Smells like fish, tastes like honey!
Smell repels! There is no doubt that some of the cleanest women have a very slight odor, but if it is very strong, I don't go there. I conclude that it is a sign of poor hygiene and it is buyer beware. I never come back.
What is more amazing to me is the number of providers who I have seen who have absolutely no odor - Maybe a slightly sweet taste.
I have often wondered if it is the amount of sexual activity that helps keep them so sweet.
There is no doubt that the microbes in sweat create odor, so if there has been any physical activity like walking on a warm day, a shower is necessary.
My question to the ladies, is how do you stay so fresh - those of you who do?
Believe me, for a man who truly likes wommen (and I realize that not all of your clients do), it's a turn-on!
Just take a shower beforehand, ladies, and after that don't worry about it!
I douche! I won't go down on a smelly man (and some doooo smell below), so why should he go down on a smelly woman? It makes no sense to me at all. For some of those ladies who don't douche, there is also feminine wash, that works good, as well 
Hmmmm..now, if I can only invent the "Male" version of the wash for my gentleman clients, I would make a fortune(sometimes soap and water doesn't cut it lol)! )))))))
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So, I love the 'natural, musky' smell, but just want it clean.
Women naturally are in 'touch'(pun) with their bodies; know their scents, etc., and I notice even the slightest change and try to figure it out. Was it that herbal tea, do you think? Oh, Indian food - wonder if the garlic..I mean, most women are just in tune that way.
Spacey talked about wearing slacks at work; and I gave up pantyhose years ago (big, bad no no for us!) and wear only stockings with garters or thi highs, which is much better.
Love the smell of a man, too, of course (prefer NO cologne - highly allergic) but, if he's had a BM, it's back in the shower for him (sorry to be so 'crude') before I'll go back down!
(which reminds me, gotta schedule that HepB shot...)
VonRyan's link article was cute. I do like the smell of a good working sweat (not that Chicken Soup stinky BO smell, but sweat) and the smell of kids that have played outdoors all day and just come in for a quick hug...
ASETOFPUSSYLIPS NOW
Bobby Duvall...no VonRyan 01
Cheers!
Sweet Sedona...as for Indian food and that overpowering curry...
lol...I never want to have a provider call me currypants so I abstain.
Definition of currypants:
..I'll keep that in mind..
LOL
OmIGOSH, I can't stop laughing!!!!! Good one, honey 
Mel
A man goes down the pub promising faithfully to his wife he' ll be back by 11. One drink leads to two then another and eventually he rolls in at 3am. He falls in the door blind drunk crawling and stumbling about. The last thing he remembers is finding the remains of a take-away curry in the kitchen. It's stone cold, the meat is in dried up lumps and the sauce is disgusting but he's so hungry he eats it anyway. Next morning he wakes up with a thumping head and a churning stomach, but that's nothing to the roasting he knows he'll get from his wife. The first thing he says to her is"sorry about last night Darling" . She replies "That's alright. I was really mad at you but I've forgiven you now that I've seen that you cleaned the cat tray out when you came in last night!
Cheers! at least he's not a currypants...lol
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