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Blowing Chunks 1935 reads
posted
1 / 27
When do you find yourself masturbating the most?

Lets exclude masturbations where you have spent that time with a civvie girl or provider and she tried to get you off. These don't count as real masturbation for this topic, since you have a girl next to you and you're just finishing off with her.

Under that definition, I have not slapped my own monkey that often cuz I'm usually satisfied with doing 1 girl every now and then.  

For me it's always the morning *after* a prolonged session where I spent several hours having sex with a girl or two+ the night before, which really goes against common sense.  I wake up with a very serious raging boner after these type of sessions. The kind with bulging veins on the side that look more like a pale Sneakers chocolate bar.  

Well, the only way to tame that one eyed beast is to choke off that chicken silly.  

And I still get tempted to see another provider so it has sometimes resulted in a vicious cycle. I'm guessing it might have something to do with testosterone levels and biorythms too but it's strange why it happens the morning after a fuckfest.

ROGM 832 reads
posted
2 / 27
Happens Every Now And Then With Me.

Had a Session with my girl this past Friday. A few hours later I was ready to go again. But had to wait until today Monday to see her again.  

Went to the Sybaris with her on my Birthday. Went for the 4 hour getaway. Did round one. Two hours later went for round two. Had an Awesome time.  

When I feel the Urge I just call her. No playing alone for me.

MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 878 reads
posted
3 / 27
Well after a toe curling experience with a lady...

I can only imagine what you're dreaming about at night, lol! Whether you remember the dream or not!

BUT WHY oh WHY did you have to say anything about a pale Snickers (or Sneakers as you put it) Bar??? You have forever ruined Snicker's Bars for me.

Which since I'm one of those old broads, that might be a good thing!

;-)

Steph

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 793 reads
posted
4 / 27
From what I hear, you're actually...

..."fun size."

Blowing Chunks 863 reads
posted
5 / 27
Happens every time with me...

4 hour would likely be my minimum time for it to be considered a "fest".  

Since majority of girls don't wanna spend 4 hours fucking during a 4 hour appointment, I'll probably book different girls the same day instead of booking 1 girl for too many hours.  A little bit more action that way and less pressure on the girl.  

Even a 2 hour doubles usually does it for me. The next day, a raging boner wakes me up and says "hello~".  lo

Blowing Chunks 765 reads
posted
6 / 27
Snickers bars are the best!

You know what? I haven't dreamt of sex in a very long time. I'm guessing it has something to do with the hobby giving me all the variety I ever wanted there's no need to fantasize about it.  

That's why the hobby is so great, it fulfills the wildest fantasies of men and clears up his mind to focus on other things in life... such working harder to make more money to hobby more. HA HA HA!

Blowing Chunks 739 reads
posted
7 / 27
Well, no... but I have to admit

This photo looks very nice  

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-JG1M5IGuBuU/U8qsdPfi6kI/AAAAAAAAFfE/fg4Z4qU0Po0/s1600/RY2.jpg

Blowing Chunks 795 reads
posted
8 / 27
well my dick isn't Huge like big papasan's package but it ain't THAT small. :P eom


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 810 reads
posted
9 / 27
In the morning, in mid day, in the evening, and at night. EOM

Posted By: Drunken Asian
Lets exclude masturbations where you have spent that time with a civvie girl or provider and she tried to get you off. These don't count as real masturbation for this topic, since you have a girl next to you and you're just finishing off with her.  
   
 Under that definition, I have not slapped my own monkey that often cuz I'm usually satisfied with doing 1 girl every now and then.  
   
 For me it's always the morning *after* a prolonged session where I spent several hours having sex with a girl or two+ the night before, which really goes against common sense.  I wake up with a very serious raging boner after these type of sessions. The kind with bulging veins on the side that look more like a pale Sneakers chocolate bar.  
   
 Well, the only way to tame that one eyed beast is to choke off that chicken silly.  
   
 And I still get tempted to see another provider so it has sometimes resulted in a vicious cycle. I'm guessing it might have something to do with testosterone levels and biorythms too but it's strange why it happens the morning after a fuckfest.

mrfisher 111 Reviews 700 reads
posted
10 / 27
That is what I experience as well....

I think it may be from all the pheromones still being active in the brain.

oldted 16 Reviews 746 reads
posted
11 / 27
I need to get off to go to sleep at night.

It will be quite the chore for the next Mrs. Oldted

russbbj 89 Reviews 1033 reads
posted
12 / 27
I spank my monkey daily (bad monkey)

There are days I masturbate 2 or three times. It's a lot better than settling for some OTHFB. I stop masturbating 4-5 days prior to an appointment, and wow is that a difficult 4-5 days. I thought this made me a sex addict, but from previous posts I learned that sex addiction is way different. I was arrested on South Beach once for applying sun tan lotion too fast

inicky46 61 Reviews 730 reads
posted
13 / 27
More like one of these???


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JohnyComeAlready 692 reads
posted
14 / 27
I'd rather hear about thr first time you masturbated.

*Figuratively speaking

Mine was do to a younger woman's tease and denial act. Where shethe got me rock hard and that was it. I still can't believe I walked all the way home with my erection.

I had to rub it out once I got home. I've never had an unperverted sexual experience.
Posted By: Drunken Asian
Lets exclude masturbations where you have spent that time with a civvie girl or provider and she tried to get you off. These don't count as real masturbation for this topic, since you have a girl next to you and you're just finishing off with her.  
   
 Under that definition, I have not slapped my own monkey that often cuz I'm usually satisfied with doing 1 girl every now and then.  
   
 For me it's always the morning *after* a prolonged session where I spent several hours having sex with a girl or two+ the night before, which really goes against common sense.  I wake up with a very serious raging boner after these type of sessions. The kind with bulging veins on the side that look more like a pale Sneakers chocolate bar.  
   
 Well, the only way to tame that one eyed beast is to choke off that chicken silly.  
   
 And I still get tempted to see another provider so it has sometimes resulted in a vicious cycle. I'm guessing it might have something to do with testosterone levels and biorythms too but it's strange why it happens the morning after a fuckfest.

russbbj 89 Reviews 784 reads
posted
15 / 27
hell, mine ain't big either

But it pleases me just fine.

89Springer 750 reads
posted
16 / 27
I'm partial to this one meself

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7EyK6H6wVEg/U8vRgcrQXTI/AAAAAAAAFf0/OWbYEL7P09I/s400/RY5.jpg

SinCitySinner 65 Reviews 723 reads
posted
17 / 27
All you asians wish you were south asians...

As the south asians have nice big cocks....And they smell like Chicken curry too.. :D

Fridays117 27 Reviews 803 reads
posted
18 / 27
I masturbate the most when...

I am awake.

Seriously though, gotta be minimum once a day mostly before bed, but if I'm home during the day I'm wacking 3 or 4 times.  It seems to me that the more sex I have, where alone or with someone, the more I want.

GhostWriteroftheDamned 753 reads
posted
19 / 27
When I'm horny and finances preclude hobbying. (e)


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MatureGFE See my TER Reviews 587 reads
posted
20 / 27
As I said we don't always remember our dreams! eom



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Blowing Chunks 661 reads
posted
21 / 27
It pleases you?

What do you mean It pleases You? Lol  sounds like you're using it to please yourself...

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 745 reads
posted
22 / 27
I don't believe in DIY and have not masturbated in years - maybe decades.... I let..

the ladies perform regular maintenance -

too regular in a way -  between my girlfriend, my administrative assistant and a couple of providers a week,  I sometimes imagine that I can empathize with a dairy cow :p

Blowing Chunks 749 reads
posted
23 / 27
Administrative assistant????

I gotta hear this story lol....

Blowing Chunks 685 reads
posted
24 / 27
What if the second time existed before the first time?

What do you mean you've never had an unperverted sexual experience?  Are all your sexual experiences considered perverted? What's your definition of perverted

89Springer 670 reads
posted
25 / 27
Oh, I think

those puffy lips could please, too.  ;)

rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 708 reads
posted
26 / 27
While taking the Psychology Today sex personality test

... but since this wasn't one of the questions it didn't help my score one bit

MarkusKetterman 150 Reviews 697 reads
posted
27 / 27
she's a total subbie who loves cuckolding her husband......

he knows that I play with her at my leisure - and that it is a very D/s relationship that includes s/m and a degree of humiliation as well.   She loves it -  I think he is conflicted - but as I''ve no intention of fucking him I don't care how he feels about it.... she's a voracious little thing though and several decades younger than I - she's been having a negative affect on my hobbying frequency.... and I am a lover of variety.....

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