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JakeFromStateFarm 640 reads
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Motherfuckers are easily satisfied.  Just give the poor fucker a BJ and let him grill hot dogs and drink beer and he's a happy mother fucker.
Men are such simple creatures

JakeFromStateFarm1804 reads

So to all you poor bastards who are still married, go fuck mother!  If she'll let you.
LMAO!

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FatVern618 reads

No one goes out for Farhers day, Mothers day every body is out. Fathers day everyone stays home.

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JakeFromStateFarm641 reads

Motherfuckers are easily satisfied.  Just give the poor fucker a BJ and let him grill hot dogs and drink beer and he's a happy mother fucker.
Men are such simple creatures

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coeur-de-lion553 reads

when your family takes dad out to dinner, he still gets to pay when the check comes, so what's the point.

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russbbj571 reads

A friend of mine has asked for the same thing for the past 6 years, a nap.

His wife and kids leave the house for 3-4 hours, and he has peace and quiet and takes a nap.

I'm not a father, and one of the many reasons for that is that I'm too selfish. If I want to take a nap, I take a nap.

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coeur-de-lion403 reads

Ever since I became an adult for all those times when I was a kid and grown ups wanted me to take a nap and I resisted.

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RosieWilde571 reads

I sent my dear old man a giant York peppermint patty for Father's Day...now THAT is good taste.

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JakeFromStateFarm544 reads

I would put you over my knee and spank you.
Date?

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RosieWilde493 reads

I'm all yours, forever & always.

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JakeFromStateFarm454 reads

The limit of my commitment is 90 minutes.  I hope there's no problem with that. :)

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coeur-de-lion491 reads

takes to eat what she is giving you, giant peppermint patty or otherwise.  Its the gentlemanly thing to do.

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Kitty76463 reads

He's not a Gentleman!!!

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Kitty76429 reads

Are you paying hefty for that 90 minutes?!! LMFA

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Kitty76400 reads

As long as he's paying. Right?!!

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Crazy Diamond585 reads

It might be a nice change from those khaki's you always seem to wear.  

Personally, I'm single, have no kids, and am just planning to grill steaks on the BarB, knock down a couple of Sam Adams Summer Ales, and hang with family and neighbors.  Maybe I'll take my Mom up to my Dad's resting place so she can share a moment...I can think of worse things to do.

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JakeFromStateFarm458 reads

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Crazy Diamond441 reads

Go for it dude!  LOL!

Had to bust your chops a little.  Laughter is the best medicine.  My big one today was hearing from a favorite provider who retired last year...totally unexpected, but seems like a hanging curve.

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Kitty76455 reads

Like What?!!!

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russbbj459 reads

Let's hope that you take Mom to Dad's resting place before knocking down a few Sam Adam's and not after.

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Fancy8888381 reads

Posted By: JakeFromStateFarm
So to all you poor bastards who are still married, go fuck mother!  If she'll let you.  
 LMAO!

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alexissweet69324 reads

Happy Father's Day! :)

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