I'm stuck at a hotel room, and my neighbor is loudly enjoying a hockey game, clapping and carrying on with the volume near full blast.

In all of my travels, I have never heard a couple fucking in a room next to me, instead I get guys like this. If I could hear a woman moaning or orgasming, at least I could get excited.

Anyone got some good neighbor hotel room stories? I'll say this much, he likes his team and they seem to be doing quite well. I just wish it was a woman saying "fuck me like the dirty slut I am".

Yeah, I know I'm a perv. Wish I had known earlier this week that I'd be on this last minute trip, I'd have scheduled a session and I wouldn't give a fuck.

Banging away to her playlist whilst fucking. I am a bad, bad man

Looking forward to discussing the finer points of CR with you on Friday. I'll buy you a Bourbon.

Making my plans for CR right now. Come on down

If you want to improve your chance of hearing such noise you're better off renting a room at Motel 6 or similar equivalent Hoe-tel! LOL

From the Deep South, and I mean Deep South. Getting transferred the hell out of this hell hole. I need to get the move executed and settled in to temporary housing, and then I'll be on my way. Woohoo, I can't tell you how happy I am to get out of this fucking place. I did my time, got the team set up to a sustainable level and now I'm jumping ship, the day I look at this place in my rear view mirror will be a happy day for Russ.

And yet, I've never had bed bugs (knock on wood) and I travel nearly 50% of the time

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And skyfyre was right about cheap motels. I stayed in them all the time on motorcycle trips. Heard plenty of fuck noise.

While in a hotel room in Southern Florida with a regular client of mine, we were spinning scenarios/roll playing while having sex.  One of the stories I told was that my husband had just left the room to get ice and would be back soon and we shouldn't be doing this and we might get caught...

My client, playing along said, I'm not scared of your husband and to prove it he opened the door to our hotel room.  It freaked me out a little, but he jumped back in bed and we started fucking again (with the door open).  It was scary and exciting, but I really didn't expect anyone to come in.

Well, within about 90 sec. of him opening the door, a man walks into the room and sat on the bed next to us watching.  He then left and got his wife and they both watched as my client fucked me so hard our bed moved about 5 feet across the marble floor.

As soon as we were finished, the man said, "wow, that was an incredible site to see" and he and his wife left just as quietly and quickly as they had entered.

A story: On a summer night in a hotel without air conditioning, the balcony doors were all open.  The building was curved inward so the entire facade was visable from every balcony. I was awakened by an extremely vocal lady who was clearly being thoroughly fucked.  Stepping out on the balcony I saw quite a number of my fellow guests also listening to her enjoyment.  There was a lot of oui, oui, oui going on.  This happened before I began participating in the hobby so it was quite frustrating.
Writing this brings back a pleasant memory from many years ago.  My companion and I awoke to the discussion our neighbors were having about all the noise we had made the night before. The walls were so thin that it sounded like they were in the room with us.  We were both a bit embarrassed, but it excited us and we were soon at it again.

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I'm amazed it took so long, and it was p4p: five or ten minutes after the very loud sex was over, I heard the door open and the goodbyes.

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Couple next door were going at it hard and long enough to raise the dead. The bed banging against the wall caught my attention but the woman's cries kept me in the audience.  

Then there was the time at a nice bed and breakfast where the SO and I were getting it on like jack rabbits.  Halfway through we realized someone below us was banging on their ceiling for us to quiet down. Sure thing buddy.  As soon as I bust this nut.

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Mid 80s I was at a company training class. Folks attended from around the country. For whatever reason it was in Cincinnati.

Typical group of Americans, 25-40, most married etc. One was a very prim and proper married southern lady. Wasn't interested in having a drink after class or going out with the group. We all stayed in the same hotel. Older place, no atrium, just long halls of rooms

The last night around 12:30 the bed in the room next to me starts hitting our shared wall. For about the next 30 minutes or so a series of sounds, that sound like a cat with its tail caught in a toaster, came from the room.

I got up, got ready and tried to hear when that door opened in the morning. Heard the click counted to two and left my room.

Sure enough it was miss prim and proper. "Oh hey good morning Susan" "morning she replied."

We get on the elevator and in a wonderful southern accent she says, "Daniel even though you are a damn Yankee I hope you understand how to be a gentleman." Then gave me a smile that made me realize I could have been tapping that all week.
 

I have a neighbor hotel story, but it's not good lol...
So last night me and my regular were out on the balcony of my hotel room, and across the way in one of the other rooms the curtains were open and an old lady (or maybe man, we weren't really sure) was taking off her pants! She had white hair, tightie whities and super white leg skin. Haha! Maybe she's an exhibitionist?

She probably was one of those bloviating female hobbyists.

This hotel has no security so anyone can go anywhere....It's 5am and I'm walking to my room, I see this scary looking dude leaning against the wall checking his cell phone. As I get closer I hear this girl moaning and almost screaming in sexual delight, and it's loud. As I got to the fornt door where this was coming from,I stopped in front of the door, just to listen. This dude is now in front of me. He's then give me this broken smile and say to me,"what's up playa"... I must have stop in my track for about 20 seconds just to listen to what was going on. The dude didn't mind and then I just went to my room, still hearing her screams....

about two years ago, I was there on a business/ski trip.  On the second night in the room adjoining mine at about 11 or 12 I awakened to a constant and rhythmic squeak and moan!!  It was so consistent it could have been a recording!!  It went on for over an hour not once did the tempo change, neither did the moans coming from his female partner.  Well by this this I'm curious to see who's making all this noise, so in the morning i'm up and ready.  After about an hour I hear stirring and the door open, when I open the door and go out I see a knockout blond ski bunny!! Well she was alone and going to get some breakfast alone so I headed to breakfast too.  On the way down the elevator we made some chit chat and I asked how she was enjoying the skiing to which she replied "I don't ski, I just enjoy being in the mountains" when we returned from breakfast I saw her "friend" well lets just say he wasn't even close to being in her league.  Later that day I found out he was at the same conference with me and we got to talking, well needless to say she wasn't "with" him except for one night.  Later that day I ran into her as she was leaving and actually got her number, but as it turned out she was from NY and I never had the chance to meet her...  

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Shoulda said to him: "hey bud what about sum tips for such a good show?" LOL

I checked into a hotel late one night.  was in my room for a while, then heard thumping on the wall behind my bed.   just like a good fuck session going on next door, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP.

Just going on for a very long time.  

keep going, keep going. etc.

at it first it was funny but after a while it was getting just plain annoying.

so i figured i would go for a walk, as I was getting out of my room I was shocked to see the next door room's door slightly open.  

wow they must have been so horny they couldn't even wait to fully close the door!

curiosity was killing me, so i carefully peeked thru the door opening to see if i could catch a glimpse of the action..

LOL all I saw was a smiling Golden Retriever sitting by the wall, wagging his tail.  The dog's tail was just thumping against the wall, thump thump thump thump.

I had went to the strip clubs across the river from St. Louis in Illinois , had too much fun including 2 bj's from different dancers and had too much to drink to make the drive home.  I stopped at one of the cheap motels near the clubs around 2:00 am and crashed for the night.  Around 3:00 am I get woken up by noise and loud talking from the next door room.  Pretty soon the talking quiets down some and other noise starts but then I realize there are TWO male voices and one female.  After a bit the lady starts getting load, you can hear the bed hitting the wall and you can hear the 2 guys laughing and encouraging each other.  It was pretty hot to listen to it and eventually I had take care of myself, lol.  The motel is used some by cheap P4P but not sure if that was deal or a couple picked up another guy at a club or what.

Another funny story doesn't involve me directly but a favorite provider of mine.  She checked into a pretty nice hotel, not top of the line but not Motel 6 either.  She hears some noise from the next door room and doesn't think too much of it.  She zones out watching tv and then hears a loud KNOCK.   She looked at the clock and it was just a few minutes before the hour.  Then she hears a rather loud older sounding gentleman and a much younger sounding woman talking in the next room.  Things progressed from there until she could clearly hear them taking care of business in the next room so what does she do, she calls me and starts describing it all in vivid detail.  At one point she held her phone up next to the wall to see if I could hear it all too, which I really couldn't.  She said it sounded pretty hot.

 

         

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One hotel there was a girl walking back n forth in high heels the entire night.

it was at a hotel that is basically a brothel. Its like almost 80 percent escorts working staying there every day the week.

 
I heard loud fucking millions of times !

you must not be going to the good hotels to work out of, I dont even do it on purpose but find myself at these hotels with tons of other girls working at them aside from me, have heard tons of things

had this problem only once.  was staying at the Hilton in Savannah, GA.  couple in room next door went at it for a long time.  couldn't get much sleep.  she was a screamer plus the headboard of their bed  kept banging the wall.  he banged the shit  out of her 3 times that night.

When I heard my hot 20 something yr old neighbor calling my name as her husband fucked the hell out if her.  He was grunting while she was calling my name and moaning "Oh God fuck me Harder _____ I love your cock in my pussy _____. Etc.  She did this a few times a week for months.  Y'See I had the same first name as her husband.  She knew that.  Then they fought and broke up.  After he was out of the house and they broke up she hooked up with me and she asked me how I liked hearing her scream MY name while HE had been fucking her.  She KNEW I had heard through the wall.  She was a wild lay.