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OMG Funniest damned thing I ever saw
SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 1626 reads
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OK......take a very close look at this lady's, umm, err, picture.

Oh man. When I see stuff like this, I just can't help but shake my head and have some sympathy for you guys who try so hard to find the diamonds among the duds.


I cannot believe this woman used a picture of a mannequin. Well, on the positive side, at least no one can accuse her of stealing someone else's pics. Too funny.

But look, that review was 8 months ago. Guess she has a problem getting to the door in time.

BWahahahhaaa!!!  


I love this thread!!!  Thank you for making me smile this morning!!!!

And here I thought I looked too stiff in my pictures!!

it would have been more of a challenge to view before a.m. coffee.

the review does say the photo is real, and speaks glowingly of the "vigorous mish".

I didn't see what some of you are seeing, maybe it's my computer.  But even if it is a reach, I do appreciate the humor! LOL

Maybe we should move on to blow up dolls! LOL

I wonder if this mannequin have any reviews. I bet all of her performance scores are 4-She just laid there. Too funny.

This mannequin has a review and some how got an 8/8. How can a mannequin get an 8 in performance? LOL

Well, she never gets tired, she'll do any position and any hole, never complains, and never asks for tips.

philogyny161 reads

She's the lowest maintenance lady I know!

philogyny232 reads

I think it looks like a combination of a poor quality digital photo and some bad Photoshop work.

They smoothed out the skin and especially worked on the area around the armpit. I suspect that there was a "shaving area shadow" that she didn't care for. The result is certainly mannequin-like.

No, its a mannequin, look at the hand. The back of teh hand almost, but not quite, lines up with the hip, exactly the way you see any mannequin in a department store. You can clearly see the shine of the flash on plastic on the armpit area. That's not photoshop. Its a friggin mannequin!

Men, bless your hearts for having to weed through these sorts of ads to find the gems!

First of all, the commentary is hilarious. Especially the "she just laid there review" I actually laughed out loud.

But am I the only one that keeps thinking about the old navy campaign with the talking mannequins? This is too damn funny!

when they are not shooting commercials for Old Navy they could be *hooking* on the side. lol

ppl are so judgemental. If an old navy gal wants to expand her horizons and turn a few tricks on the side its fine with me.

First there are a group of Manginas and now we have progressed(????) to a group of Mannequinas.

I guess those Old Navy commercials don't pay as much as we thought.

You Seinfeld fans know what I'm talking about.

(Sorry but I couldn't find a You Tube clip of it.)

...'cuz I'm sure I've seen that photo before -- I believe it was in a Sears catalog! ;)

but when I met her, I soon discovered she was the famous...

Wilma Hedgrowbach

old handle of...

Carrie DeKoffin

I have an Old Navy credit account. I wonder if I could use it?

Shrink-2-The-Hos149 reads

And that is pathetic.
But like another old board ho once said, "any publicity is good publicity" and you will probably now starve for the next month.
I am sure she appreciates your help.

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