I'm settled in performing DATY this afternoon with my feet hanging off the side of the bed, she's into it and moaning, and all of a sudden I feel her dog licking my feet!  As the Brits would say, just carry on, so that's what I did.  Good thing I'm a dog lover!

Just consider yourself lucky it was your feet he was licking !

a lot of bacteria, but so do your feet.  Its probably a wash.  What you want to avoid is licking her pussy right after the dog does it.  You should gently suggest she wash it off first.  The dog may have licked his balls first.  However, if you licked your balls, too, then again, its probably a wash. Just my opinion. There may be a microbiologist here that has a differing opinion.

Uncle Leo would have had you on a beastiality rap.

Dogs always want in on the action, and that can lead to some comical and dicey moments.

Don't do many incalls, but I'm paying to see you, not your pets. Kindly keep them out of sight and out of earshot if possible.

Had the same thing happen but it was a cat

I had a dog decide to join in while we were "in the act". Getting rimmed by a medium-sized pooch (or any non-human, non-female) is something I hope never to repeat. I can laugh now, but it freaked me out. I kept my bottom covered around that creature for a long time ...

a cat...that would be rough

My gf had put on a little weight and was sensitive about it, so she wanted the bedroom pitch-dark for sex. I moved into position for DATY, and felt my foot bump her cat. Annoyed, he retaliated by biting my big toe, though not hard enough to draw blood. Then he moved to a different part of the bed, and later left when we got into doggystyle.

to call her roommate a dog!

...many years ago had a small lap dog (Maltese I think).  Little guy liked me for some reason.  On more than one occasion he'd jump up on the bed while we were going at it and start humping my leg.  Always a surprise when that happened, but good for a laugh too.

If I pretend I'm beating a woman, my dog will attack me and snap at my crotch.  However, my dog also likes to hump teenage girls and women with Aunt Flo.  So my ATF and I had a crazy, lustful playdate, and afterwards she headed to the bathroom to clean up.  I said, "Check this out," picked up a back scratcher, and pretended to hit her with it.  Instead of attacking me, the dog ran up and stuck his nose in her pussy.  You should have seen the look on her face.  She didn't get mad, though.  I think she saw the look on MY face and realized the dog wasn't supposed to do that.

Exactly!

Would snif EVERY woman crotch! Took him to work, yep, he goosed every sales girl and my secretary, every single time. Female neighbors that came over, yep, sniff the pussy! Walking down the street, yep, right for the crotch. Leave your panties on the floor or unattended, yep, he'd steal them.
After like 3 thanksgiving\christmas seasons and other family outings I noticed a pattern. So at Christmas dinner one year I asked my mother if she had gone through menopause. She said yes, but dad wasn't happy about the question. I said did you notice Barron (my dog) likes Susan more than mom? YES.....
I then had to explain my perverted dogs behavior which then made sense to everyone and we all
laughed about it.
He was trained for 3 years and did EVERYTHING I asked. If a female was present - 50/50 that he'd listen at best!
I always knew if a woman was on her period because THEN he didn't goose them, but start humping their leg.
He actually was somewhat of a problem it was so bad !
He wasnt neutered as I bred dobermans at the time.
He was a trip, and the best dog ever, but damn he liked pussy more than me I think!
Dogs are smarter than we think, and pussy is more powerful than we think is what that dog taught me.

when he decided to join in and jumped partially on the bed.  Then he started DATO on me.  
The question is, what does a 220 lb mastiff do? The answer, anything he wants.  

I agree, leave the undergarment chewing to us guys!!!!

I've racked up huge brownie points with a couple providers because her dogs love me.

"your" envelope in plain sight and shower before  
joining in the fun. blue champagne at minimum?

I've been there with the dogs too I love dogs and have no issue with them being there, but...

... given that they have the best seat in the house for all the fun their mama and I are having, don't you wonder what they're thinking lol

The hobby wouldn't be the hobby without animal stories. I thought it was so cute when an atf showed me her three kittens. However, they were quite distracting when they started attacking my feet during daty. I soldiered on.  

Dogs mouths are actually really clean

YOU lick a pussy after the dog has.  I still wouldn't do it.   But I did say that if both you and the dog have licked your balls first, then its probably a wash on the germs..

Are you going to suggest TER create a new category for provider reviews, something like "bestiality?"

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I guess you could call that a threesome. LOL.