More confucius says jokes for your viewing pleasure  -   smile for me today!!!



 Confucius Say :

Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Man who plays with self, pulls a boner.

House without toilet is uncanny.

Man trapped in brothel get jerked around.

Man's wife his better half, his mistress his better hole.

Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man have more hair on chest than woman, but on hole woman have more.


And with that said...
Another day to enjoy - what a fucking beautiful hobby we take pleasure in!!!


Kissez that make you beg for more
Sage