For someone who's about to travel abroad a great deal in 2017, any tips from experienced lads would be greatly appreciated
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Keep in mind that in most of the world this is legal or at least semi legal so things are done much differently than here in the US
I'm committed to CR again, Sosua, Panama, Columbia and Peru. Philippines & Brazil look enticing, however I can't stomach flying 23hrs
I am probably not your guy for advice about Peru, except to caution you to avoid a couple of the bad areas of Lima where you will get fucked, but not in the good way. lol
As far as Colombia and Panama, I have been to both countries many, many times.
In Panama there are two places not to be missed. One is the Hotel Veneto, which is a modern Vegas type property run by Wyndham Hotels. Most of the time there is plenty of action with the chicas working the bar there. Rates are a bit higher than CR, between about $150-200 for a decent unrushed session. The "chica policy" runs hot and cold there, sometimes you can simply bring a chica right up to your room without her registering or paying a chica fee, other times they are rather "chica unfriendly" and they will either charge you a hefty chica fee or try to ban the girls from the property altogether. I would advise calling ahead to see what the policy is before booking
There is a bar right around the corner, walking distance from the Veneto called the Club Habana where mainly Colombianas work. There are some absolutely gorgeous women working there who you can bring back to your room with you at about the same price as the girls working the Hotel Veneto. I would NOT advise staying at the Marriot across the street from the Club Habana as the last time I checked they had a strict "no putas" policy in effect. Other places to stay clear of, or at least other places NOT to pay MSR prices are the various strip clubs like the Palace or the Elite dos. These places have some serious talent, even hotter than the Club Habana, but some ridiculous prices, picture NYC prices in a third world country. BUT if your Spanish is decent you can go into either place. buy a single drink and get phone numbers. The same women who will charge $500 hr PLUS bar fine will settle for $200 outside of the club,
There are also several MPs, the best of which is "Golden Times" where for right about $100 you can choose from several dozen very hot chicas, mainly from Colombia. If you take a cab, they will try to collect a "bounty" for bringing you there, they put a little sticker on you that says "sucker" lol Ok it doesn't say sucker, but if you let them put the sticker on you they will charge you an extra ten bucks that goes to the cab driver, ten bucks isn't a lot to get bent about, but I don't like being played for a sucker for any amount
As for Colombia, it's a much bigger country with seven or eight major cities, I am too lazy to give you the rundown for each one of them so you might narrow it down for me
As for Panama "Lima" that's exactly where I was headed thanks for the heads up.
I'll definitely look into the Veneto, I have to spend a grand to get my bonus so hotel cost won't be an issue. Are gringos treated fairly in panama?
Actually I wouldn't mind 500hr if I'm blown away or in awe by a chicas appearance, but if I can negotiate down to two bills I will.
As For Columbia I have my sights on Cartagena.
The Veneto is actually rather reasonable, under a hundred bucks the last I checked. They have a nice pool and pool bar on the seventh floor roof top.
and yes, Panama is normally rather "gringo friendly" a LOT of gringos actually live there. One thing to remember is Sundays suck there for mongering. All the good places are closed with the exception of the Veneto and sometimes the action is VERY spotty there on Sunday.
Cartagena is great, although it, along with Bogota, are the most expensive cities in the country, but still relative bargains by American standards. I prefer to stay on the beach, down on the south side. The very furthest hotel on the beach is the Hotel Caribe. Yes the very same one where the Secret Service agents stayed. What I like about it is that it is the only hotel where you can walk to the beach without having to cross the main drag to do so. I also am not real wild about high rise hotels and you can get ground level rooms at the Hotel Caribe. There is no one spot that I can recommend like the Veneto or the Co Cal, but you will find plenty of action in Cartagena. It is the place however where I went to the "casa" that had guys with machine guns patrolling the area. I had a great time there, but I would NOT recommend it to others, especially anyone even slightly "weak of heart" I honestly thought I was going to get killed there, but I was drunk enough to suck it up and "go for it" and was rewarded with a great time, but you can only roll the dice like that so many times in your life before you roll snake eyes. lol
lol I wouldn't recommend rolling the dice in Columbia at all, from what I hear it's a very dangerous.
And thanks for the helpful tips, pm me if we're ever in the same country at the same time " 1 drink " on me lol word on the street is you drink like a fish
but this would be one of the times the street is correct. lol
Colombia went from "muy peligroso" about a dozen years ago when I first starting going there, to "rather safe" over most of the last several years, back to rather dangerous again the last couple of years. It is a place where you need to keep your wits about you. There aren't any gringo safe spots to speak of where they protect you from yourself, except for a couple of gringo hotels for mongers in Medellin that I know of, but I don't really recommend them unless you like staying with a bunch of gringo mongers where most of the better quality women won't even dream of stepping foot in either of them.
BTW, not to be nit picky, but "Columbia" is a city in South Carolina. "Colombia" is the country in South America.
BTW speaking of Cartagena, if you don't care for the beach that much, the Hotel Santa Clara is probably the nicest hotel in town, it's in the historical district and it is VERY nice. Personally, I like the beach.
Colombia went from "muy peligroso" about a dozen years ago when I first starting going there, to "rather safe" over most of the last several years, back to rather dangerous again the last couple of years. It is a place where you need to keep your wits about you. There aren't any gringo safe spots to speak of where they protect you from yourself, except for a couple of gringo hotels for mongers in Medellin that I know of, but I don't really recommend them unless you like staying with a bunch of gringo mongers where most of the better quality women won't even dream of stepping foot in either of them.
BTW, not to be nit picky, but "Columbia" is a city in South Carolina. "Colombia" is the country in South America.
BTW speaking of Cartagena, if you don't care for the beach that much, the Hotel Santa Clara is probably the nicest hotel in town, it's in the historical district and it is VERY nice. Personally, I like the beach.
I think a key question is: how is your Spanish? I've gone down to Colombia four times over the past few years (mostly Medellin and Cartagena), and have stayed in a variety of places - such as in the central districts, on the outskirts, and in the gringo hotel in Medellin mentioned by GG where there are ~8-10!women that come in every night (typically not the same ones every night) - and there might be 12-15 guys. There's another 3-5 during the day at the pool, who are typically less seasoned and looking to make a few bucks while they go to school at night. This was a good choice for me the first few times down as my Spanish was virtually non-existent, plus some of the guys there helped me understand the lay of the land (no pun intended), and it's in a very nice area for restaurants, shopping, etc - and the girls are largely GFE. As my Spanish has gotten better, more options are opening up - but I also personally like the ability to just pop downstairs and chill with the girls and other guys.
I also have a translator app I plan to use during my travels.
In Colombia how did you feel as far as safety goes during your stay?
I felt very safe in most places and situations. The only times I felt wary was in Centro after it got dark. But where the Medellin hotel is that I was referencing, i had zero qualms at any point of the day as its a high-end district.
When I was in Cartagena, I was typically out later and generally felt fine (but somewhat on edge as it's walking down a bunch of narrow streets).
In Colombia how did you feel as far as safety goes during your stay?
The area is actually pretty nice, but I would no longer recommend walking to the Parque Lleras from Golden mile as while most of the apartment buildings have security there are a few gaps where there is no security and people do get mugged in those blind spots at night.
There are some benefits to staying at the "mansions" but I don't really like staying in "frat house" at this stage of my life
From 1-10 how safe is the hotel Santa Clara? I don't want to be anywhere near cartel presence if you know what I mean.
The main problem is street crime and the occasional FARC activity.
The Hotel Santa Clara itself is very safe, but you do need to be careful wandering around the historical district at night, it bleeds off into some rather unpleasant barrios as you go up the hill. I much prefer the beach area that I refer to as their "Waikiki" part of town.
At one point there were soldiers on every corner and street crime was almost nonexistent, but that has changed in the last few years after Uribe and now street crime is on the rise in almost every city.
Unlike the first one, which was voted down in a general election, the second one only had to be approved by the Colombian Congress, which is was. I haven't read anything on whether rebel activity has ceased but suspect peace will prevail, though that has nothing to do with street crime.
I'm heading out for a short Fucation to CR in couple of weeks with a buddy
My plan is to stay in Hotel Del Rey as I have stayed there before and had a blast few years ago,
tons of chicas there and there is a disco next door , over all I had great time there. Usually the fee
I paid there was between $ 75- $100 for pretty much all the fun I can handle , girls would hang out with you at the club for as long as you want , partied , danced and had great time for hours and then for desert we finished up with some fun in the bedroom.
This year I rebooked there again but I can cancel if you guys got better places in mind.
I would prefer somewhere by the beach if possible. Also I'm trying to be within a reason on the
finances too . Let me know what you guys recommend.
I can tell you there is a place right on the beach with even better talent than what you will find at either the Del Rey or the Key Largo. Check out the Co Cal Hotel and Casino in Jaco Beach.
The action there is nightly at the pool bar, they do close earlier than they do at the Key Largo and obviously a LOT earlier than the Del Rey which of course doesn't close at all. The chicas will run you a bit more than in SJ, with most of the chicas getting about $150. The rooms are reasonable, around a hundred bucks or so, depending on the type of room and the season. I would recommend getting a poolside room as the wifi will work better than a beach front room which never seem to get a signal. Drinks are cheaper than the Del Rey/Key Largo and you won't be hustled constantly by the bartenders to buy rounds of shots for them. You will of course be hustled for drinks by chicas selling their pussy, but isn't that the whole point? lol
Del Rey is expensive if you want to save a few bucks try the hotel Morazan, I'm thinking of trying another hotel as well but I don't want to pay the hotel Chica fee.
I prefer the Sleep Inn, which is right next door, modern, clean and puta-friendly.
While the rooms aren't anything special chica fee only 12 bucks
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True hotel Del Rey charges chica fee but I think its only like 10 or 15 per gal.
I am not sure if that hotel is expensive , I think we are paying 65 per night plus chica fees
so I think that is somewhat reasonable . Again Hotel Del Rey is defiantly no Trump Tower
and is a crappy 3 star joint at the best if my memory recalls correctly , but it should do the trick.
I will however try Hotel Morazán too just to know for the future.
Thanks for suggestion 
but in it's defense, it's a lot nicer than the Morazon.
I've only stayed at the Morazon briefly a couple of times. I was dating a bartender from the Sports Bar Chubbs who used to bartend at the Del Rey and she was not allowed upstairs at the Del Rey. I found the Morazon barely worth a single star to tell the truth.
BTW, the chica fee at the Del Rey is indeed ten bucks. It's ten dollars for your first chica of the day at the Sleep Inn and twenty five for every additional chica you bring there each day. The Co Cal in Jaco has no chica fee at all.
25 dollar chica fee I think I will pass on the sleep inn.
I don't really notice an extra twenty five bucks here and there. Besides I rarely see more than 2-3 chicas each day any more, so lets say I see three chicas in any given day, it's $300 for the chicas and an extra $60 for the "chica fee" It's not anything I really notice. Honestly, if you just look at it as paying $125 for a session with a "chica bonita" would you REALLY be that unhappy?
BTW, about half of the grand a day or so I spend down there is probably my bar tabs, What can I say? I am a drunken whoremongering pig, but I do have fun and if I am sure if I were doing the same thing back home as I do down there, I bet you it would cost me a hell of a lot more than a grand a day.
I get what you're saying but there's just something that rubs me the wrong way about giving a hotel an extra 25 bucks. $500 for a bar tab I definitely cant drink with you lol, however my offer still stands 1st drink on me haha
BTW, about half of the grand a day or so I spend down there is probably my bar tabs, What can I say? I am a drunken whoremongering pig, but I do have fun and if I am sure if I were doing the same thing back home as I do down there, I bet you it would cost me a hell of a lot more than a grand a day.
Usually I run two or three bar tabs of a couple of hundred dollars apiece each day. The way you put it makes me sound like some kind of a drunk. Or maybe it's like the question all men fear from their woman. "Honey, does this make my ass look fat?" I don't think it's your statement makes me look like a drunk, I think my drinking is what makes me look that way. lol
GG , you are saying this is far better place in your opinion than San Jose yes ?
I remember Hotel Del ray was filled with chicas probably 50-150 of them a night and maybe
20 greengos around the bar .
Would this be similar setting in Cocal and Casino ?
Is there bigger selection of women there ?
You mentioned they are bit more expensive there than in SJ
On a typical night at the CoCal you will find about the same 50-150 chicas working depending on the night. Thursday-Sunday are typically much busier than Monday-Wednesday. with about the same chica to Chico ratio.
The girls do get a bit more, you should figure about $150 for a session as opposed to more like $100 in SJ. The rooms are much nicer. The drinks are cheaper, especially drinks like Patron which now run about $13 a shot at the Blue Marlin, and the bartenders don't hustle you to buy them drinks at the Co Cal. Also there is no chica fee.
The downside to the CoCal is there is very little daytime chica action there. If you want to do some daytime fucking, you really need to get phone numbers in the evening and call them to come see you in the daytime. On the plus side, you are right on the beach and they have two swimming pools and a pool bar open all day starting at 9 AM.
I don't know what your tastes are in women, but the Del Rey has quite a few "pigs" milling about, constantly bothering you for drinks and sex. On a typical night at the Del Rey out of lets say 150 chicas only maybe 30 of them are fuckable IMHO. At the Co Cal I have to say close to half of them are hot enough to fuck. Some guys simply don't care about "quality" and to those guys I recommend staying in SJ due to the lower prices as you can easily find women that are maybe 6's or 7's on the TER scale for $60-80, or even cheaper if you want to go to any of the many MP's downtown. Personally, I don't fly several hours to fuck 6's or 7's. I have ZERO interest in fucking average looking women.
Hotel Costa Rica Morazan you are talking about ?
This is attached to key largo disco yes ?
Whats the best way in your opinion to get to
Cocal from sj airport ?
Taxi ?
Do you know approximately how much
We need to pay them so we don't get ripped off ?
and it's about 1hr 15 minutes to get there, depending on traffic of course.
You can also rent a car if you choose. Driving in SJ is a bitch, but once you get out of the city it's not too bad. You can drive from the SJ Airport without going through SJ.
I usually rent a car if I am going to Jaco, I kind of like the drive, but I hate driving in SJ. I often split my time between SJ and the beach, when doing so I usually rent a car to drive to the beach, I keep it while down in Jaco, which allows me to head down to Quepos or Manuel Antonio and then when I return to the city I usually turn my car in and take cabs to get around.
It takes longer than a cab because it makes at least 5 stops before leaving San Jose.
Another option is to make friends with a girl who has a car and whom you want to fuck (or wants to work the CoCal). All you need to do is pay for gas and tolls for a 90 minute ride. Tica Taxi!
Well she wasn't exactly my "novia" but she was for that weekend. lol
Whats the best place that you love going to for pussy outside of US
and a lot of it comes down to convenience for me. I can't really take off to Asia for a month at time, I am pretty much limited to short trips of less than a week which keeps me in this hemisphere.
When I lived in Atlanta I used to do a lot of 2-3 day trips, I figured about the furthest I wanted to fly was about five hours each way as to not spend my entire weekend in the air. This five hour radius got me to about Peru or Venezuela as the furthest I could travel south for the weekend, with the South American countries of Ecuador and Colombia also in the mix along with all of Central America, Mexico and the Caribbean of course.
Of those places, I have to say that Colombia has the hottest women, but Costa Rica was just SO easy and convenient to get to, and the fact I have so much fun there, that in spite of the slightly higher prices, it has been my favorite place to go for the last 12-14 years now. That said, it used to be much, much better several years ago.
can you guys recommend few things we can do or visit in CR ( near SJ ) since I only been there once couple of years ago , and other than seeing lots of pussy I haven't seen shit.
Any tips would be greatly appreciated fellas :
There is an active volcano people love to go see, the rain forest. The pacific is less than an hour and a half away, the Caribbean only a little bit further in the other direction. There is river rafting, canopy tours, great fishing. Lots and lots to do besides getting drunk and fucking chicas, but I will confess, that is what I spend 99% of my time doing down there. lol
Me and 3 of my homies went to Habana Cuba last year for 5 days.
I tell you guys , It was a riot, we really had great time.
Place seemed relatively safe , we had no trouble at all.
Life seems to start there at midnight ( I'm not the biggest fan of that cause its past my bed time )
Abundance of gorgeous women from Latinas to Blacks to Caucasian type .
We use to go to this one joint was called Don Congrejo
It was so hilarious when we walk in and they saw greengos all women like 50 of them
rushed in to great us hahaha ( I said to my buddies " Its gota be our good looks " )
Anyway, any bar we went to first thing on the menu was pussy, within 5-10 minutes
management called for some chicas . Great Time fairly inexpensive , hookers where $100
for what ever time . We had some that left after sex we had some that staid overnight
better yet , I had one literally cry with tears that I was leaving hahahaha
We use to go to this one Italian Joint for food , on average we had full course lobster meal plus
2 cocktails and it was about $ 20.00 US . ( Pretty descent Deal. ) Bars were more expensive
but I would consider it still cheaper than in the US.
You gota be careful with underage girls though, we had a guard at our residence
that was keeping the peace and making sure we are ok , so part of his job was to collect IDs
from all the hoes we'd be bringing in . And surely enough my buddy brings a gall she looked like your average 18-20 year old and the security noticed her ID was fake so we send her out .
Downside of Cuba ,
We lived in a somewhat of a luxury Villa with swimming pool and 3 workers on staff
for cooking cleaning etc. Plus security guard at night time. Overall don't expect anything
fancy even when they say its a villa , At the best I would give this house a 2 star rating maybe 2 and a half cause it did have nice AC units that were fully functioning.
Another downside of Cuba , no phones or internet .
( recently I've heard they are getting better
but best way to stay connected is satellite phone but that's too expensive )
For me connection with the world is very important so this is
the reason I am not going to Cuba again anytime soon. Other than that
If you want to see something so fucked up that its amazing
I would defiantly recommend you go now ,
when they open up those borders things there will change fast
My problem is the extra hassle in getting there from the US. You have to first go to another country and then book a flight from THAT country to go to Cuba right now and that's been too big a PITA for me do so far. I am REALLY lazy in some regards.
When they start having direct flights I am sure I will be adding Cuba to my rotation.
What we did we flew to Cancun and bought tickets there and hopped on
The plane to Havana , one hour flight and you are there.
Once there at Cuban custom , if you have US passport
They ask you if you want a stamp in your passport or not .
We simply said no stampos porfavor and that was it .
So officially we were never in Cuba
Typically they will stamp your airplane ticket of some other piece of paper other than your passport.
Of course some of my friends are Canadian and they have no such issues. It's easier for them to travel back and forth to Cuba than to the US.