...now if you'll excuse me, I have a margarita and a hot chica to get back to.

I would come to a full "salute" if I ever found myself alone in the same room as that hottie.

As for Margaritas, I do plan on drinking some tequila tonight, but I don't spoil good tequila by making Margaritas out of it anymore than I would mix coke with my good twenty year old rum.

but could you drink as much as me as still be able to fuck?

If you aren't sure, try working your way up to it. Start with lets say ten shots of tequila. Slam them in less than an hour, go fuck a girl and see what kind of an effect it has on you. If you are still ok. Drink another ten shots, go fuck another girl, and then get back to me. If you can do this five times in a single day, you can most definitely hang with me. lol

That used to be my daily routine in Costa Rica ten years ago,but at my advanced age today, I know I can drink the first ten shots and go fuck with no problems at all, and as long as we took the timer off the second ten shots, I can still do another ten shots and still be able to fuck, but if I tried to drink another ten shots, my chances of fucking another girl are about ZERO. Damn it sucks to get old, but it does beat the alternative. lol