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What would you tell your SO?
I just saw red marks all over both my shoulder after seeing a lady today.
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That makes me wonder how do savvy gentlemen handle this? Would your SO believe when you said you had to scratch a real bad itch? Or would you refuse to take off your shirt? Anything to make them heal faster or look normal quick?
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Or would you said I am screwed.
If that's impossible, then some uncomplicated remark like: Oh, some jerk at work was trying to show me how to do self defense moves.
Good luck.
For trying to help. You always have my respect. I tipped my hat to you the first time you answered my question, and I tipped my hat again to you now. A gentleman and a scholar.
It kind of depends on your own lifestyle, but a golfer could claim he got caught in some bushes looking for a lost ball, A guy who goes to the gym could claim he was in a pick up basketball game and took a tumble, OTOH if you are an office worker who's idea of "outdoor activity" is having his lunch "al fresco" you are probably screwed.
If not taking off your shirt is even an option than you must not be married or living together. You could always have a work emergency or something that takes you out of town for a day or two while your "battle scars" heal lol
I would be doing damage control instead of asking here if I am married or living together. You didn't hear me panic, right? It seems tough to avoid suspicion when there are marks or unfamiliar scents.
It's not that I think I am morally superior to any of you guys who do cheat, it's just that I am too fucking lazy to constantly be lying to the person who is supposed to be the most important person in my life. My solution for not breaking promises is to never (or at least rarely) make them in the first place.
That said, I do have one more potential excuse for you. You could claim a food allergy that caused you to break out and then you can claim the hives/rash only lasted a short while, but the marks you left by scratching at it are still there, you might even go so far as to pull your shirt down and ask her if they are still visible, that way you are getting ahead of the situation and not being "reactive" to her asking you. I mean who would ask their SO if they still had scratch marks on them if they came by them "dishonestly"??? lol
is Cortisone 10, available over the counter at drug stores, target or walmart. This comes from a dermatologist friend. I have been using it for years, although I don't have an SO to worry about, but I just think its bad form to see a provider with marks on your back from yesterday's provider. I suggest applying every three or four hours until they disappear.
An easy alibi is to say you were feeling stressed and muscles tight, so you got a massage, and it turned out you must be allergic to the oil they were using, because left rub marks on your back. If you don't ever get massages, the believability goes down significantly. I have used this as a backup to the cortisone cream and every woman I have dated knows I get a massage at least once a week . . . . . legit massages at regular spas, I don't mix massages with sex. If I want sex, I see an escort, if I want a massage, I see a CMT that does NOT provide anything further, and get Shiatsu. Trying to get a good massage from a SW is a waste of both of our time, although the lady might like it because it burns up the clock.
Definitely need to try Cortisone 10. You save me from seeing another provider again. I am thoughtless.
I tee it up waiting for you to rib me just like this LOL.
Ask your SO if there's any of the extra strength Tylenol around (or whatever pain meds you might have used previously) - we were rough housing in the office and so-and-so got a little carried away - you know so-and-so - boy are my shoulders sore. . .
Your SO, if she sees the red marks, it'll be her discovery and you can say, "Wow, I felt sore, but I didn't think my shoulders were red like that".
Pretty innocent as you brought it up in the first place - not your SO.
Most guys who see the ladies probably aren't seen by their wives naked.
Hahahahahah Hahahaha haha!
A single scratch or red mark is one thing to try to explain away as office rough-housing or an accident, but a matching set of four nail marks across your back is another.
Since it appears you don't live with her, try the Cortisone and avoid her as long as possible. Aloe works well for me too.
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"Machinery", are you talking about something like the telephone and a calculator, which are both on my desk, or something larger, like a monitor and a printer? Its a good excuse, but I have to adapt it to my own work environment.
You can say: I got a free class at a new gym of Jiu-jitsu brasileño, was hard I think I will try once at month. hahaha
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