Is it torture to you gals if you take a week off and don't have sex? I like die.

Also... when I'm on vacation, I'm usually somewhere off-the-grid with my girlfriend, and I'm definitely not on a vacation from having sex. I do get a little fidgety when she's not around to satiate me, though...

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I can understand why some high volume women need a few days for their coochie to rest, but many of the working girls that I have dated simply fucked their boyfriends/fuckbuddies (meaning me) a lot more often on their days off than on their working days. lol

The last thing I want to deal with on my OFF time is another d*ck, but you go on and perpetuate that shit lol.  

That's OK...more where that came from.

I hear ya!!
That would be like me, having to take care of a sick person, on my time off.  

Provider shit time and how long?

I get to have amazing sex with someone I love and am insanely attracted to.

and I have hooked up w/ one civie lover like twice a year (when I want to be intimate with someone I'm truly attracted to and not for contractual sex), but typically sex is the last thing on my mind.

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Do you mean start the violins? Yes, start them. I need to play the steak flut

I love, love, love sex! It kills me even to take my week off during TTOM!
And I have plenty of toys, they just aren't the same
Giana

No, you're right. Isn't for me either. Sure, toys please me, but there's something about making a man feel good that keeps me satisfied.

Love 'em!

I have taken 4 days off recently and know how you feel.

In the great outdoors, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to go through some serious withdrawal! Yikes, had not thought of that. Oh well, will just try to burn it off with some energetic hiking

Courtney, I love your posts

You seem like such a fun person And I know what you mean about the random lust thing.  Good luck surviving your mini dry spell

syntax is a real thing, look it up.

...and some self play right? Lol.

Re: Courtney, I love your posts - thanks girl,

Being a horny mother f**ker on a sex board helps entertain all the other horny mother f***ERS Lololol.  

Posts. Perhaps I should request a copy of 'London's Guidelines for posting on TER'.  

NO! I never have sex when I'm on break from work. My legs could not be closed tighter when I take time off.  

Being a provider fuckbuddy sounds like a great job to me.  I get to have sex with a woman who knows how to do it, has no hangups, and enjoys it?  For free?  Where do I sign up?

Maybe I'm not getting laid enough a work, haha

Maybe I should go higher volume to wear myself out so I don't have to deal with all that, loll

Actually, I don't think you did.  If you had actually pissed her off I'd be able to smell the scorched earth even in New York.  I think she just wanted to let us know she doesn't "sport f*ck"   ..............except with the lawn boy.

Conan The Grammarian is happy he is not alone.

no luck here

Full disclaimer here, I am well over fifty, I wasn't really that much to look at even when I was young, I might "be" a big dick, but I certainly don't have one, AND I am an admitted shallow pig, but somehow I still manage.

I would say one of the first things to remember is to do the exact opposite of the DungBeetle, women might not respond to a total dickhead, but they sure as hell don't want a spineless suckup either. I have never really counted, but I would say that somewhere in the neighborhood of one out of every 20-30 of the providers I see end up being something more than just a business relationship.Whether that be "friend" "fuckbuddy" or outright "GF" or somewhere in between.

One other fact about me, I am single, financially independent, and I am not cheap. I like to have fun and I am not really that concerned about what it costs, that may help to tip the odds in my favor. lol

...sadly.  I pass all your other criteria, though.

There's a couple of providers I'd love to have true OTC relationships with.  If I got the right vibe from one of them, I might reconsider my "not-single" status....

Or do you think I have to become single first, before I'm ever going to get that vibe?