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Pavliena3074 reads

So sad that now when I put an add about being ultra GFE I have sooo many rude in my opinion emails pm s as I am going fuck you bare and come inside
Those emails and pms does not reflect of ultra gfe nature with me I do not know what other women do but I meant by ultra gfe the facts that we will connect you be loved and satisfied many times with love not a services I will be dedication to give you many stars many and not look at time swedish type you know ? Of course it is flat roses not hourly what to say those rude men ? That I am not a. Call girl on service but ultra gfe so you never feel you do pay me for ? I already feel that many of you already know that well. Already about me sorry typed from cell

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Panthera121333 reads

as being "ultra" GFE then you can expect some of the BBFS hobbyists and jerks to come out of the woodwork to fuck with you. Half of them probably have no intention of booking you.  
Most people with half a brain understand what "ultra" means.  

I guess that you sent each one of them a long winded unintelligible 50 paragraph reply so I am sure they will go away.

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Jacque_Jenesais1464 reads

I don't know the whole story, but from what I'm gathering, she is using a term to express something different than what it's been known to mean.

I was advertised as "Ultimate GFE" a while back. Wasn't my idea and I didn't know the ad was out there… not one to say I'm everything and more.. so what does ultimate mean? lol.

:X

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Panthera121504 reads

Otherwise she wouldn't have thrown out her own definition. If she wants to make shit up as she goes along then she shouldn't be whining about it.
It's like a provider saying she is GFE but no kissing, no DATY and CBJ only, but because she gives you a hug she means she is GFE. Any first year hooker knows that much. She's been here for nearly 3 years.

 



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TheHoundOfCullin1149 reads

Stop smelling your own butt.
Givem' a break.

You would be a way better teacher if you had more self confidence.

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AnotherDonJohn1228 reads

Wow, had misjudged you.

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Panthera121333 reads

If it's sharp and it hurts, don't try to eat it.

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Jacque_Jenesais1248 reads

What's with this self confidence bit going around? Come on, you can come up with something … just a bit better … ;)

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TheHoundOfCullin1169 reads

I was really just looking for an excuse to call Panthera Mr. Fuzzybutt

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Jacque_Jenesais1019 reads

Maybe you two can get together to discuss TER come-backs.  

That girl can shut a guy's mouth in split seconds with those quick witted responses. Lol

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Pavliena1309 reads

Recommended  him to become a student  first

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Posted By: AnotherDonJohn
is because I'm a mangina , but my handle is cool , right ? Did I ever tell you people think I'm a young gagambler ? Also cool , right ?

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Pavliena1269 reads

NO ONE of posting here met me  
 It is  evident  
 all o f those who LOVE and make a reference to Urban Dictionary ..I am just making fun on this kind of language and dictionary and slang  
 Only one is absolutely correct - I do know what it  stand for in Urban and I made up my own definition ..
 
 Is it a news for you boys that we write adds on the board for adds ?
 and not all what is advertised is  bad ..

My reviews speak for itself  
 My writing speak for itself  
- all what I do - is an entertainment  already ..  have fun .  
 and by the way .. I am not one of you  it is for sure ..\ but I can relate to  disliking word "cheesy" who who .. but I am far from being cheesy ... here AnotherDing Ding  absolutely correct ... but I am assure you I am not so powerful and terrible as you may see in your sleep dreams  as to Eastern promises ..
yes  nice movie but far far far from my styel of life  
 my style is  
 family, work
kids and you boys  
 by one a day  
 so it s why Iam 10 .. ah sorry for self promotion .. and why I do not feel bad to promote myself ? It is not for sale .. my promotions .. as you know - zero of you  under this post met me .. your call your call  
 Met me -it is as   a have GOLD LEBEL " THE BEST MAN OF THE UNIVERSE"
 You call how you want to be perceived  ..
may be
" the best  rotten mean john" ? hope not ...

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inicky461349 reads

Exactly. These are all ad posts.  In the "bad old days" they never would have seen the light of day. And things are better now.  Right.

Posted By: Panthera12
Otherwise she wouldn't have thrown out her own definition. If she wants to make shit up as she goes along then she shouldn't be whining about it.  
 It's like a provider saying she is GFE but no kissing, no DATY and CBJ only, but because she gives you a hug she means she is GFE. Any first year hooker knows that much. She's been here for nearly 3 years.  
   
   
   
 

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MikeShanahan1000 reads

Don't forget the 50% deposit for that CBJ!!!

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perfectstorm1550 reads

(I hope you changed your ad too!) And I'm sure Panthera is not calling her stupid just due to this one post. Have you seen all the other stuff she has been spewing for the last few years? (if you can understand it)

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Jacque_Jenesais1285 reads

No one ever asked me for BBFS then lol. That sucks! I had only been around for four months (technically) at that point... But ultimate? Even if it didn't mean BBFS, I still didn't like the word.  

Whatevah lol.

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Back_In_Black1104 reads

Could go her regional board wtf does ad content of a personal nature have to do with gen board ? Seems like the name change wasn't enough ...and BTW wtf is with this name , sound like cheese !  

Posted By: perfectstorm
(I hope you changed your ad too!) And I'm sure Panthera is not calling her stupid just due to this one post. Have you seen all the other stuff she has been spewing for the last few years? (if you can understand it)

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perfectstorm932 reads

Of course this is a threAD. I was just trying to help out Courtney here. I like her. I don't care about the russian cheese:

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Back_In_Black1090 reads

Yeah Courtney's cool , and cheese girl ? Probably smells like cheese too !  
L8r bro and happy new year ...

Posted By: perfectstorm
Of course this is a threAD. I was just trying to help out Courtney here. I like her. I don't care about the russian cheese:)  
 

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Back_In_Black1017 reads

U to practice on .....;)....think u can find my g spot ? That's the go spot , kinda like "go deeper" "go slower" "go all the way " ! xoxoxo......;).......

Posted By: Courtney.ova
damn that BIB gets me wetttttttt ....cum n get me baby ...

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Jacque_Jenesais1018 reads

Ok, should I say 'Ultra', 'Ultimate', or 'the bestest in the whole wide world?' Lol

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Ron.Burgundy990 reads

to Pepe Le Pew.

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Junk-Yard-Dog1360 reads

How long are you going to keep up the charade, the  phony persona is not fooling anyone  
and the valley girl lingo just proves you to be the sissy ass mangina you really are  

 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbIcfFD30M

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Panthera121249 reads

She'll be back in about half an hour.  

If you think Serafima's posts are horrendous, you should see her private mails

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Back_In_Black1254 reads

Posted By: Serefima
hey you what you talk about , you not linkin haha ..so I say ultra not american hooker girl , classy ultra like member only jacket and apple pies ...you know I play with coochie since young I'm horny liky a horny toads ..haha ...you send me pm I no see you , why you talk of hate must show love like I do classy one only and gentlemen here know how I males lovers ...haha you see only 10 and more 10 I linkin ...so I spell from brick phone part of wall gooobie tear down , you know Ronald say take walls down like me my walls down and fluffy haha come see take ride on trains of love you see . Haha !    
   
 

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Panthera121052 reads

Funny shit!

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perfectstorm977 reads

Of her PMs. Dread the thought!

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Panthera12873 reads

I just kept saying WTF! Over and over again.

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MasterZen1119 reads

ul·ti·mate

/ˈəltəmit/

the best achievable or imaginable of its kind.

Kind of works for YOU, don'cha think?

Posted By: Courtney.ova
I don't know the whole story, but from what I'm gathering, she is using a term to express something different than what it's been known to mean.  
   
 I was advertised as "Ultimate GFE" a while back. Wasn't my idea and I didn't know the ad was out there… not one to say I'm everything and more.. so what does ultimate mean? lol.  
   
 :X

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Back_In_Black1103 reads

Posted By: Taylor Steele
Master Zen , ohhhhhh ahhhhhhh Zen has me under his spell , and boy do I want his kung pow pop bad ....;)......Zen call me , I'm a wait in ....
   

   
   
   
 
   

Posted By: Courtney.ova
I don't know the whole story, but from what I'm gathering, she is using a term to express something different than what it's been known to mean.  
     
  I was advertised as "Ultimate GFE" a while back. Wasn't my idea and I didn't know the ad was out there… not one to say I'm everything and more.. so what does ultimate mean? lol.  
     
  :X

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MasterZen966 reads

the crowd:

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Back_In_Black1031 reads

Got what she wants ! LOL... and the photo , lmao ....b gd .....

Posted By: MasterZen
the crowd:

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Jacque_Jenesais1245 reads

Who doesn't think the lady who's blowing him is the best thing in the world...

While he's being blown lol

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MasterZen992 reads

in anticipation of the event. That's "ultimate". As you say, anyone can achieve the other.

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Pavliena1230 reads

Look for his post under his handle  on NY board and you will know who he is  
 check more if you wish  what he posedt always  to my post s and you will see the pic  

 " Of all the things you've posted, that is a very romantic thought. - by, 1/10/2014 9:34:18  
 as response
 to my following  words  

  you was sooo closeto see me as you was asking it for 12 month now ... sooo close... it is not about money or status for me Iam russian .. I do not care about money and what you drive .. but  YOU HOW YOU CAN ??!!!  
..  
read -
 You do not feel that you donate. You even may share all about lives may be not all but many things you are connecting you know each other real names you feel each other on intuitive level she feels even you little desire and she is ready and caring she offers you herself with not you asking for that now putting money nor she looks at time at every extra 30 min she just she just loves you ! Time you are with her and yes she is best porno star just for you other her clients even not come to your mind yet of course all arrangements were taking care way before you meet money are out the way when you meeting her but she is not free  
She loves you trully loves all you dreams come true  
It is I am  

 

 


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Panthera121104 reads

I doubt that I have more then a half dozen posts on the NY board in the last year and I am not on that thread that you are referencing. Many people make fun of your gibberish and I rarely even read your threads because I am not a special education teacher and I have no patience for the retarded.

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Dave76015866 reads

She ended up stealing a set of nickel/titanium darts, and the first thing she asked when my car was stolen was "I hope you don't think I had anything to do with it".
I have no idea what "ultra GFE" means.  
But Mr. P is correct in basically saying "you get what you ask for".

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Dr Who revived1220 reads

I wouldn't recommend running an ad with "ultimate GFE"....unless that is what you are really intending to seek.

And no shortage of guys are seeking it  LOL

Related Link: It's considered BBFS

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Panthera121066 reads

and their cap turned sideways looked at the urban dictionary.

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Dr Who revived1096 reads

Good Lord man...JLS has that pic of me and I don't want her to out me on TER.  But she does like the nerd in me.

If you're nice maybe even TS will dress as Catwoman...then you and I can take turns making waffles on the jet?

If not...I'm going to make sure Serafima fills that role!

Posted By: Panthera12
and their cap turned sideways looked at the urban dictionary.

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Jacque_Jenesais920 reads

Let me snap your suspenders…  

They're in. Maybe I'll go get some.

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Fancy88881239 reads

Good point urban dictionary is your friend.

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Back_In_Black1193 reads

That puppy went into space ...wait your in space too.....come back to earth and tell us about your voyage , may be more interesting ! L8r bele blew !  

Posted By: Belebeu
So sad that now when I put an add about being ultra GFE I have sooo many rude in my opinion emails pm s as I am going fuck you bare and come inside  
 Those emails and pms does not reflect of ultra gfe nature with me I do not know what other women do but I meant by ultra gfe the facts that we will connect you be loved and satisfied many times with love not a services I will be dedication to give you many stars many and not look at time swedish type you know ? Of course it is flat roses not hourly what to say those rude men ? That I am not a. Call girl on service but ultra gfe so you never feel you do pay me for ? I already feel that many of you already know that well. Already about me sorry typed from cell

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Pavliena1219 reads

euphemism? or may be metonym? It has occurred to anybody idea  that I, may be, am using this method of emphasizing my  level of services?

Yes I did use words from Urban Dictionary  as  strong statement  as an opposite of what I do offer..
I do refuse to use Urban dic .. ( and I  know for 100000 % - my clients do not use such as well but are aware of those meaning  and actually would enjoy my  metonyms ...

I know .. it is hard  for many even  to comprehend  .. especially here not my perfect english comes to play  ..

but trust me I post it NOT to irritate you  or make fun  I just as always thinking out the box ...

My method may be called ... hmm  
it can be called may be .. euphemism ? maybe  innuendo ??
 of course ultra GF is totally innocent  if  do not make reference to Urban  
?

and those tools( euphemism innuendo metonym are few of the tools for   a writer.. to EMPHASES  as OPPOSITE to common use of word ( and for many other causes)

 and of course I do know what for Urban slang  use ULTRA GF e

 so I wanted make it even stronger statement - separate myself from your soo loved Urban vocabulary  
I know many love it .. many just do not care .. and many do not know ..
I prefer to know but not use in direct interpretations ..
 it is also CALLS ORIGINALITY  
   
 I do know many of you gentlemen  know perfectly well:) what I mean by Ultra GFE  
it is your choice if you like t or not .. but seems according to reviews .. you do like VERY much  
I will keep  this ... my OWN  ways of UlTRA  
 For lovers.. who know what I mean ..

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Pavliena1134 reads

here BIB is correct
 I meant to post it to NYC where I advertised  
but then it was too late to remov

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MikeShanahan1081 reads

WTF???

Posted By: Belebeu
euphemism? or may be metonym? It has occurred to anybody idea  that I, may be, am using this method of emphasizing my  level of services?  
   
 Yes I did use words from Urban Dictionary  as  strong statement  as an opposite of what I do offer..  
 I do refuse to use Urban dic .. ( and I  know for 100000 % - my clients do not use such as well but are aware of those meaning  and actually would enjoy my  metonyms ...  
   
 I know .. it is hard  for many even  to comprehend  .. especially here not my perfect english comes to play  ..  
   
 but trust me I post it NOT to irritate you  or make fun  I just as always thinking out the box ...  
   
 My method may be called ... hmm  
 it can be called may be .. euphemism ? maybe  innuendo ??  
  of course ultra GF is totally innocent  if  do not make reference to Urban  
 ?  
   
 and those tools( euphemism innuendo metonym are few of the tools for   a writer.. to EMPHASES  as OPPOSITE to common use of word ( and for many other causes)  
   
  and of course I do know what for Urban slang  use ULTRA GF e  
   
  so I wanted make it even stronger statement - separate myself from your soo loved Urban vocabulary  
 I know many love it .. many just do not care .. and many do not know ..  
 I prefer to know but not use in direct interpretations ..  
  it is also CALLS ORIGINALITY  
     
  I do know many of you gentlemen  know perfectly well:) what I mean by Ultra GFE  
 it is your choice if you like t or not .. but seems according to reviews .. you do like VERY much  
 I will keep  this ... my OWN  ways of UlTRA  
  For lovers.. who know what I mean ..  

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GhostWriteroftheDamned1007 reads

It’s a Serafima-ism!
       :D

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Dave76015973 reads

Utterly amazing.   If you think sex or beauty ends at 35, then I am just really at a loss for words.
Have fun.

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AnotherDonJohn1120 reads

He is still working on putting "yo" in front of a "u".  

Try troll.

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Dave760151156 reads

YO!  Bi-otch
U so Fckin stoopid.
pussy like u momma's mights be baaad puss

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AnotherDonJohn941 reads

It's always a struggle responding to him because you wonder if the receiving equipment works.

Posted By: Dave76015
YO!  Bi-otch  
 U so Fckin stoopid.  
 pussy like u momma's mights be baaad pussy  
   
 

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Pavliena969 reads

A recipe to be happy and then there be a desire to learn more and as result to read more all we need is love !  


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quadseasonal1068 reads

Better or worse , depends on  perspective , not the urban dicktionary definition .

    When  I ask her to Tango she understands what I am saying  .  
  To an Urban Dicktionary  connoisseur, it could  mean a gang of white guys bonding,  in range .  
     
   I enjoy  the girls  point of view ,  much  more than a thread full of adult  males , acting juvenile to ease their pains  .  
   
In other words , take the ads out , the  girls are gone , all that's left are guys .
   
 Circle jerks are  not my idea of fun .
 To each their own . :-

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harborview1041 reads

because these vague terms become code or consensus defined & it's not worth the perves calling you up to get their jollies.  Even GFE has no hard rules one way or the other...    
Take those ads down.  Think of new descriptors but continue to monitor because language continues to evolve.

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Chauncey Gardner1108 reads

I think most adults will know you mean "passionate" but of course others read it another way.

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HooktardGold1266 reads

Any time you put something in front of GFE (which already encompasses most every service but anal) they assume you are offering MORE than the average GFE or the standard definition of it. If you put "Elite GFE," or "Stellar GFE" I think you would get different results, but all in all they are just labels that mean different things to everyone. There are still guys out there who think every PSE is without a condom lol. Sure, some are, but that's not what most women mean when they advertise PSE. Most mean anal, rimming, prostate massage, etc. Basically, anything to do with your ass or hers, most will classify that as a PSE.

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AnotherDonJohn938 reads

But when you put ultra in front of it it becomes specific.

Kind of like ASS and BAD ASS!
Lol.

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