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DeepVDiver 321 reads
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sarcasm is just a free service I offer from time to time. Try the Captain with hot apple cider in front of a fire on a cold night. Orgasm-enhancing, for sure!

SocDegree1901 reads

How long of an appointment do you need to have before you don't require non-stop sex?

… are more readily answered if the question in the body of the message is the same as the one in the subject line.

To the question in the subject line, the answer is easy and should be obvious: "Never enough."

To the question in the body of the message: "Could you repeat the question in English, please?"

NYMPHO!!!  Wished all my sessions entailed SEX... LOTS OF IT but they do not... Lol... Sometimes when work is slow .... I go "Hunting" lol.... But only when I Tour... That way they & I don't run into each other & have an awkward moment!!! Lol  

Like now, as I'm lying in my hotel catching up on the TER BOARDS.... I'm craving SEX!!! yum!!! Lol  

HAPPY WEEKEND EVERYONE!!!  
Muah muah!!!  

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10a + 2b = 3  

IF :  
(a) equals the number of one hundred dollar bills
(b) equal the hours of skilled daty hours
(c) are hours of an appointment

lol ~ give or take  

Posted By: SocDegree
How long of an appointment do you need to have before you don't require non-stop sex?
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Dear Ms. Delivers:
When you ask this question, why wouldn't you follow up with the second question? Is he on Ed Medication or off? This is a necessary question because now what factors are there to be considered with respect to any potential copulatory marathon sessions. Also does he have the advantage of any other pharmaceuticals at his disposal. Finally it also depends on the coital capabilities of the man in question. Also would the person have a priapism as well? Then you know he would be able to perform for three hours or more.

"How long of an appt. do you have to have before you don't require non-stop sex?" I don't get it. I've never had anyone require non-stop sex, and would never see them again if so. The average amount of non-stop sex is about 15 min. Sorry, but with a condom on, I am either bored to death after that or in pain.

 
   


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I have left 1 hour appointments in 20 minutes after non stop sex. lol

DeepVDiver372 reads

if you can't f*ck for 3 or more hours nonstop, you DO need pharmaceutical support. 6 pops and no refractory time in between is the norm for most of us high performing "sex machine" men! Make that lady work. OK, you can be nice and bring her some lube if you want.  

Oh.. if you're a chick and aren't into the nonstop f*ckathon, bring lots of lube. Maybe the "prolong" kind with Novocaine. Or if it's still too much, start talking about how good it is to be with a real man like me. I guarantee that will make him lose wood.  

And if you're a nympho... god bless you. Can I have your number or email? PM me!

tg_baby319 reads

A few men I've see would read that, and COMPLETELY miss the sarcasm. Had some 3 and 4 hour appts that were literally all action...one of those clients even asked to extend to a 6-8!! But rather than being a sign of virility, it's usually a symptom of poor health. Obesity, heart disease, etc all make it harder to come.

Edited to say: Believe it or not, lube did NOT help me through those appts. Those required Captain Morgan. :-D

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DeepVDiver322 reads

sarcasm is just a free service I offer from time to time. Try the Captain with hot apple cider in front of a fire on a cold night. Orgasm-enhancing, for sure!

Captain Morgan my ass. I would have roofied his stupid ass! Just sayin.

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