I travel to the UK frequently and it always interests me in the different terms used to describe certain things like:

I haven't heard that one before.

in kind of sneaky way? Linebacker?  

"In the game of croquet, the phrase "sticky wicket" may refer to a hoop (wicket) that is difficult for a ball to go through because of the narrowness of the opening."

I've lived in Germany, Italy and France and never heard the term assisted bathing.

The gals like to fluff you up a bit before they do the massage, and also make sure you are clean where the sun don't shine so they can do their thing down there, bless their hearts.

After the massage more often than not you take a standard stall shower by yourself, but at least one place I recall did a table shower afterwards as well as before.

i love to do their bums with my wanker..of course i am a cheeky bastard..

I really like spunk instead of cum. I'm not sure why, I guess it sounds dirtier. I was watching a British Porn Starlet and she looked up at the guy and said "spunk all over my face". That was hot, but I'll admit I am a pervert.

That would be "A levels" which is in real life a reference as to what level of studies you've completed there in the UK. There is also "O levels"- which is oral.  

One of my BFFs from hobby land is from London, and I picked up her language lol. Hobbying abroad is a lot different than in the U.S. First off, very little screening is done because most are agency vs. indy, and the girls use flats vs. hotels. There are usually 4-8 women sharing these flats for a more brothel type feel, vs. women just sharing an incall, and leaving when one has a date. Rates are also a lot less, which is why I never made a habit of trying to make bank. I financed my trip, but that was about it. I've never came out ahead touring outside the U.S. but will say, it was worth it to see a few places.

In fact, an apt once took me to a nice one . They give you robe and slipper well plastic ones,  
walk you to a sauna that smells like eucalyptus, a steam.
then they bring you to the assisted shower, body wash smells great. I asked what it is, its irish spring body wash, I use that at my spa now...actually.
its heavenly the whole being spoiled washed down, its relaxing.next they walk you back the massage room. you and friend lay next to one another, they give you bottle champagne. you can even hold hands as we did. it was very sweet.
xoxox you should experience it , it is great.
not an elderly affair at all. its so relaxing.