I had a character about 4 months ago. He was about 2 1/2 hours late (I called him about 10 times to confirm he was still going to show, had to get him from a used car dealership about 1/2 mile from my house that he called from finally). He shows up with a gift of expired Folgers coffee (I still drank it, I am not that uppidy!!!!) Kleenex, paper towels, and chap stick. All things he said he assumed I could use for my "business". He said he was an "importer/exporter"  (Seinfeld, anyone???). Session was fine, he tipped me $50, I have not heard from him since. Interesting, for sure.

One guy brought tomatoes. That was awsome because I love tomatoes! 😀 I made homemade sauce because he brought so many! I loved this gift.  
Another brought me a blanket, hair brush, toiletries bag..... along with a flogger lol!!  
One guy brought me a chunk of wood! Lmao!! He said it was supposed to be some kind of bowl. I never figured out how that chunk of wood could be used as a bowl.  
And another brought me a wedding dress!! lol!! I guess he had that fantasy? Who knows but I wasn't going to marry his ass! Lol!!  
I thanked all of them for their unusual gifts because it's the thought that counts ☺ if it makes them feel good, it makes me feel good.  
XOXO  
TL

TL, re the wedding dress, was this guy's TER handle RidgeTucky?  He was rather famous here for a bit. Said he liked to fuck hookers wearing his wife's wedding gown. What a nut.

Hahahaha!!! 😂 No, it wasn't that idiot! I had that douchebag blocked anyway. 😝
This guy went and bought me one lol  
I've received many pearl necklaces 😜
XOXO  
TL

I have been told by many girls that drinking my cum is the Fountain of Youth.

If I brought you a tomatoe from my garden shaped like you, would that be wierd?  If I spent 100 hours carving your likeness in a piece of oak, would that be creepy?  I’d just like to know what gift you like.

With some nice crackers and a wafer-thin mint?

I think my tits were a gift from my mother lol she had  a great set really.  
As for your cum being a fountain of youth? Bring it MFer! Lol I apparently LOVE that stuff!! 😍🤗☺
XOXO  
TL

What?? Lol!!! The greatest gifts a man can give me are as followed...
Good cock
My envelope!
Good cock
A squeaky clean man
Good cock
Choosing to spend time with me
Good cock
Passionate kissing
Good cock
Enjoying a nice meal with me
Good cock
Whispering in my ear all those things you're going to do with me
Good cock
A nice glass of vino  
Good cock
Sharing some good pussy with me
Good cock
Ohhhh... and also I love toys! 😀
Those are the gifts I Like!  
Any questions? 😎
XOXO  
TL

Please, no mints or crackers! A girls gotta watch her figure so she won't look like a tomato! 😂
Bring the meat! Lmao😃
XOXO  
TL

Who Me? Lol never!!! 😜 what kind of girl do you think I am? Lol 😎
XOXO  
TL

Love it when you start talking dirty.

Oh really? Mmmmm..... Well,  I'm thinking you and I should explore this whole younger/older.... ummm... research thing too lol!! 🙄 afterall, I've had good pussy from both 😏 we can tally up the results over a nice dinner 😚
Dirty talk.... Ok! Fuck my sweet ass until your cock burst from the energy that is gonna drain you dry! Then I'll flog you until I decide to take your cock, for my own pleasure, AGAIN and AGAIN... My boy toy! 😀
How's that? Lol😜
XOXO  
TL

I think I lust  you!  
Sounds like you definitely need an Aussie boy toy.
I think my research will be on the fast track

And that's just in the first 3 hours.

and no it's not a dinner date, it's actually his leftover, he ate two and assume I can eat when I am hungry after work. Which I feel odd, but sweet of him I guess lol

I too like good roosters

Sweet gesture given my training  just odd lol

When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and two round things in your face you get SPRUNG  

One of my first clients and I shouted out some interesting things during our engagement. ..Well, he took the things I said & ran with them...next time I saw him, he gifted me with a sculpture of his penis O.O we had the best laugh!

It was a bag of manure, i.e., a sack of shit.

I have one client who brought me veggies from his garden all summer long! He also has bees and brought me honey. Great gifts!!  Another client last week gave me pumpkins out of his garden. Yes, it is always the thought that counts!!