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Maybe it's not so much the starting of the fire....but what got burned. 
(and "small" is a relative term!)
ROFL!
I'd have to deal with ASSHOLES like OSP, KJ, myself, and be in the same room with LP, Puck, Gonzo, Gambler and all his brothers...
Not to mention all the ladies that would be throwing themselves at me because, wait, that happens now anyway...
mrfisher, Johngalt and scoed would TOTALLY abuse my newfound power(they're not as nice as you think)...
I'd have to moderate people, and we ALL know Mikey no likey that word...
And lastly, I'd have to grow a sense of morals. Ewwww!
You have HOW many dates in LV cum Halloween weekend?
And how many do I have?
I rest my case....
You just wait, pal! Another month, and you'll see who gets spanked with a wire hairbrush and who is eating Cheetos from a dog bowl!
Oh yeah! And gonna take pix, too, and share them with ALLL our friends here!
I'd have to have morals AND ethics?
Might as well cut off both testicles, move in my mother's basement, and take my siblings to dates with providers.
Did I say that out-loud?!
Anyone who meets the following requirements and is willing to help TER with a few open regional boards please feel free to email me at [email protected], subject: New Moderator.
Moderators Tasks:
1- Actively monitor their assigned board or boards.
2- Reads the messages in queue and posts or denies them.
3- Pulls messages which they find inappropriate/ trouble making or in violation of TER policies.
4- Answers members' questions regarding message boards or has the user contact TER Customer Support for any questions not pertaining to the discussion boards.
5 - Keeps the drama off the boards. Makes the boards an exciting and inviting place for hobbyists and providers by starting fun and informative threads.
Benefits of being a moderator:
1- Free VIP status.
2- Access to the moderators private board for exchanging information with other moderators.
3- Receiving fast support and accurate responses to your questions from TER's administration via PM, which is only available to moderators.
4- A TER moderator is more than a title. It is the proof that you have earned our trust by being a loyal, supportive, and valuable contributor to this site and community as a respectful hobbyist.
The requirements:
1- You need to be a hobbyist ( sorry ladies for obvious reasons providers cannot become a moderator ).
2- You need to be a member of TER for a minimum of 5 years with a great posting history on the boards.
3- You need to spend a minimum of 3 hours a day on the boards.
4- You have to be impartial, have great patience, and be a fair judge when it comes down to resolving cat-fights or stopping the white knights from taking sides and shilling for their ATFs.
5- You need to have enough free time to answer all the PMs that you receive from members.
6- The boards’ policies are for all, including you. Therefore you are expected to follow all of our message board rules.
7- As a moderator you are trusted with our members’ identity under their aliases. Outing someone's alias to other members, in private or public, will result in your banishment from TER.
8- Asking for favors from ladies (discount/freebie etc..) is strictly prohibited and will be reported to me by the ladies. Abuse of your title will result in your immediate banishment from TER.
9- You have no problem with losing your review posting privilege. Moderators are not allowed to post reviews or mini reviews. Reviews that were submitted before becoming a moderator will remain posted, but moderators will not be able to post new reviews unless they resign.
Those who meet these requirements and are interested should send me their username (no passwords please) via email to [email protected].
I will respond to the users we are interested in bringing on board as a new moderator in the next few weeks. Due to the volume of emails I receive I will not be answering all emails. Your understanding is appreciated.
Regards,
Admin