Even though this is the only industry in the world that is recession proof I still find many similarities with the two different trades. For one there are the markets. Eros, like the NYSE, is home to more established and trustworthy brands. Big names can be found throughout. However every now and then we find that a lady has cooked her books and inflated her prices to cover hidden expenses. She is not what she seems and is hiding an ugly truth. In turn angry investors march to the regulatory board(FTC=TER) and lodge complaints to anyone who will listen. You then have socal, cityvibe,dc-exotic, and the such that pretty much represent smaller exchanges such as AMEX, Chicago, and London, (nikki for slipry and the asian women lovers). Pretty much a way to list mutual funds (composed of two or more ladies) and hedge funds ( for those that need overnighters with porn stars). But my favorite is the Nasdaq or Craigslist for the real risk takers. You never know what you are going to get when you walk through the door but you know no matter what happens you will be taken for a ride (sometimes in a squad car). You might lose everything (rip off), or you might find the next best thing new on the market and under the radar like Google and Starbucks. Imagine finding you ATF in this market grossly undervalued for what she is charging and then being grandfathered in at her original rate even when the demand for her goods take off. Only in America my friends let the bulls charge forward

this board.... it is getting kinda stuffy in here...   like the floor of the SE can get on an August day....

...investing in poontang futures is risky business!

31 different variations of "poontang" to consider:
(much like a couple of days worth of EROS ads...lol)

Some say it's:

some sort of confectionary.

the President of Russia.

A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.

cootanany, cherry pie.

the center of the universe.

a long lost hobbyiest who recently popped up again on the NY discussion board after a brief hiatus

and then this rare "commodity"...
a monkey masturbating over a ripe beetroot.

The most votes go to this "flavor":
1: female genitalia
2: sexual intercourse


1: Her poontang was the warmest and silkiest I had ever f**ked.
2: I need to get some poontang while I'm down there in Cancun.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poontang&defid=1036504



Guess that's why I play the "total female package" market with TER as one of my favorite "investment" tools.

Cheers!