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What does one do with a terrible kisser?
hbyist+truth=;( 2138 reads
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This is for both sides of the equation. I want to see what responses I get and then I will chime in.

MasterZen 33 Reviews 802 reads
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hbyist+truth=;( 793 reads
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Cares enough to do so. Trust me I have tried with on guy and he just goes right back to his default and it is BAD.

Dr Who revived 732 reads
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Of course I expect you to get a commission on this.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 682 reads
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Escorts usually pick up on my style of kissing very quickly.
It's always cool when they steal my signature move.
Makes me feel like a big man! :D

I only saw one escort who just didn't get it.
I gave up trying to guide, and just went down on her..
When in doubt? Eat her out. I always say.

Florida_Evans 697 reads
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6 / 24

There's the lizard- the guy who just flicks his tongue in and out

The woodpecker- the guy who pecks at your mouth with no tongue at all

The hippo- the guy who opens his mouth way too wide and winds up slobbering on your nose, mouth, and chin...

I guess I would just try to guide him and kiss him how I want to be kissed, and if he doesn't want to follow, just turn your face and kiss his neck or cheek instead?


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MasterZen 33 Reviews 669 reads
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0603450onThe 960 reads
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8 / 24

What's with all the making out threads today LOL.....cute, horny people huh? I have had a few terrible kissers in my life but less than a handful, thank goodness. For me, personally, kissing is absolutely everything, again just how I'm programmed. I like to tease, and kissing is one of the most fun ways 'to' tease someone. But if he can't kiss or reciprocate the tease, forget it lol. I haven't met one gent who didn't know what he was doing in this world......oh wait, there was one LOL. I forgot about that. That was an interesting evening, and that's all I have to say about that. But the 'resorting' to 'other' things does come to mind in that scenario LOL.  

I will say, sometimes the denial of a kiss or someone so close but no touching can be even more intense than an actual sucking face session. It's all in the moment if two people know wtf they're doing haha. And then it boils down to good ol' chemistry and a connection. Heehaw.

Actually, since he has 'appeared' today...I'd like to hear Mr. Panthera's thoughts on the topic of kissing.  

;)

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FatElvis 23 Reviews 675 reads
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If they were terrible kissers I just wouldn't date them again.  I feel like you either get it or you don't. Not sure how you can teach someone, and it just feels like a whole lot of effort lol :)

All the providers I've seen are amazing kissers.

FatElvis 23 Reviews 668 reads
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mrfisher 111 Reviews 797 reads
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hbyist+truth=;( 636 reads
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MochaNautteBBW See my TER Reviews 629 reads
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My ex boyfriend was the worst kisser ever. When I kissed him, he would jam his tongue into my mouth and my lips would be covered in saliva.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 728 reads
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n. They think, "Oh, she likes this. I'll do it more." It just saves them hurt feelings. Keep it fun and sexy.

1192967 45 Reviews 597 reads
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...one and only time I left the session with time still on the clock.

I did date a woman once that was a mediocre kisser. I tried to get her to change and she tried but she would return to her default method.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 610 reads
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HAHAHAHA. We're kind of in a different situation here, lol.

But yes, makes sense on your side lol.

sexymarafouru See my TER Reviews 570 reads
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19 / 24

I'm not your doctor and don't need to check out your tonsils. It's even funnier when they do the wide open mouth and don't do anything with the tongue. That's when I quickly move to BJ mode, only way I can supress laughing or blurting out " Um, what's this? What are you doing? "

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 652 reads
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20 / 24

The baby bird - the guy who opens and closes his mouth repeatedly and in a weird rhythm

The Gene Simmons - the guy who tries to tongue-fuck your esophagus

The St. Bernard - too. much. saliva.  
Posted By: Florida_Evans
There's the lizard- the guy who just flicks his tongue in and out  
   
 The woodpecker- the guy who pecks at your mouth with no tongue at all  
   
 The hippo- the guy who opens his mouth way too wide and winds up slobbering on your nose, mouth, and chin...  
   
 I guess I would just try to guide him and kiss him how I want to be kissed, and if he doesn't want to follow, just turn your face and kiss his neck or cheek instead?  
 

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hbyist+truth=;( 726 reads
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The Gene Simmons and the ST. Bernard are my living nightmare. My bad kisser is a cross between these two and it is not pretty and there are times that I find myself wiping my mouth because there is just so much spittle deposited in and around it.

SuperBustyBlonde See my TER Reviews 625 reads
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I teach a terrible kisser how I love to be kissed.  You'd be surprised but most people CAN learn to become good.  They just need a patient and skilled lover to teach them.

 
Madiso

hbyist+truth=;( 547 reads
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I lose interest when each and every time it turns into a "lesson". I see the guy once a week and if he can't remember from the last time I told how how I like it, well then there clearly there is no hope. I just deal, as there are worse things that can happen and he has great oral skills so I trade off.

russbbj 89 Reviews 593 reads
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But I must say, I'm not especially fond of tongue kissing, I do love to make love to a woman's lips with mine, I do like to kiss. But in all honestly I would not be at all offended or concerned if you were to make suggestions to my kissing or pussy eating techniques. Although I think I'm pretty good at both, everyone's preferences are different and I do want you to enjoy yourself. I guarantee I'm going to let you know how I like my cock sucked.

I asked my ATF (before she retired) to teach me how to "make love" to a woman, I've always just liked to "fuck". It's no wonder that I'm divorced huh? I'm not a very patient man, so I need to learn patience.

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