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My Worst Nightmare....Talking in my sleep!
somniloquist 2775 reads
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So this morning my wife asks me if I am seeing hookers again.
Me:   No, why?
She:  You were shouting things in your sleep last night. You used the "B" word (note: She hates cursing.) Something like, "B, I want to f you!"
Me:   Hmm. I don't remember that.
She:  Who ever you were talking to, you were angry.
Me:    How do you know I wasn't talking to you?
She:   I'm the mother of your children. You wouldn't dare talk to me like that.

The sad truth is, she's right and that's the problem.

Don't take the bait.

Take a lesson from Ciara-has-fun and deny, deny, deny.

That's neither a crime nor a ground for divorce.

My old bud Thomas Jefferson told me that !!

When he denied the paternity of a slaves child, Sally henning, that she said he fathered..

Deny deny deny !!

its own "props." Even though Sally didn't live long enough to be vindicated; her offspring did. Jefferson got lots of BBBJs from his slaves and never had to acknowledge them so it some ways his beloved UofV was built on a lie.

dreamweaver71852 reads

there are recall dreams about the hobby.  Only you know the difference.  If you must just plead guilty to the former...

Back in college I used to visit the frat's on weekends, come back to the dorm drunk, and not remember much of anything that happened.  My roomate told me I would talk a lot and say some crude things.  I did not believe him until one weekend he tape recorded me and let me hear it the next day.  I was so embarrased, I stopped drinking the rest of my time at college.

Here is something I can relate to.  I often talk in my sleep as well.  But it is offen not very understandable.  Plus the wife sleeps in another room.  The only time we share a bed is on vacation and we are staying in a hotel.

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